The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Maybe. I figured the armor would've tipped you off."

"Yeah, I haven't been too observant these past few days."

"Maybe you should get some fresh air, watch the training or something."

[Ava Ire]

The Patriot looks over at Alexi. He smiles.
"Aha! If it isn't ole Ruskie! Ha ha ha!" He picks up a spear, throwing it into the head of a dummy. "Sure, let's".

"Haha! What do you wish to do first, comrade? Spears or sword sparring?"

The Patriot bites his lips.
"Hmm... SWORD!" He picks up a sword and lunges it Alexi.

[Chaos Crescent]

Is dragged away roughly.

He's taken to a random room on the second floor of the bar where things and stuff occur.

Indeed it was a marathon of drunken gaming, then her gloriously delicious death.

[Torrocca]

"Haha! What do you wish to do first, comrade? Spears or sword sparring?"

The Patriot bites his lips.
"Hmm... SWORD!" He picks up a sword and lunges it Alexi.

Torr watches these events unfold and doesn't bother to stop them.

He's taken to a random room on the second floor of the bar where things and stuff occur.

Indeed it was a marathon of drunken gaming, then her gloriously delicious death.

Yup. It was secretly caught on recording, too.

[Scamvidia]

"Yeah, I haven't been too observant these past few days."

"Maybe you should get some fresh air, watch the training or something."

He shrugs. "Just not all too interested with that."

[Barboneia]

"Why the hell are you talking in italics now? And I don't know if he's bloody ok or not."

(force of habit, don't judge me. i've rped in italics for almost a year now.)
"Oh, if he's in a hospital, I don't want to bug him. He needs to heal. Once he's well, I'll talk to him."

"That's great. Now blow off."

"Haha! What do you wish to do first, comrade? Spears or sword sparring?"

The Patriot bites his lips.
"Hmm... SWORD!" He picks up a sword and lunges it Alexi.

Alexi easily sidestepped it.
"Nice one, comrade, but not nice enough."
He slashes his own sword towards The Patriot's side.

[Lost heros]

The twitch returned for a second, but definitively stronger than the previous two
"It's alright. Some people aren't meant to be parents."
Lost turns towards the swords again, "Isn't that right little children?"

'Yup.....'

Lost turns suddenly, "Do you hear that?" He whispers.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Maybe you should get some fresh air, watch the training or something."

He shrugs. "Just not all too interested with that."

"Bah, only because you're lame."

[Ava Ire]

Cever crosses his arms, a satisfied smirk on his face.

"You know... I was joking. There's no such thing as the Banana Tribes". He looks at Tyler, raising an eyebrow.

His eye twitches and an insane glimmer in his eyes appears. "Of course there is. They live on the planet of Insert Name Here."

Cever gives him a look.
"Uh huh.... I think you've had one too many drinks..." Cever walks away. He shudders.
"Crazy..."

[Arcturus Novus]

(force of habit, don't judge me. i've rped in italics for almost a year now.)
"Oh, if he's in a hospital, I don't want to bug him. He needs to heal. Once he's well, I'll talk to him."

"That's great. Now blow off."

"I-I... okay..."

[Scamvidia]

He shrugs. "Just not all too interested with that."

"Bah, only because you're lame."

"I am not lame."

[Chaos Crescent]

Yup. It was secretly caught on recording, too.

Ah well he was sober during the killing so it worked out well.

'Yup.....'

Lost turns suddenly, "Do you hear that?" He whispers.

'No...'

[The Wolven League]

His eye twitches and an insane glimmer in his eyes appears. "Of course there is. They live on the planet of Insert Name Here."

Cever gives him a look.
"Uh huh.... I think you've had one too many drinks..." Cever walks away. He shudders.
"Crazy..."

He appears in front of him, as if out of the shadows.

"Suit yourself. Choose not to believe me."

He drops the peeled banana on the ground. One could swear it started talking.


Tyler walked over to Alexi.

[Torrocca]

Yup. It was secretly caught on recording, too.

Ah well he was sober during the killing so it worked out well.

