The Liquid Wallaby - WW2Allaby

[Barboneia]

In a single tent, a loud fight could be heard, before silence. Suddenly, the flap ripped open as Vladek and Jean-Luc both rushed out to join the other troops. They quickly fell into position, and Vladek grinned over at Jean-Luc.
"I'm going to cut the schlong off the first Nazi I see!"
Jean-Luc sighed and rolled his eyes.
"You do that."

Already, the Arkadacians are singing something. Presumably about ripping out hearts, though the language is yet again incomprehensible. The Culdranth are playing whistles and flutes, while the Reils just kind of follow along.

Hearing everyone else sing, Vladek began to sing the Polish national anthem, while Jean-Luc tried his best to ignore him.


"Jeszcze Polska nie umarła,
Kiedy my żyjemy
Co nam obca moc wydarła,
Szablą odbijemy.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski
Do Polski z ziemi włoski
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem
Jak Czarniecki do Poznania
Wracał się przez morze
Dla ojczyzny ratowania
Po szwedzkim rozbiorze.

Marsz, marsz...
Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę
Będziem Polakami
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte
Jak zwyciężać mamy

Marsz, marsz...
Niemiec, Moskal nie osiędzie,
Gdy jąwszy pałasza,
Hasłem wszystkich zgoda będzie
I ojczyzna nasza

Marsz, marsz...
Już tam ojciec do swej Basi
Mówi zapłakany
Słuchaj jeno, pono nasi
Biją w tarabany

Marsz, marsz...
Na to wszystkich jedne głosy
Dosyć tej niewoli
Mamy racławickie kosy
Kościuszkę Bóg pozwoli!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Already, the Arkadacians are singing something. Presumably about ripping out hearts, though the language is yet again incomprehensible. The Culdranth are playing whistles and flutes, while the Reils just kind of follow along.

Hearing everyone else sing, Vladek began to sing the Polish national anthem, while Jean-Luc tried his best to ignore him.


"Jeszcze Polska nie umarła,
Kiedy my żyjemy
Co nam obca moc wydarła,
Szablą odbijemy.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski
Do Polski z ziemi włoski
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem
Jak Czarniecki do Poznania
Wracał się przez morze
Dla ojczyzny ratowania
Po szwedzkim rozbiorze.

Marsz, marsz...
Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę
Będziem Polakami
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte
Jak zwyciężać mamy

Marsz, marsz...
Niemiec, Moskal nie osiędzie,
Gdy jąwszy pałasza,
Hasłem wszystkich zgoda będzie
I ojczyzna nasza

Marsz, marsz...
Już tam ojciec do swej Basi
Mówi zapłakany
Słuchaj jeno, pono nasi
Biją w tarabany

Marsz, marsz...
Na to wszystkich jedne głosy
Dosyć tej niewoli
Mamy racławickie kosy
Kościuszkę Bóg pozwoli!"

The Reils perk up, hearing a vaguely familiar language, and begin singing along with him. The Arkadacians drop their song, and join in, and soon enough there's a group of entirely unrelated people singing the Polish anthem. Crissal looks back at them with a strange expression, but shrugs it off.

[Barboneia]

Hearing everyone else sing, Vladek began to sing the Polish national anthem, while Jean-Luc tried his best to ignore him.


"Jeszcze Polska nie umarła,
Kiedy my żyjemy
Co nam obca moc wydarła,
Szablą odbijemy.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski
Do Polski z ziemi włoski
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem
Jak Czarniecki do Poznania
Wracał się przez morze
Dla ojczyzny ratowania
Po szwedzkim rozbiorze.

Marsz, marsz...
Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę
Będziem Polakami
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte
Jak zwyciężać mamy

Marsz, marsz...
Niemiec, Moskal nie osiędzie,
Gdy jąwszy pałasza,
Hasłem wszystkich zgoda będzie
I ojczyzna nasza

Marsz, marsz...
Już tam ojciec do swej Basi
Mówi zapłakany
Słuchaj jeno, pono nasi
Biją w tarabany

Marsz, marsz...
Na to wszystkich jedne głosy
Dosyć tej niewoli
Mamy racławickie kosy
Kościuszkę Bóg pozwoli!"

The Reils perk up, hearing a vaguely familiar language, and begin singing along with him. The Arkadacians drop their song, and join in, and soon enough there's a group of entirely unrelated people singing the Polish anthem. Crissal looks back at them with a strange expression, but shrugs it off.

Jean-Luc looks absolutely bewildered, before facepalming.
"Ugh... Well, at least this has somehow united them all."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Jean-Luc looks absolutely bewildered, before facepalming.
"Ugh... Well, at least this has somehow united them all."

