The Liquid Wallaby - WW2Allaby

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:56 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:A woman wearing a German uniform limps in, leaning on her rifle for support and suffering from a serious shell induced wound on her right leg.
"H-h-help me…"

Hans runs over and grabs her, leaning her on his shoulder for support.
"Mein fräulein! Are you ok?"

She grimaces, clearly in great discomfort.
"No... I got hit by shell debris, not sure where from. It hurts very, very badly."

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:57 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Hans runs over and grabs her, leaning her on his shoulder for support.
"Mein fräulein! Are you ok?"

She grimaces, clearly in great discomfort.
"No... I got hit by shell debris, not sure where from. It hurts very, very badly."

"Ach! Ve must get you immediate medical assistance!"
Hans lifted her onto her shoulders and ran to the medical tent. He laid her down in a cot.
"Don't vorry, you'll be fine!"

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:00 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:She grimaces, clearly in great discomfort.
"No... I got hit by shell debris, not sure where from. It hurts very, very badly."

"Ach! Ve must get you immediate medical assistance!"
Hans lifted her onto her shoulders and ran to the medical tent. He laid her down in a cot.
"Don't vorry, you'll be fine!"

"It's bleeding a lot.... I think there's metal stuck in there."

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:02 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Ach! Ve must get you immediate medical assistance!"
Hans lifted her onto her shoulders and ran to the medical tent. He laid her down in a cot.
"Don't vorry, you'll be fine!"

"It's bleeding a lot.... I think there's metal stuck in there."

A nurse runs over to see to her, and Hans smiles at her.
"You'll be fine, fraulein. Don't worry."

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:04 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:"It's bleeding a lot.... I think there's metal stuck in there."

A nurse runs over to see to her, and Hans smiles at her.
"You'll be fine, fraulein. Don't worry."

"If you say so. I hope I don't lose my leg…"

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:06 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:A nurse runs over to see to her, and Hans smiles at her.
"You'll be fine, fraulein. Don't worry."

"If you say so. I hope I don't lose my leg…"

The nurse slapped her.
"You won't, idiot!"
The nurse got a pair of tweezers and removed the metal from her leg. She then poured peroxide into the wounds so they don't get infected.

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:10 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:"If you say so. I hope I don't lose my leg…"

The nurse slapped her.
"You won't, idiot!"
The nurse got a pair of tweezers and removed the metal from her leg. She then poured peroxide into the wounds so they don't get infected.

"Gah, that hurts! Can't you have anaesthetised it?"

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:11 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:The nurse slapped her.
"You won't, idiot!"
The nurse got a pair of tweezers and removed the metal from her leg. She then poured peroxide into the wounds so they don't get infected.

"Gah, that hurts! Can't you have anaesthetised it?"

"No. Now shut up."
The nurse walked away, and Hans glared after her.
"Ach, how rude. Sorry about that, fräulein. Tell me, what is your name?"

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:14 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:"Gah, that hurts! Can't you have anaesthetised it?"

"No. Now shut up."
The nurse walked away, and Hans glared after her.
"Ach, how rude. Sorry about that, fräulein. Tell me, what is your name?"

"I'm Gerda Bachmann, I come from Bremerhaven. I can't remember my rank though…"

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:15 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"No. Now shut up."
The nurse walked away, and Hans glared after her.
"Ach, how rude. Sorry about that, fräulein. Tell me, what is your name?"

"I'm Gerda Bachmann, I come from Bremerhaven. I can't remember my rank though…"

"It is nice to meet you, Gerda. I'm Oberführer Hans Vonteras."
He stuck his hand out to her.

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:17 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:"I'm Gerda Bachmann, I come from Bremerhaven. I can't remember my rank though…"

"It is nice to meet you, Gerda. I'm Oberführer Hans Vonteras."
He stuck his hand out to her.

Gerda groaned as she reached out to Hans.
"H-honoured sir…"

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:19 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"It is nice to meet you, Gerda. I'm Oberführer Hans Vonteras."
He stuck his hand out to her.

