The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[The Wolven League]

"At last..."

She sighs in relief.

Dom nudged Alexi with his foot.
"I think he's dead."

"Good, he never was a good singer."

[Barboneia]

Dom nudged Alexi with his foot.
"I think he's dead."

"Good, he never was a good singer."

Dom's eyes widen and he stares at Tyler.
"That's a bit..... Grim, innit?"

[The Wolven League]

"Good, he never was a good singer."

Dom's eyes widen and he stares at Tyler.
"That's a bit..... Grim, innit?"

He shrugs and says "Killing an average of one hundred people every day does that to you."

[Barboneia]

Dom's eyes widen and he stares at Tyler.
"That's a bit..... Grim, innit?"

He shrugs and says "Killing an average of one hundred people every day does that to you."

"Ah.... I need some air."
Dom runs outside and vomits.

[Ava Ire]

"At last..."

She sighs in relief.

Dom nudged Alexi with his foot.
"I think he's dead."

She scoffs.

"I'm sure he'll be fine".

"At last..."

She sighs in relief.

Tyler laughs. "Not a big fan of Mother Russia, eh? Neither am I, the only good thing that has come out of there is this-" he shakes his vodka bottle.

She nods in agreement.

"Russia is a country most dreadful. They shuffle around, all cold and bitter. And not to mention their absolutely despotic ruler...".

[Barboneia]

Dom nudged Alexi with his foot.
"I think he's dead."

She scoffs.

"I'm sure he'll be fine".

Tyler laughs. "Not a big fan of Mother Russia, eh? Neither am I, the only good thing that has come out of there is this-" he shakes his vodka bottle.

She nods in agreement.

"Russia is a country most dreadful. They shuffle around, all cold and bitter. And not to mention their absolutely despotic ruler...".

Alexi groans. Dom returns back inside and smirks at Ira's statement about Russia.
"Sounds like Barboneia."

[The Wolven League]

Dom nudged Alexi with his foot.
"I think he's dead."

She scoffs.

"I'm sure he'll be fine".

Tyler laughs. "Not a big fan of Mother Russia, eh? Neither am I, the only good thing that has come out of there is this-" he shakes his vodka bottle.

She nods in agreement.

"Russia is a country most dreadful. They shuffle around, all cold and bitter. And not to mention their absolutely despotic ruler...".

Tyler nods. "Could I buy you a drink, perhaps?

[The Wolven League]

She scoffs.

"I'm sure he'll be fine".


She nods in agreement.

"Russia is a country most dreadful. They shuffle around, all cold and bitter. And not to mention their absolutely despotic ruler...".

Alexi groans. Dom returns back inside and smirks at Ira's statement about Russia.
"Sounds like Barboneia."

"He's alive? Awww."

[Barboneia]

Alexi groans. Dom returns back inside and smirks at Ira's statement about Russia.
"Sounds like Barboneia."

"He's alive? Awww."

Alexi crawls off the ground and smiles.
"Eh, too much vodka will do that to you."

[The Wolven League]

"He's alive? Awww."

Alexi crawls off the ground and smiles.
"Eh, too much vodka will do that to you."

"If I give you more vodka will you go away?"

[Barboneia]

Alexi crawls off the ground and smiles.
"Eh, too much vodka will do that to you."

"If I give you more vodka will you go away?"

"I live here, comrade, so no."

[Ava Ire]

She scoffs.

"I'm sure he'll be fine".


She nods in agreement.

"Russia is a country most dreadful. They shuffle around, all cold and bitter. And not to mention their absolutely despotic ruler...".

Tyler nods. "Could I buy you a drink, perhaps?

Ah sure, thank you".

[The Wolven League]

Tyler nods. "Could I buy you a drink, perhaps?

Ah sure, thank you".

Tyler smiles at Ira and orders a drink, and hands it to her when it arrives.

[Ava Ire]

She scoffs.

"I'm sure he'll be fine".


She nods in agreement.

