The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[Ava Ire]

"Ha, oh of course not! I was, uh, just stating so..."

Dom looks down at his watch.
"How long do they typically live for?"

"Around 110 years average, due to advances in health and technology".

[The Wolven League]

"Do people from Merdi live a thousand years?"

"Ha, oh of course not! I was, uh, just stating so..."

"Oh. How long have you been on Earth?"

[Barboneia]

Dom looks down at his watch.
"How long do they typically live for?"

"Around 110 years average, due to advances in health and technology".

He raised an eyebrow.
"Impressive."
He took out a small book and flipped through it.
"Barboneian scientists have estimated that, due to our advanced state of medical technology and such, a Barboneian born between 1980-2000 will have an average lifespan of 105. People born after that will live even longer."

[Ava Ire]

"Ha, oh of course not! I was, uh, just stating so..."

"Oh. How long have you been on Earth?"

Ira sneezes.

"For about half a year now, though I do go back and forth between planets sometimes".

[The Wolven League]

"Oh. How long have you been on Earth?"

Ira sneezes.

"For about half a year now, though I do go back and forth between planets sometimes".

"I see. It'll be quite lonely when you leave."

[Ava Ire]

"Around 110 years average, due to advances in health and technology".

He raised an eyebrow.
"Impressive."
He took out a small book and flipped through it.
"Barboneian scientists have estimated that, due to our advanced state of medical technology and such, a Barboneian born between 1980-2000 will have an average lifespan of 105. People born after that will live even longer."

Ira raises and eyebrow.

"And...you're Human?"

Ira sneezes.

"For about half a year now, though I do go back and forth between planets sometimes".

"I see. It'll be quite lonely when you leave."

Ira smiles warmly.

"That's quite sweet of you".
She fake punches him.

[Barboneia]

He raised an eyebrow.
"Impressive."
He took out a small book and flipped through it.
"Barboneian scientists have estimated that, due to our advanced state of medical technology and such, a Barboneian born between 1980-2000 will have an average lifespan of 105. People born after that will live even longer."

Ira raises and eyebrow.

"And...you're Human?"

"I see. It'll be quite lonely when you leave."

Ira smiles warmly.

"That's quite sweet of you".
She fake punches him.

"Yes. I'm not of this planet however."
He raised an eyebrow.
"Why would you ask if I'm not human?"

[The Wolven League]

He raised an eyebrow.
"Impressive."
He took out a small book and flipped through it.
"Barboneian scientists have estimated that, due to our advanced state of medical technology and such, a Barboneian born between 1980-2000 will have an average lifespan of 105. People born after that will live even longer."

Ira raises and eyebrow.

"And...you're Human?"

"I see. It'll be quite lonely when you leave."

Ira smiles warmly.

"That's quite sweet of you".
She fake punches him.

Well, that's quite strange Tyler thought to himself.

He laughed and fake punched her back.

[Ava Ire]

Ira raises and eyebrow.

"And...you're Human?"


Ira smiles warmly.

"That's quite sweet of you".
She fake punches him.

"Yes. I'm not of this planet however."
He raised an eyebrow.
"Why would you ask if I'm not human?"

"Oh, well I've never known a human to live so long...and it seems like it would be a miserable existence for an Earthen Human. Just living in their society has made me so depressed..."

Ira raises and eyebrow.

"And...you're Human?"


Ira smiles warmly.

"That's quite sweet of you".
She fake punches him.

Well, that's quite strange Tyler thought to himself.

He laughed and fake punched her back.

Ira laughs.

She lightly punches him on his arm.

[Barboneia]

"Yes. I'm not of this planet however."
He raised an eyebrow.
"Why would you ask if I'm not human?"

"Oh, well I've never known a human to live so long...and it seems like it would be a miserable existence for an Earthen Human. Just living in their society has made me so depressed..."

Well, that's quite strange Tyler thought to himself.

He laughed and fake punched her back.

Ira laughs.

She lightly punches him on his arm.

"Well, as long as I get to spend my life with my girlfriend, I'll be happy."

[The Wolven League]

"Yes. I'm not of this planet however."
He raised an eyebrow.
"Why would you ask if I'm not human?"

"Oh, well I've never known a human to live so long...and it seems like it would be a miserable existence for an Earthen Human. Just living in their society has made me so depressed..."

Well, that's quite strange Tyler thought to himself.

He laughed and fake punched her back.

Ira laughs.

She lightly punches him on his arm.

He laughs again and lightly punches her back.

[Ava Ire]

"Oh, well I've never known a human to live so long...and it seems like it would be a miserable existence for an Earthen Human. Just living in their society has made me so depressed..."


Ira laughs.

She lightly punches him on his arm.

He laughs again and lightly punches her back.

She smiles, before adjusting her headband.

Ira begins to toss a large silver coin from her robe pocket.

[The Wolven League]

He laughs again and lightly punches her back.

She smiles, before adjusting her headband.

Ira begins to toss a large silver coin from her robe pocket.

"What's the coin for?"

[Ava Ire]

She smiles, before adjusting her headband.

Ira begins to toss a large silver coin from her robe pocket.

"What's the coin for?"

She almost drops it.

"Oh, it's just an American coin. A friend of mine is really interested in Human Studies, so she gave it to me as a gift".