The caravan of vehicles and horses singing the Polish anthem has a few of the nearby villagers running into their homes, terrified of this unnatural group.

[Barboneia]

Jean-Luc looks absolutely bewildered, before facepalming.
"Ugh... Well, at least this has somehow united them all."

The caravan of vehicles and horses singing the Polish anthem has a few of the nearby villagers running into their homes, terrified of this unnatural group.

At the conclusion of the anthem, Vladek climbed on top of a truck and shouted down to the troops triumphantly.

"Niemcy, umrze przez naszych rękach!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The caravan of vehicles and horses singing the Polish anthem has a few of the nearby villagers running into their homes, terrified of this unnatural group.

At the conclusion of the anthem, Vladek climbed on top of a truck and shouted down to the troops triumphantly.

"Niemcy, umrze przez naszych rękach!"

They cheer in agreement and a few of them wonder what the hell they just sang.

Eventually, they reach a port city. There a group of Culdranth have gathered in the streets, cheering the convoy on. The vehicles and horses stop, and the troops are ushered into transport ships.

[Barboneia]

At the conclusion of the anthem, Vladek climbed on top of a truck and shouted down to the troops triumphantly.

"Niemcy, umrze przez naszych rękach!"

They cheer in agreement and a few of them wonder what the hell they just sang.

Eventually, they reach a port city. There a group of Culdranth have gathered in the streets, cheering the convoy on. The vehicles and horses stop, and the troops are ushered into transport ships.

Much to Jean-Luc's happiness, he is loaded into a separate ship then Vladek. Meanwhile, in the ship he is in, Vladek begins to babble quickly in Yiddish to his new comrades.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

They cheer in agreement and a few of them wonder what the hell they just sang.

Eventually, they reach a port city. There a group of Culdranth have gathered in the streets, cheering the convoy on. The vehicles and horses stop, and the troops are ushered into transport ships.

Much to Jean-Luc's happiness, he is loaded into a separate ship then Vladek. Meanwhile, in the ship he is in, Vladek begins to babble quickly in Yiddish to his new comrades.

They have no idea what he's saying, but nod politely. A few of the troops are playing with dogs the size of small bears, laughing maniacally and babytalking to them. "Who's going to tear a man's head off? You are! You are!"

[Torrocca]

Torr walks downstairs with his new wolf pup right on his heels, barking at him and wagging his tail happily as he does so.

[Crumlark]

Charlette wonders if she hould keep up to date with the march.

[Ava Ire]

Ava is outside the Wallaby, drawing a number of symbols on the ground with chalk. A couple of soldiers walk by. They stop and watch Ava. One of them has a Christian cross necklace.

"Uh...watcha' doin?....", asks the soldier with the necklace.
"I'm trying to contact someone...if I could just..." The drawings began to glow. Ava smiled. "At last!", she exclaimed. Her eyes began to glow. The soldier backed away, clutching his necklace.

"I fear no evil....see no evil...", he mumbled to himself reassuringly.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Charlette wonders if she hould keep up to date with the march.

The march is now currently a 'sail', as the troops are now taking transport ships across the gulf between Culdranthine and Arkadacia.

Meanwhile, Saren plays with a Australian Shepherd puppy.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ava is outside the Wallaby, drawing a number of symbols on the ground with chalk. A couple of soldiers walk by. They stop and watch Ava. One of them has a Christian cross necklace.

"Uh...watcha' doin?....", asks the soldier with the necklace.
"I'm trying to contact someone...if I could just..." The drawings began to glow. Ava smiled. "At last!", she exclaimed. Her eyes began to glow. The soldier backed away, clutching his necklace.

"I fear no evil....see no evil...", he mumbled to himself reassuringly.

Adicei looks down at the symbols and raises an eyebrow. "Summoning demons, I take it?"

[Torrocca]

Ava is outside the Wallaby, drawing a number of symbols on the ground with chalk. A couple of soldiers walk by. They stop and watch Ava. One of them has a Christian cross necklace.

"Uh...watcha' doin?....", asks the soldier with the necklace.
"I'm trying to contact someone...if I could just..." The drawings began to glow. Ava smiled. "At last!", she exclaimed. Her eyes began to glow. The soldier backed away, clutching his necklace.

"I fear no evil....see no evil...", he mumbled to himself reassuringly.

Torr looks outside and watches this occur, chuckling slightly at the soldier's reaction.

[Ava Ire]

Ava is outside the Wallaby, drawing a number of symbols on the ground with chalk. A couple of soldiers walk by. They stop and watch Ava. One of them has a Christian cross necklace.

