The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The enchantments take effect and the Ilman are knocked to the ground after a brief melee. Their trainer berates them and they get up, groaning in pain.

The Pravyet trainer smiles. "As you can see, if you keep your formation, any assault becomes absolutely useless to you. Besides a berserk charge, but those are banned so you won't have to worry about them. Next, we're going to practice spear throwing." Several volunteers begin setting up human, Culdranth, Reil, and Arkadacian shaped targets. "We'll start off with the big ones. Any hit'll cripple an unarmored target, but you generally want to go for the face or neck. If they're smart and armored up, aim for the knees."

Alexi aimed at a target that looked suspiciously like Dr. Yeardling. He aimed towards it's head and threw the spear, impaling the target through the head.

"Nice shot." The instructor pulls the spear out and the next target is lined up, an aggressively posed Arkadacian resembling that Ahl Cuhltian Crysal's always ranting about. Naturally, they're a bigger target, though the dummy is covered in armor.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Is that small? My people are small, so I guess it's expected."

"Smaller than an Arkadacian anyways. Get going, Crysal'll get impatient. Your team should be in the park somewhere."

[Barboneia]

Alexi aimed at a target that looked suspiciously like Dr. Yeardling. He aimed towards it's head and threw the spear, impaling the target through the head.

"Nice shot." The instructor pulls the spear out and the next target is lined up, an aggressively posed Arkadacian resembling that Ahl Cuhltian Crysal's always ranting about. Naturally, they're a bigger target, though the dummy is covered in armor.

Alexi aimed towards the knees as the instructor had said and chucked the spear.

[Val Halla]

"Is that small? My people are small, so I guess it's expected."

"Smaller than an Arkadacian anyways. Get going, Crysal'll get impatient. Your team should be in the park somewhere."

"I'll try find 'em. With gusto."

[Chaos Crescent]

Lost looks around at the various stands for fighters, although a keen observer would notice that he wasn't really looking into them more than at them.

'Hello.'

Torr checks if he's drunk.

Is not completely drunk yet.

Sadly everyone else does not and only one incompetent doctor survives.

Well, then...

The doctor is drunk too but oddly being drunk makes him competent.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Nice shot." The instructor pulls the spear out and the next target is lined up, an aggressively posed Arkadacian resembling that Ahl Cuhltian Crysal's always ranting about. Naturally, they're a bigger target, though the dummy is covered in armor.

Alexi aimed towards the knees as the instructor had said and chucked the spear.

The instructor applauds. "That'll render them limping, and then you can get an easier hit on a killzone. Next up, the Reil." The Reil target is moving in a zig-zag pattern, rather erratically.

"Smaller than an Arkadacian anyways. Get going, Crysal'll get impatient. Your team should be in the park somewhere."

"I'll try find 'em. With gusto."

"Good on ya."

[Val Halla]

Alexi aimed towards the knees as the instructor had said and chucked the spear.

The instructor applauds. "That'll render them limping, and then you can get an easier hit on a killzone. Next up, the Reil." The Reil target is moving in a zig-zag pattern, rather erratically.

"I'll try find 'em. With gusto."

"Good on ya."

Rya returns after 5 minutes.
"I've no idea who I'm looking for…"

[Barboneia]

Alexi aimed towards the knees as the instructor had said and chucked the spear.

The instructor applauds. "That'll render them limping, and then you can get an easier hit on a killzone. Next up, the Reil." The Reil target is moving in a zig-zag pattern, rather erratically.

Alexi led his target by aiming ahead of it, then threw the spear, impaling it in the chest.

[Arcturus Novus]

Well, then...

The doctor is drunk too but oddly being drunk makes him competent.

You're having a little too much fun with this.

[Lost heros]

Lost looks around at the various stands for fighters, although a keen observer would notice that he wasn't really looking into them more than at them.

'Hello.'

Lost finishes a long staring contest with a pair of Arkchillian swords before acknowledging CC.
"No matter which weapon I face, I just can't seem to win the battle," Lost says in a very serious tone as if his delusional staring contest was a war up over the fate of the world, "Have you had any better luck?"

[Torrocca]

Lost looks around at the various stands for fighters, although a keen observer would notice that he wasn't really looking into them more than at them.

'Hello.'

Torr checks if he's drunk.

Is not completely drunk yet.

Well, then...

The doctor is drunk too but oddly being drunk makes him competent.

Torr gives him double the number of drinks previously given.

[Chaos Crescent]

The doctor is drunk too but oddly being drunk makes him competent.

You're having a little too much fun with this.

Yup. Anyway it is over.

'Hello.'

Lost finishes a long staring contest with a pair of Arkchillian swords before acknowledging CC.
"No matter which weapon I face, I just can't seem to win the battle," Lost says in a very serious tone as if his delusional staring contest was a war up over the fate of the world, "Have you had any better luck?"

'I teach them I am there master.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The instructor applauds. "That'll render them limping, and then you can get an easier hit on a killzone. Next up, the Reil." The Reil target is moving in a zig-zag pattern, rather erratically.


"Good on ya."

Rya returns after 5 minutes.
"I've no idea who I'm looking for…"

"... Tall woman, orange hair, huge fangs?"

The instructor applauds. "That'll render them limping, and then you can get an easier hit on a killzone. Next up, the Reil." The Reil target is moving in a zig-zag pattern, rather erratically.