"Russia is a country most dreadful. They shuffle around, all cold and bitter. And not to mention their absolutely despotic ruler...".

Alexi groans. Dom returns back inside and smirks at Ira's statement about Russia.
"Sounds like Barboneia."

"Oh really? Perhaps that's why you were so bitter this morning". Ira laughs at her own little jab.

Ah sure, thank you".

Tyler smiles at Ira and orders a drink, and hands it to her when it arrives.

She takes it, taking a large swig upon its arrival.

[Barboneia]

Alexi groans. Dom returns back inside and smirks at Ira's statement about Russia.
"Sounds like Barboneia."

"Oh really? Perhaps that's why you were so bitter this morning". Ira laughs at her own little jab.

Tyler smiles at Ira and orders a drink, and hands it to her when it arrives.

She takes it, taking a large swig upon its arrival.

He smirked.
"And the fact that I'm neurotic. I'm actually surprisingly nice for a Barboneian. Next to Alexi of course."

[The Wolven League]

Alexi groans. Dom returns back inside and smirks at Ira's statement about Russia.
"Sounds like Barboneia."

"Oh really? Perhaps that's why you were so bitter this morning". Ira laughs at her own little jab.

Tyler smiles at Ira and orders a drink, and hands it to her when it arrives.

She takes it, taking a large swig upon its arrival.

Tyler chuckles and says "I can tell you're a big drinker, eh? Like most of the people here." Again, he smiled.

[Barboneia]

"Oh really? Perhaps that's why you were so bitter this morning". Ira laughs at her own little jab.


She takes it, taking a large swig upon its arrival.

Tyler chuckles and says "I can tell you're a big drinker, eh? Like most of the people here." Again, he smiled.

Alexi raised his bottle happily and took a large gulp.

[Ava Ire]

"Oh really? Perhaps that's why you were so bitter this morning". Ira laughs at her own little jab.


She takes it, taking a large swig upon its arrival.

Tyler chuckles and says "I can tell you're a big drinker, eh? Like most of the people here." Again, he smiled.

She nods, taking another drink.

[The Wolven League]

Tyler chuckles and says "I can tell you're a big drinker, eh? Like most of the people here." Again, he smiled.

She nods, taking another drink.

"So, Ira... what do you do for work? From what you said previously, it sounds like an emissary for.. whatever planet you are from?"

[Ava Ire]

She nods, taking another drink.

"So, Ira... what do you do for work? From what you said previously, it sounds like an emissary for.. whatever planet you are from?"

"I'm not from just any planet, mind you...I hail from Merdi, Homeworld of the Doulas Empire. We own a huge section of the galaxy".

[The Wolven League]

"So, Ira... what do you do for work? From what you said previously, it sounds like an emissary for.. whatever planet you are from?"

"I'm not from just any planet, mind you...I hail from Merdi, Homeworld of the Doulas Empire. We own a huge section of the galaxy".

"Yes, of course. Merdi. What's it like?"

[Ava Ire]

"I'm not from just any planet, mind you...I hail from Merdi, Homeworld of the Doulas Empire. We own a huge section of the galaxy".

"Yes, of course. Merdi. What's it like?"

"It's quite warm. Or at least it is now. They say we might be experiencing another ice age in, I think, a thousand years from now..."

[The Wolven League]

"Yes, of course. Merdi. What's it like?"

"It's quite warm. Or at least it is now. They say we might be experiencing another ice age in, I think, a thousand years from now..."

"Do people from Merdi live a thousand years?"

[Ava Ire]

"It's quite warm. Or at least it is now. They say we might be experiencing another ice age in, I think, a thousand years from now..."

"Do people from Merdi live a thousand years?"

"Ha, oh of course not! I was, uh, just stating so..."

[Barboneia]

"Do people from Merdi live a thousand years?"

"Ha, oh of course not! I was, uh, just stating so..."

Dom looks down at his watch.
"How long do they typically live for?"