"Uh...watcha' doin?....", asks the soldier with the necklace.
"I'm trying to contact someone...if I could just..." The drawings began to glow. Ava smiled. "At last!", she exclaimed. Her eyes began to glow. The soldier backed away, clutching his necklace.

"I fear no evil....see no evil...", he mumbled to himself reassuringly.

Adicei looks down at the symbols and raises an eyebrow. "Summoning demons, I take it?"

Adicei's voice broke Ava's concentration.

"Gah!" Ava stumbled and fell back. She looked up at Adicei in shock. The drawings vanished into thin air.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Adicei looks down at the symbols and raises an eyebrow. "Summoning demons, I take it?"

Adicei's voice broke Ava's concentration.

"Gah!" Ava stumbled and fell back. She looked up at Adicei in shock. The drawings vanished into thin air.

"I didn't think you were that... jumpy." She looks down at the ground. "So, what exactly were you doing?"

[Crumlark]

The march is now currently a 'sail', as the troops are now taking transport ships across the gulf between Culdranthine and Arkadacia.

Meanwhile, Saren plays with a Australian Shepherd puppy.

Nevertheless, she wonders when she will be called into battle. She aimlessly drifts around. "Who's calling my half-brothers?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The march is now currently a 'sail', as the troops are now taking transport ships across the gulf between Culdranthine and Arkadacia.

Meanwhile, Saren plays with a Australian Shepherd puppy.

Nevertheless, she wonders when she will be called into battle. She aimlessly drifts around. "Who's calling my half-brothers?"

Nobody has any idea what she's talking about.

[Ava Ire]

Adicei's voice broke Ava's concentration.

"Gah!" Ava stumbled and fell back. She looked up at Adicei in shock. The drawings vanished into thin air.

"I didn't think you were that... jumpy." She looks down at the ground. "So, what exactly were you doing?"

"Uggh!", Ava groaned in frustration. She turned to the spot where her drawings once were. The enchantment had been interrupted. Ava sighed and turned to Adicei with an irritated glare.

"I was trying to contact a Time Page... I'll have to start all over now". Ava sighed again, looking down at her worn out chalk.

[Crumlark]

Nevertheless, she wonders when she will be called into battle. She aimlessly drifts around. "Who's calling my half-brothers?"

Nobody has any idea what she's talking about.

The answer is Ava. But that is besides the point. Charlette gives Saren a puffball. "Have fun."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I didn't think you were that... jumpy." She looks down at the ground. "So, what exactly were you doing?"

"Uggh!", Ava groaned in frustration. She turned to the spot where her drawings once were. The enchantment had been interrupted. Ava sighed and turned to Adicei with an irritated glare.

"I was trying to contact a Time Page... I'll have to start all over now". Ava sighed again, looking down at her worn out chalk.

"A time page is what, exactly?"

Nobody has any idea what she's talking about.

The answer is Ava. But that is besides the point. Charlette gives Saren a puffball. "Have fun."

Eh.

Saren looks at it and throws it away. His new pup chases after it, and Saren claps in approval.

[Ava Ire]

"Uggh!", Ava groaned in frustration. She turned to the spot where her drawings once were. The enchantment had been interrupted. Ava sighed and turned to Adicei with an irritated glare.

"I was trying to contact a Time Page... I'll have to start all over now". Ava sighed again, looking down at her worn out chalk.

"A time page is what, exactly?"

"A Time Page is a servant of Father Time...don't you know that? Your name is Adri, right? Or was it Crysal.....Ah crap..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"A time page is what, exactly?"

"A Time Page is a servant of Father Time...don't you know that? Your name is Adri, right? Or was it Crysal.....Ah crap..."

She rolls her eyes and sighs. "How would I know about the religion of a surfacer? Let alone one that comes from space. And no, my name is Adicei. Adri and Crysal are my adopted children. Except grown up, except..." She facepalms. "I wish that stupid rabbit never figured out time travel..."

[Ava Ire]

"A Time Page is a servant of Father Time...don't you know that? Your name is Adri, right? Or was it Crysal.....Ah crap..."

She rolls her eyes and sighs. "How would I know about the religion of a surfacer? Let alone one that comes from space. And no, my name is Adicei. Adri and Crysal are my adopted children. Except grown up, except..." She facepalms. "I wish that stupid rabbit never figured out time travel..."

Ava just looked at her. She rubbed her forehead.
"Uh huh.... So, I heard the locals were having a parade today or something.."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ava just looked at her. She rubbed her forehead.
"Uh huh.... So, I heard the locals were having a parade today or something.."

"Less of a parade, more of a death march. They're heading to the capital of the bug horse people's country to retake it. After the tan rabbits with spiked helmets did all of the dying to get there."