Culture Shock the Above Nation(Mk 4)

by **Yedmnrutika Gavr** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:18 am

in general we are a matriarchal society in which 'menage a trois' accounts for 10% of all households. of those households that are menage a trois 70% are two males married to the same female.

by **Nueva Uruguay** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:12 am

Marriage does not exist in the Glorious Republic of Uruguay.

by **Galizan** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:19 am

We eat lots of fish dishes.

by **Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:27 am

Abstinence is a crime

by **Nueva Uruguay** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:37 am

The government can order a temporary "birth ban" to prevent the population from getting too big.

by **Doom Legions** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:49 am

Our government can do whatever it wants. No restrictions at all.
Overpopulation? Just round up some poor people and kill them, no biggie.

by **Aeiouia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:53 am

It is not a widely-known fact, but our leader is actually a skilled necromancer, much like many citizens of the Doom Legions. However, she pretty much never summons undead or Daemons, since the drones that she has at her disposal can withstand much more damage in combat. Though they do have somewhat inferior firepower.

by **Auricium** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:55 am

Allurium and bedrock are being merged to make the superelement, which is hypothesised to be indestructible. Auricium goes through expansionist and pacifist phases like mood swings.

by **Aeiouia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:14 am

A vast majority of the already incredibly small Aeiouian population is actually not transcendent. Only about 5-10% of our citizens are either Archailects or Demigods. Most of our settlements are lead by a single being of this description, while all citizens are usually normal sapients.

This is mainly due to the fact that we usually try to keep our numbers low, as smaller groups of citizens generally tend to be more stable, and are easier to defend.

by **Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:33 am

Aeiouia wrote:A vast majority of the already incredibly small Aeiouian population is actually not transcendent. Only about 5-10% of our citizens are either Archailects or Demigods. Most of our settlements are lead by a single being of this description, while all citizens are usually normal sapients.

This is mainly due to the fact that we usually try to keep our numbers low, as smaller groups of citizens generally tend to be more stable, and are easier to defend.

99% of our people have never heard of John Madden.

by **Yedmnrutika Gavr** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:38 am

1% of our population are angel-like beings of darkness or light

by **AC1DTOPIA** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:48 am

99% of our population has smoked marijuana at some point.
80% smoke it regularly.

by **Doom Legions** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:49 am

Drug use is illegal here, the penalty is death. Not even a formal one either, if a law enforcer sees you i.e. smoking, he may shoot you right here and now.

by **Ever Victorious Iron Willed Commanders** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:18 pm

Doom Legions wrote:Drug use is illegal here, the penalty is death. Not even a formal one either, if a law enforcer sees you i.e. smoking, he may shoot you right here and now.

All drugs except for marijuana are highly illegal here. But the penalty is only 20-year prison time and twice-daily torture sessions.

by **Deepverse Project** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:23 pm

Scanning title. . .

We are an "AI"

by **Schiltzberg** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:28 pm

It is tradition that on every Schiltzberg day that the eldest woman of each family take a shit on the back porch of the family estate and shout "I'm not German!"

by **Swilatia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:47 pm

Nobody has a "family estate" in Swilatia. We all live in tiny apartments

by **Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:17 pm

Swilatia wrote:Nobody has a "family estate" in Swilatia. We all live in tiny apartments

Residencies taller than three storeys are strictly illegal.

by **Uelvan** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:57 pm

Rich families can destroy an entire block of poorfolks' houses in order to make room for a single mansion.

by **Bereia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:59 pm

Everybody is equal before the law here, regardless of wealth or lineage. A rich person breaking the law gets into just as much hot water as a punk from the inner cities, if not more.

by **Empire of Narnia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:59 pm

Uelvan wrote:Rich families can destroy an entire block of poorfolks' houses in order to make room for a single mansion.

We hanged the capitalists along with the homosexuals and the atheists during the Christian revolution.

EDIT: For above nation; Freddy Fazbear is officially above the law.

by **Skaro Omega** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:03 pm

Hanging people is considered primitive and barbaric.

by **Bereia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:09 pm

Hanging is the primary means of capital punishment in most States.

by **Swilatia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:15 pm

We have fairly high tax rates.

by **Auzkhia** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:06 pm

Taxation varies a lot from state to state, because some states technically have their own currency, but it's all the same legal tender in the empire.

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