Lost turns suddenly, "Do you hear that?" He whispers.

'No...'

Yup. Torr secures said recording for later use.

[Barboneia]

"That's great. Now blow off."

"I-I... okay..."

"Wanker..."
Dom continued scrubbing glasses.

[Ava Ire]

(force of habit, don't judge me. i've rped in italics for almost a year now.)
"Oh, if he's in a hospital, I don't want to bug him. He needs to heal. Once he's well, I'll talk to him."

"That's great. Now blow off."

The Patriot bites his lips.
"Hmm... SWORD!" He picks up a sword and lunges it Alexi.

Alexi easily sidestepped it.
"Nice one, comrade, but not nice enough."
He slashes his own sword towards The Patriot's side.

He shouts. The sword barely missed his armor.
The Patriot swiftly kicks Alexi's arm, laughing like a loon.

[Lost heros]

Yup. It was secretly caught on recording, too.

Ah well he was sober during the killing so it worked out well.

Lost turns suddenly, "Do you hear that?" He whispers.

'No...'

Lost skids towards him and grabs his face.
"C'mon hear harder."

[Barboneia]

"That's great. Now blow off."

Alexi easily sidestepped it.
"Nice one, comrade, but not nice enough."
He slashes his own sword towards The Patriot's side.

He shouts. The sword barely missed his armor.
The Patriot swiftly kicks Alexi's arm, laughing like a loon.

This causes his sword to go flying away.
"You bastard, that isn't aloud!"
He scrambles after it.

[Torrocca]

"That's great. Now blow off."

Alexi easily sidestepped it.
"Nice one, comrade, but not nice enough."
He slashes his own sword towards The Patriot's side.

He shouts. The sword barely missed his armor.
The Patriot swiftly kicks Alexi's arm, laughing like a loon.

"Boo! That was a shameful display! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!" Torr continues to boo The Patriot from the stands.

[Ava Ire]

Cever gives him a look.
"Uh huh.... I think you've had one too many drinks..." Cever walks away. He shudders.
"Crazy..."

He appears in front of him, as if out of the shadows.

"Suit yourself. Choose not to believe me."

He drops the peeled banana on the ground. One could swear it started talking.


Tyler walked over to Alexi.

Cever gasps. He watches as the banana talks to him.

"Hell no..." He loads his rifle, blasting the banana peel to oblivion. "Not today".
He inconspicuously walks towards his training center.

[Arcturus Novus]

"I-I... okay..."

"Wanker..."
Dom continued scrubbing glasses.

Marcus walks away, mumbling under his breath.

"I should've stayed home. The Senate knew I wasn't a good choice for this. They probably thought I wouldn''t come back..."

[Chaos Crescent]

Yup. Torr secures said recording for later use.

Good.

He walks down covered in blood and on his hand licks it clean then gets a drink.

Lost skids towards him and grabs his face.
"C'mon hear harder."

'Alright....'

Listen so hard to the voices in Lost head.....

[The Wolven League]

He shouts. The sword barely missed his armor.
The Patriot swiftly kicks Alexi's arm, laughing like a loon.

This causes his sword to go flying away.
"You bastard, that isn't aloud!"
He scrambles after it.

Tyler walks over to Alexi.
"Hello comrade."

[Barboneia]

This causes his sword to go flying away.
"You bastard, that isn't aloud!"
He scrambles after it.

Tyler walks over to Alexi.
"Hello comrade."

"Fuck off! I'm busy!"

[Ava Ire]

He shouts. The sword barely missed his armor.
The Patriot swiftly kicks Alexi's arm, laughing like a loon.

This causes his sword to go flying away.
"You bastard, that isn't aloud!"
He scrambles after it.

The Patriot bends over, gasping with laughter.

He shouts. The sword barely missed his armor.
The Patriot swiftly kicks Alexi's arm, laughing like a loon.

"Boo! That was a shameful display! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!" Torr continues to boo The Patriot from the stands.

The Patriot stands up straight, scowling.
"Oh shut the fuck up! I'm America! That means I'm fair!"