[Barboneia]

"What's the coin for?"

She almost drops it.

"Oh, it's just an American coin. A friend of mine is really interested in Human Studies, so she gave it to me as a gift".

Alexi squints at the face on the coin.
"What's an American?"

[The Wolven League]

"What's the coin for?"

She almost drops it.

"Oh, it's just an American coin. A friend of mine is really interested in Human Studies, so she gave it to me as a gift".

He takes out a euro and hands it to her. "It's from France, which, I assume, is my home. Keep it."

[Ava Ire]

She almost drops it.

"Oh, it's just an American coin. A friend of mine is really interested in Human Studies, so she gave it to me as a gift".

Alexi squints at the face on the coin.
"What's an American?"

Ira clears her throat.

"An American is a Human that hails from a civilization called the United States of America. Most consider it to be the most powerful Human civilization on planet Earth today, characterized by a love of freedom, food, and an urge to succeed in all fields. Most Americans lead lives of....ah..." She forgets her textbook definition.

[Barboneia]

Alexi squints at the face on the coin.
"What's an American?"

Ira clears her throat.

"An American is a Human that hails from a civilization called the United States of America. Most consider it to be the most powerful Human civilization on planet Earth today, characterized by a love of freedom, food, and an urge to succeed in all fields. Most Americans lead lives of....ah..." She forgets her textbook definition.

Dom looked up.
"Idiocy and imperialism?"

[The Wolven League]

Alexi squints at the face on the coin.
"What's an American?"

Ira clears her throat.

"An American is a Human that hails from a civilization called the United States of America. Most consider it to be the most powerful Human civilization on planet Earth today, characterized by a love of freedom, food, and an urge to succeed in all fields. Most Americans lead lives of....ah..." She forgets her textbook definition.

"Lives of sex, food, and drugs, from what I've hear." Tyler remarked. "Which doesn't sound too bad."

[Ava Ire]

Ira clears her throat.

"An American is a Human that hails from a civilization called the United States of America. Most consider it to be the most powerful Human civilization on planet Earth today, characterized by a love of freedom, food, and an urge to succeed in all fields. Most Americans lead lives of....ah..." She forgets her textbook definition.

Dom looked up.
"Idiocy and imperialism?"

Ira looks at him.

"What's wrong with imperialism? It provides good order. As reasoned, it is desirable that the Galaxy should be peopled, governed, and developed, as far as possible, by the races which can do this work best, i.e. by the races of highest 'social efficiency'

She almost drops it.

"Oh, it's just an American coin. A friend of mine is really interested in Human Studies, so she gave it to me as a gift".

He takes out a euro and hands it to her. "It's from France, which, I assume, is my home. Keep it."

She takes it.

"Oh, ah, thanks..." Ira inspects it.

[Barboneia]

Dom looked up.
"Idiocy and imperialism?"

Ira looks at him.

"What's wrong with imperialism? It provides good order. As reasoned, it is desirable that the Galaxy should be peopled, governed, and developed, as far as possible, by the races which can do this work best, i.e. by the races of highest 'social efficiency'

"Imperialism is only good to an extent. A nation should only become imperialist if they know they're capable of it without spending too many resources and such. And if they know they'll be risking their soldier's lives and could be threatened by the natives of the place they're taking over."
He shrugged.
"Of course, you're people are basically a galactic empire, so I'm sure they have no problems with taking over other peoples."

[Ava Ire]

Ira looks at him.

"What's wrong with imperialism? It provides good order. As reasoned, it is desirable that the Galaxy should be peopled, governed, and developed, as far as possible, by the races which can do this work best, i.e. by the races of highest 'social efficiency'

"Imperialism is only good to an extent. A nation should only become imperialist if they know they're capable of it without spending too many resources and such. And if they know they'll be risking their soldier's lives and could be threatened by the natives of the place they're taking over."
He shrugged.
"Of course, you're people are basically a galactic empire, so I'm sure they have no problems with taking over other peoples."

"And we don't", she says assertively.

[Barboneia]

"Imperialism is only good to an extent. A nation should only become imperialist if they know they're capable of it without spending too many resources and such. And if they know they'll be risking their soldier's lives and could be threatened by the natives of the place they're taking over."
He shrugged.
"Of course, you're people are basically a galactic empire, so I'm sure they have no problems with taking over other peoples."

"And we don't", she says assertively.

"Don't you ever feel sorry though? Like, maybe those people were happier without a bunch of scary aliens with advanced technology coming to their lands, indoctrinating them, and using their resources?"

[Ava Ire]

"And we don't", she says assertively.

"Don't you ever feel sorry though? Like, maybe those people were happier without a bunch of scary aliens with advanced technology coming to their lands, indoctrinating them, and using their resources?"

"Hmm, I think you mean approaching them, helping them find the truth, and giving them purpose. I mean, yes they will feel apprehension at first, but I believe they will eventually see our intent".

[Barboneia]

"Don't you ever feel sorry though? Like, maybe those people were happier without a bunch of scary aliens with advanced technology coming to their lands, indoctrinating them, and using their resources?"

"Hmm, I think you mean approaching them, helping them find the truth, and giving them purpose. I mean, yes they will feel apprehension at first, but I believe they will eventually see our intent".

"Yeah, but isn't it better to let them evolve on their own?"