Culture Shock the Above Nation(Mk 4)

by **Boring People** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:43 am

People aren't as nice here.

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:48 am

People may look cold and serious, but we are really fun, sweet, bright and warm.

by **Dai Coon Ree** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:52 am

People simply vanish that saves us from building prisons.

by **Kiryat Mniih** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:10 pm

We don't have prisons. Punishments are either Beneficial: communal service, fines, therapy, rehab, etc, Deterrent: Castration, Torture, Banishment, or Final: Execution.

by **Montoso** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:30 pm

People here at any given moment, love to throw large city block parties.

by **Kagii** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:05 pm

We have lots of trout

by **Arabanai** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:06 pm

Scientist have perfected a prototype of Android trouts!

by **New Polypontia** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:07 pm

Kagii wrote:We have lots of trout

We once fought a war against our equivalent of Asgard and now use them as slaves in our wars!
Edit: I'm sure this still works!

by **Kagii** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:07 pm

We have on orders from the Emporatii every member of the Kagii peoples barcoded to keep track of their movements

by **Revolutious** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:16 pm

Despite our people's polite and friendly demeanor, we have never forgotten our goal of world revolution.
When it happens, Psychotic Dictators will be the first to go.

by **Boring People** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:35 pm

This country is much less inclusive.

by **New Polypontia** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:04 pm

Boring People wrote:This country is much less inclusive.

We'be been known to sacrifice hundreds of thousands of humans in times of war!

by **Boring People** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:06 pm

We're much more pacifistic.

by **Dai Coon Ree** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:07 pm

Thinking about it, we have quite a lot of executions. We were thinking to bring those to you instead so you maybe put them to good use? Some wine? :twisted:

Ninjas

But speaking of boring people, can you imagine which kind of people are responsible for this high rate of disappeared ones?

by **Vaniri** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:11 pm

The Most common cause of Death here is Old Age

by **Singapore no2** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:13 pm

We don't hate our homeland's policies.

by **Mongolian Hordes** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:16 pm

Our military is much larger, and our populace quite a bit more militant.

by **Singapore no2** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:50 pm

We love the environment.

by **Cumberlanda** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:53 pm

We've discovered an element that is 200x as efficient as any known fuel, and gives out zero harmful emissions. One square foot is enough to power a city for 1000 years.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:24 pm

We discovered redstone. Yes the one from Minecraft, but other than being a superconductor this one goes nuclear at high temperatures.

by **Hariko** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:25 pm

We're not Japanese!

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:32 pm

We do not believe that is shocking as the thread is about posting shocking facts of your own nation's culture and not just denying things.

by **Kiryat Mniih** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:44 pm

We've figured out how to ditch the whole "Racist Asian Nation" thing before having to resort to butchering our bodies into Psuedo-Combine monstrosities. ;P

by **Finsternia** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:46 pm

What is racism?

by **Centro-Progressive Peoples Entity** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:48 pm

We have no defense budget, nor do we have any defense forces.

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