Alexi led his target by aiming ahead of it, then threw the spear, impaling it in the chest.

"Well, I can tell you would be a good Pravyet soldier if you were around that long ago." He claps. "Now, the Culdranth."

The Culdranth target is zig zagging forward and back while surrounded by mist, making it hard to see it.

[Arcturus Novus]

You're having a little too much fun with this.

Yup. Anyway it is over.

At any rate, Ven's in his hospital bed, either sleeping or unconscious.

[Lost heros]

You're having a little too much fun with this.

Yup. Anyway it is over.

Lost finishes a long staring contest with a pair of Arkchillian swords before acknowledging CC.
"No matter which weapon I face, I just can't seem to win the battle," Lost says in a very serious tone as if his delusional staring contest was a war up over the fate of the world, "Have you had any better luck?"

'I teach them I am there master.'

"Are we really there masters though? We can guide them where to go but it's their choice to follow."
He kneels down to the table's level. "How can we control them when we do not know them?"

[Val Halla]

Rya returns after 5 minutes.
"I've no idea who I'm looking for…"

"... Tall woman, orange hair, huge fangs?"

Alexi led his target by aiming ahead of it, then threw the spear, impaling it in the chest.

"Well, I can tell you would be a good Pravyet soldier if you were around that long ago." He claps. "Now, the Culdranth."

The Culdranth target is zig zagging forward and back while surrounded by mist, making it hard to see it.

"Sure. Thanks!"
Rya runs off again.

[Barboneia]

Alexi led his target by aiming ahead of it, then threw the spear, impaling it in the chest.

"Well, I can tell you would be a good Pravyet soldier if you were around that long ago." He claps. "Now, the Culdranth."

The Culdranth target is zig zagging forward and back while surrounded by mist, making it hard to see it.

"Ugh... Typical."
Alexi barely sees the target through the mist and throws the spear, just knicking it's ear.
"Ah, damn..."

[The Wolven League]

[ignore this]

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Sure. Thanks!"
Rya runs off again.

Crysal is outside, shieldbashing one of her trainees in the face.

"Well, I can tell you would be a good Pravyet soldier if you were around that long ago." He claps. "Now, the Culdranth."

The Culdranth target is zig zagging forward and back while surrounded by mist, making it hard to see it.

"Ugh... Typical."
Alexi barely sees the target through the mist and throws the spear, just knicking it's ear.
"Ah, damn..."

"Yeah, they're smart little bastards, but if you can get up close and personal you can pretty much punt 'em. The fact you got him is impressive."

The rest of the trainees practice spear throwing, and the instructor stands out in an open area, getting into a combat ready position. "Alexi! You're up first for sparring."

[Ava Ire]

Cever walks up, looking slightly irritated.

"Ah hell..." He looks around, as The Patriot walks up beside him. "Did I miss the tournament?..."

[Chaos Crescent]

Yup. Anyway it is over.

At any rate, Ven's in his hospital bed, either sleeping or unconscious.

Sleeping and probably recovering....

"Are we really there masters though? We can guide them where to go but it's their choice to follow."
He kneels down to the table's level. "How can we control them when we do not know them?"

'Stop being so philosophical it's scary.'

Cever walks up, looking slightly irritated.

"Ah hell..." He looks around, as The Patriot walks up beside him. "Did I miss the tournament?..."

'It's just training.....'

[Barboneia]

"Ugh... Typical."
Alexi barely sees the target through the mist and throws the spear, just knicking it's ear.
"Ah, damn..."

"Yeah, they're smart little bastards, but if you can get up close and personal you can pretty much punt 'em. The fact you got him is impressive."

The rest of the trainees practice spear throwing, and the instructor stands out in an open area, getting into a combat ready position. "Alexi! You're up first for sparring."

Alexi runs over to him and nods.
"Here. Sparring, eh? Let's see how this goes."
He draws his sword, but holds it against his side casually.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Yeah, they're smart little bastards, but if you can get up close and personal you can pretty much punt 'em. The fact you got him is impressive."

The rest of the trainees practice spear throwing, and the instructor stands out in an open area, getting into a combat ready position. "Alexi! You're up first for sparring."

Alexi runs over to him and nods.
"Here. Sparring, eh? Let's see how this goes."
He draws his sword, but holds it against his side casually.

The instructor is using his spear and shield, feinting a jab towards Alexi's side.

[Val Halla]

"Sure. Thanks!"
Rya runs off again.

Crysal is outside, shieldbashing one of her trainees in the face.

"Ugh... Typical."
Alexi barely sees the target through the mist and throws the spear, just knicking it's ear.
"Ah, damn..."

"Yeah, they're smart little bastards, but if you can get up close and personal you can pretty much punt 'em. The fact you got him is impressive."

The rest of the trainees practice spear throwing, and the instructor stands out in an open area, getting into a combat ready position. "Alexi! You're up first for sparring."

"Oh dear. I hope they are OK. Hi, I'm Rya."

[Barboneia]

Alexi runs over to him and nods.
"Here. Sparring, eh? Let's see how this goes."
He draws his sword, but holds it against his side casually.

The instructor is using his spear and shield, feinting a jab towards Alexi's side.

"Agh!"
Alexi grips the sword with two hands and sidesteps the jab.