The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[Barboneia]

Dom was behind the bar washing glasses.

[Val Halla]

"Oh, I hope we'll win!"

"Now that's the spirit!"

"Eh, good luck, I guess?"

"Uh... thanks?"

"Mayuri can watch to! Won't you girl?"
Rya strokes Mayuri and she purrs.

[Torrocca]

"Now that's the spirit!"



"Uh... thanks?"

"Mayuri can watch to! Won't you girl?"
Rya strokes Mayuri and she purrs.

"Yeah!" Torr pauses. "Ooor she can help out by clawing out our enemies' eyes."

[Barboneia]

"Mayuri can watch to! Won't you girl?"
Rya strokes Mayuri and she purrs.

"Yeah!" Torr pauses. "Ooor she can help out by clawing out our enemies' eyes."

"That's against the rules, you pragmatist."

[Torrocca]

"Yeah!" Torr pauses. "Ooor she can help out by clawing out our enemies' eyes."

"That's against the rules, you pragmatist."

"Who needs rules when you can go into the Danger Zone?"

[Val Halla]

"Mayuri can watch to! Won't you girl?"
Rya strokes Mayuri and she purrs.

"Yeah!" Torr pauses. "Ooor she can help out by clawing out our enemies' eyes."

Rya hugs Mayuri close to her
"Nuu..."

[Barboneia]

"That's against the rules, you pragmatist."

"Who needs rules when you can go into the Danger Zone?"

"You need rules or else Crysal will probably kick you out of the tournament. Which will cause me to laugh at you."

[Torrocca]

"Yeah!" Torr pauses. "Ooor she can help out by clawing out our enemies' eyes."

Rya hugs Mayuri close to her
"Nuu..."

"... Or not."

"Who needs rules when you can go into the Danger Zone?"

"You need rules or else Crysal will probably kick you out of the tournament. Which will cause me to laugh at you."

"Eh. I could just burn down her old castle again if that's the case."

[Barboneia]

"You need rules or else Crysal will probably kick you out of the tournament. Which will cause me to laugh at you."

"Eh. I could just burn down her old castle again if that's the case."

"And then you'll be murdered. Horrifically."

[Torrocca]

"Eh. I could just burn down her old castle again if that's the case."

"And then you'll be murdered. Horrifically."

"Or, probably not. Like I said, 70 years and running. That and, uh... I'm kind of human and not, y'know, an animal. That makes me a much better fighter in this case."

[Barboneia]

"And then you'll be murdered. Horrifically."

"Or, probably not. Like I said, 70 years and running. That and, uh... I'm kind of human and not, y'know, an animal. That makes me a much better fighter in this case."

"Crysal is, like, more then 5 times older then you, and I'm sure she could easily kill you."

[Val Halla]

"Or, probably not. Like I said, 70 years and running. That and, uh... I'm kind of human and not, y'know, an animal. That makes me a much better fighter in this case."

"Crysal is, like, more then 5 times older then you, and I'm sure she could easily kill you."

"What's with all the talk of killing?"
Rya frowns.

[Torrocca]

"Or, probably not. Like I said, 70 years and running. That and, uh... I'm kind of human and not, y'know, an animal. That makes me a much better fighter in this case."

"Crysal is, like, more then 5 times older then you, and I'm sure she could easily kill you."

"Nah... I'm just better than her in general."

"Crysal is, like, more then 5 times older then you, and I'm sure she could easily kill you."

"What's with all the talk of killing?"
Rya frowns.

"He thinks this grumpy old horse-lady can kill me."

[Barboneia]

"Crysal is, like, more then 5 times older then you, and I'm sure she could easily kill you."

"What's with all the talk of killing?"
Rya frowns.

"It happens every so often here. In fact, multiple patrons of this bar have commited genocide before."

[Barboneia]

"Crysal is, like, more then 5 times older then you, and I'm sure she could easily kill you."

"Nah... I'm just better than her in general."

"I don't think she'll be very happy when I tell her you said that."

[Torrocca]

"Nah... I'm just better than her in general."

"I don't think she'll be very happy when I tell her you said that."

"Good."

[Val Halla]

"What's with all the talk of killing?"
Rya frowns.

"It happens every so often here. In fact, multiple patrons of this bar have commited genocide before."

"That's not nice."

[Barboneia]

"It happens every so often here. In fact, multiple patrons of this bar have commited genocide before."

"That's not nice."

"It's not, but if you want to try and stop them and die horribly, be my guest."

[Val Halla]

"That's not nice."

"It's not, but if you want to try and stop them and die horribly, be my guest."

I'd rather not.

[Barboneia]

"It's not, but if you want to try and stop them and die horribly, be my guest."

I'd rather not.

"Good choice, miss. Oh, and your writer did a great job of putting your words in quotation marks."
The fourth wall could be heard shattering in the distance.

[Torrocca]

I'd rather not.

"Good choice, miss. Oh, and your writer did a great job of putting your words in quotation marks."
The fourth wall could be heard shattering in the distance.

Torr's head explodes due to the fourth wall breaking. He stares at Alexei from his ghostly form with narrowed eyes. "Seriously?"

[Val Halla]

I'd rather not.

"Good choice, miss. Oh, and your writer did a great job of putting your words in quotation marks."
The fourth wall could be heard shattering in the distance.

(Aren't we the jester)
"Would you like a hat with bells on it?"

[Barboneia]

"Good choice, miss. Oh, and your writer did a great job of putting your words in quotation marks."
The fourth wall could be heard shattering in the distance.

(Aren't we the jester)
"Would you like a hat with bells on it?"

( )
"Uh... No."

[Val Halla]

(Aren't we the jester)
"Would you like a hat with bells on it?"

( )
"Uh... No."

"Good. I don't have one."

[Barboneia]

( )
"Uh... No."

"Good. I don't have one."

"...Then why did you offer?"