The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[Barboneia]

"You wot, mate?!"

(Lel good thing I'm on my phone)

"...u wot? U fooken' WOT?! I'll fooken' rek ye, swear on me mum's life, I swear ta fooken' God m8, yor fooken' dead, git gud, git rekt, git fooken' POUNDED. Scrub."

Dom's face grows an amazing shade of scarlet. He lifted a very large bottle of vodka and chucked it at Ven's head.

[Torrocca]

"... You speak cat?"

"Isn't it obvious? She likes fish."

"Well, I suppose so..."

[Val Halla]

"Isn't it obvious? She likes fish."

"Well, I suppose so..."

"I have another fish if you want it."

[Arcturus Novus]

"...u wot? U fooken' WOT?! I'll fooken' rek ye, swear on me mum's life, I swear ta fooken' God m8, yor fooken' dead, git gud, git rekt, git fooken' POUNDED. Scrub."

Dom's face grows an amazing shade of scarlet. He lifted a very large bottle of vodka and chucked it at Ven's head.

Ven somehow manages to dodge this. In a fit of rage, he rips off his shirt.

"I'll fooken' clobber ye for... wait, that's going on?"

[Val Halla]

Dom's face grows an amazing shade of scarlet. He lifted a very large bottle of vodka and chucked it at Ven's head.

Ven somehow manages to dodge this. In a fit of rage, he rips off his shirt.

"I'll fooken' clobber ye for... wait, that's going on?"

"Ahem..."

[Torrocca]

"Well, I suppose so..."

"I have another fish if you want it."

"Uh... no, thanks... just give it to her."

[Barboneia]

Dom's face grows an amazing shade of scarlet. He lifted a very large bottle of vodka and chucked it at Ven's head.

Ven somehow manages to dodge this. In a fit of rage, he rips off his shirt.

"I'll fooken' clobber ye for... wait, that's going on?"

Dom jumps out from behind the bar and tackles Ven as this song begins to play in the background.

[Arcturus Novus]

Ven somehow manages to dodge this. In a fit of rage, he rips off his shirt.

"I'll fooken' clobber ye for... wait, that's going on?"

"Ahem..."

"Please explain what just happened. Also, the broken glass. Did I do that?"

[Val Halla]

"I have another fish if you want it."

"Uh... no, thanks... just give it to her."

"I can't give her too much~"

[Val Halla]

"Ahem..."

"Please explain what just happened. Also, the broken glass. Did I do that?"

"I don't know. You got angry with the barman, he tried to threw a glass at you, you ripped off your shirt and here we are. Not that I'm complaining..."

[Arcturus Novus]

"Please explain what just happened. Also, the broken glass. Did I do that?"

"I don't know. You got angry with the barman, he tried to threw a glass at you, you ripped off your shirt and here we are. Not that I'm complaining..."

"I am. There's an agry man on top of me. Not that I'm opposed to this type of thing, but I'm not enjoying the circumstances. And why the fuck does that shirt say 'git gud'? This is the Wallaby, not 4chan."

Ven somehow manages to dodge this. In a fit of rage, he rips off his shirt.

"I'll fooken' clobber ye for... wait, that's going on?"

Dom jumps out from behind the bar and tackles Ven as this song begins to play in the background.

"Sir, please get off of me. We can talk it out."

[Val Halla]

"I don't know. You got angry with the barman, he tried to threw a glass at you, you ripped off your shirt and here we are. Not that I'm complaining..."

"I am. There's an agry man on top of me. Not that I'm opposed to this type of thing, but I'm not enjoying the circumstances. And why the fuck does that shirt say 'git gud'? This is the Wallaby, not 4chan."

Dom jumps out from behind the bar and tackles Ven as this song begins to play in the background.

"Sir, please get off of me. We can talk it out."

"Perhaps you were in a trance."
Rya giggles to herself.
"Don't worry, I'll get you a shirt. Actually, have my jacket. It's in my bag."

[Barboneia]

Dom jumps out from behind the bar and tackles Ven as this song begins to play in the background.

"Sir, please get off of me. We can talk it out."

"JUMP AROUND! JUMP AROUND!"
The music intensifies as Dom begins to punch him repeatedly in the face.

(Jesus this is too fun)

[Arcturus Novus]

"Sir, please get off of me. We can talk it out."

"JUMP AROUND! JUMP AROUND!"
The music intensifies as Dom begins to punch him repeatedly in the face.

(Jesus this is too fun)

"Agh! Fuck! Not the face! I'm fucking royalty! Richard would never do this!"

[Val Halla]

"Sir, please get off of me. We can talk it out."

"JUMP AROUND! JUMP AROUND!"
The music intensifies as Dom begins to punch him repeatedly in the face.

(Jesus this is too fun)

"Stop it!"

[Barboneia]

"JUMP AROUND! JUMP AROUND!"
The music intensifies as Dom begins to punch him repeatedly in the face.

(Jesus this is too fun)

"Agh! Fuck! Not the face! I'm fucking royalty! Richard would never do this!"

"I'LL SHOW YOU 'BASH YOUR BLOODY 'ED IN'!"

Dom took a nearby bottle that was conveniently knocked onto the floor and slammed it against Ven's face.

[Val Halla]

"Agh! Fuck! Not the face! I'm fucking royalty! Richard would never do this!"

"I'LL SHOW YOU 'BASH YOUR BLOODY 'ED IN'!"

Dom took a nearby bottle that was conveniently knocked onto the floor and slammed it against Ven's face.

"You aren't supposed to fight!"

[Arcturus Novus]

Ven is now unconscious and bloody. On the bright side, he always wanted a nose percing.

[Barboneia]

Ven is now unconscious and bloody. On the bright side, he always wanted a nose percing.

Dom finally got over his blood lust as the music screeched to a halt. He climbed off of Ven and stared down at him.
"Oop.. Guess I went a bit overboard. Sorry, mate."

[Torrocca]

"Uh... no, thanks... just give it to her."

"I can't give her too much~"

"Oh... okay."

[Arcturus Novus]

Ven is now unconscious and bloody. On the bright side, he always wanted a nose percing.

Dom finally got over his blood lust as the music screeched to a halt. He climbed off of Ven and stared down at him.
"Oop.. Guess I went a bit overboard. Sorry, mate."

"Uuugh..."

[Barboneia]

Dom finally got over his blood lust as the music screeched to a halt. He climbed off of Ven and stared down at him.
"Oop.. Guess I went a bit overboard. Sorry, mate."

"Uuugh..."

"Hehe.."

[Val Halla]

Dom finally got over his blood lust as the music screeched to a halt. He climbed off of Ven and stared down at him.
"Oop.. Guess I went a bit overboard. Sorry, mate."

"Uuugh..."

Rya extends her hand to help Ven up.

[Arcturus Novus]

"Uuugh..."

"Hehe.."

Ven falls back into unconsciousness. This isn't an optimal situation. The narrator recommends medical attention.

[Barboneia]

"Hehe.."

Ven falls back into unconsciousness. This isn't an optimal situation. The narrator recommends medical attention.

"Right... Well, have fun with that."
Dom wanders off.