Gerda groaned as she reached out to Hans.
"H-honoured sir…"

He shook her hand firmly.
"The honor is mine. Now tell me, why are you here? These people aren't really friendly to people like us."

by **Val Halla** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:24 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Gerda groaned as she reached out to Hans.
"H-honoured sir…"

He shook her hand firmly.
"The honor is mine. Now tell me, why are you here? These people aren't really friendly to people like us."

"After the shell hit, I was abandoned. I stumbled across this place."

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:26 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He shook her hand firmly.
"The honor is mine. Now tell me, why are you here? These people aren't really friendly to people like us."

"After the shell hit, I was abandoned. I stumbled across this place."

"Vell, don't tell anyone you're a nazi, ok? Just say you stole the uniform. If they do get hostile, I'll protect you unt take the blame."

by **Chaos Crescent** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:31 pm

A fighter jet a prototype one, few low and loud over the building circling around then headed off towards the front only to get shot down and destroying an lurking or setting up arty units. Drake enters wearing a military uniform of high rank.

'Hello.....and I'm alone....'

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:11 pm

Imi tumbles about on a carpet, along with Chelli.

Adri wonders why some many of the people around her have names that end with i.

Saren mehs.

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:12 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Imi tumbles about on a carpet, along with Chelli.

Adri wonders why some many of the people around her have names that end with i.

Saren mehs.

Dom waves to them cheerfully.

Alexi contemplates with her.

Hans mehs back.

by **Chaos Crescent** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:15 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Imi tumbles about on a carpet, along with Chelli.

Adri wonders why some many of the people around her have names that end with i.

Saren mehs.

Cause her writer is very 'I' loving.

'Hi, Adri.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:19 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Imi tumbles about on a carpet, along with Chelli.

Adri wonders why some many of the people around her have names that end with i.

Saren mehs.

Dom waves to them cheerfully.

Alexi contemplates with her.

Hans mehs back.

They wave back.

"Fuck it, I dunno."

"Meh!"

Chaos Crescent wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Imi tumbles about on a carpet, along with Chelli.

Adri wonders why some many of the people around her have names that end with i.

Saren mehs.

Cause her writer is very 'I' loving.

'Hi, Adri.

Yes.

"Hi, what's-your-name."

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:22 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Dom waves to them cheerfully.

Alexi contemplates with her.

Hans mehs back.

They wave back.

"Fuck it, I dunno."

"Meh!"

"Whatcha two doin'?"

"Maybe your writer can't think of any other letter to end names with."

"MEH!"

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:23 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:They wave back.

"Fuck it, I dunno."

"Meh!"

"Whatcha two doin'?"

"Maybe your writer can't think of any other letter to end names with."

"MEH!"

"Rolling!" Imi yells. "Rol!" Chelli attempts to copy her.

"Why, obviously."

"MEH MEH MEH!" He stomps for emphasis.

by **Barboneia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:24 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Whatcha two doin'?"

"Maybe your writer can't think of any other letter to end names with."

"MEH!"

"Rolling!" Imi yells. "Rol!" Chelli attempts to copy her.

"Why, obviously."

"MEH MEH MEH!" He stomps for emphasis.

"Lemme try!"
Dom jumps onto the ground and rolls with them.

The fourth wall could be heard shattering.
"Whoops."

"Hm... Meh meh meh meh?"

by **Chaos Crescent** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:25 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Yes.

"Hi, what's-your-name."

'Really?'

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:28 pm

Barboneia wrote:"Lemme try!"
Dom jumps onto the ground and rolls with them.

The fourth wall could be heard shattering.
"Whoops."

"Hm... Meh meh meh meh?"

Imi stops rolling and gives him a weird look. "It's supposed to be girl's night! That's why Saren's not allowed to roll around."

"Good job."

A bearded man in his pajamas appears on the other side of the fourth wall. "GODDAMN MONGORIANS! ALWAYS TEARIN' DOWN MY WALL." He repairs it and vanishes.

Adri raises an eyebrow. "... Well, that just happened."

"Mehmeh." He starts running in a circle.

Chaos Crescent wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Yes.

"Hi, what's-your-name."

'Really?'

"What?"

by **Chaos Crescent** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:29 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"What?"

'It's Drake.'

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