The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[Ava Ire]

The drink showers onto the front of Dom's shirt.
"....Is that surprising?"

"Most people on Earth think we are the only life in the universe, so yes, it's quite surprising to see an alien..."

Ira looks at him.

"Are you surprised to see me?"

[The Wolven League]

"Most people on Earth think we are the only life in the universe, so yes, it's quite surprising to see an alien..."

Ira looks at him.

"Are you surprised to see me?"

"Wait... you're an alien?" Tyler exclaims.

[Barboneia]

"Oh, well, that's, good I guess."
He scratched his bulging eyelid.
"Sorry about earlier. I was just annoyed. I'm Dom. Me and my girlfriend are vacationing here."

She reaches her hand out cautiously.

"I'm Ira, as you probably just heard".

He shook it.
"Nice to meet you, Ira."

The drink showers onto the front of Dom's shirt.
"....Is that surprising?"

"Most people on Earth think we are the only life in the universe, so yes, it's quite surprising to see an alien..."

"I mean, I'm technically a human."

[The Wolven League]

She reaches her hand out cautiously.

"I'm Ira, as you probably just heard".

He shook it.
"Nice to meet you, Ira."

"Most people on Earth think we are the only life in the universe, so yes, it's quite surprising to see an alien..."

"I mean, I'm technically a human."

"I'm confused now..." Tyler said wearily.

[Barboneia]

He shook it.
"Nice to meet you, Ira."

"I mean, I'm technically a human."

"I'm confused now..." Tyler said wearily.

Dom stares at his hand.
"I look human.."

[Ava Ire]

Ira looks at him.

"Are you surprised to see me?"

"Wait... you're an alien?" Tyler exclaims.

She laughs.

"I mean, if the grey skin, blue sclera and jet black hair didn't throw you off..."


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[The Wolven League]

"I'm confused now..." Tyler said wearily.

Dom stares at his hand.
"I look human.."

"Yes, that's why I'm surprised to hear you say you are an alien..."

[The Wolven League]

"Wait... you're an alien?" Tyler exclaims.

She laughs.

"I mean, if the grey skin, blue sclera and jet black hair didn't throw you off..."


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"Heh, in a land of rabbit people, it's not that weird. Although I have seen some weird people back in France..."

[Barboneia]

Dom stares at his hand.
"I look human.."

"Yes, that's why I'm surprised to hear you say you are an alien..."

"But I am human!"
He thought for a second.
"Well, technically, yes, I would be considered an alien since I'm not from this planet I guess.."

[The Wolven League]

"Yes, that's why I'm surprised to hear you say you are an alien..."

"But I am human!"
He thought for a second.
"Well, technically, yes, I would be considered an alien since I'm not from this planet I guess.."

Tyler raised an eyebrow. "So humans exist on other planets? Damn, am I in the dark or is it some sort of secret..."

[Ava Ire]

"But I am human!"
He thought for a second.
"Well, technically, yes, I would be considered an alien since I'm not from this planet I guess.."

Tyler raised an eyebrow. "So humans exist on other planets? Damn, am I in the dark or is it some sort of secret..."

"Well, where do you live? And how often do you read?"

[Barboneia]

"But I am human!"
He thought for a second.
"Well, technically, yes, I would be considered an alien since I'm not from this planet I guess.."

Tyler raised an eyebrow. "So humans exist on other planets? Damn, am I in the dark or is it some sort of secret..."

Dom takes a knife from a table nearby and cuts himself on his arm. A thin streak of red comes out of the cut.
"See? Red blood."
He suddenly winced.
"Ow! I shouldn't have done that.."

[Ava Ire]

Tyler raised an eyebrow. "So humans exist on other planets? Damn, am I in the dark or is it some sort of secret..."

Dom takes a knife from a table nearby and cuts himself on his arm. A thin streak of red comes out of the cut.
"See? Red blood."
He suddenly winced.
"Ow! I shouldn't have done that.."

Ira cringes.

"Don't do that!!"

[The Wolven League]

Tyler raised an eyebrow. "So humans exist on other planets? Damn, am I in the dark or is it some sort of secret..."

"Well, where do you live? And how often do you read?"

"I'm... not quite sure where I'm from. Spent most of my life in the military, haven't read much, nor do I have a home. My high rank in the army has given me quite a bit of cash however, and I've been allowed to leave for a few years; so yeah, pretty much cut off from the rest of the world."

[Barboneia]

Dom takes a knife from a table nearby and cuts himself on his arm. A thin streak of red comes out of the cut.
"See? Red blood."
He suddenly winced.
"Ow! I shouldn't have done that.."

Ira cringes.

"Don't do that!!"

He shrugged and stared at himself bleed.
"Seemed like a good idea at the time.."

[Ava Ire]

"Well, where do you live? And how often do you read?"

"I'm... not quite sure where I'm from. Spent most of my life in the military, haven't read much, nor do I have a home. My high rank in the army has given me quite a bit of cash however, and I've been allowed to leave for a few years; so yeah, pretty much cut off from the rest of the world."

"That's probably why.... the Doulas Empire, where I'm from, has been trying to get a grasp on Earth for about four years now.We've only been able to buy out the more Third World Nations. Bigger civilizations like the United States and Russia have tried to kick us out".

[Barboneia]

"I'm... not quite sure where I'm from. Spent most of my life in the military, haven't read much, nor do I have a home. My high rank in the army has given me quite a bit of cash however, and I've been allowed to leave for a few years; so yeah, pretty much cut off from the rest of the world."

"That's probably why.... the Doulas Empire, where I'm from, has been trying to get a grasp on Earth for about four years now.We've only been able to buy out the more Third World Nations. Bigger civilizations like the United States and Russia have tried to kick us out".

At the mention of Russia, Alexi jumps onto a table and begins to sing the Russian national anthem.

[The Wolven League]

"I'm... not quite sure where I'm from. Spent most of my life in the military, haven't read much, nor do I have a home. My high rank in the army has given me quite a bit of cash however, and I've been allowed to leave for a few years; so yeah, pretty much cut off from the rest of the world."

"That's probably why.... the Doulas Empire, where I'm from, has been trying to get a grasp on Earth for about four years now.We've only been able to buy out the more Third World Nations. Bigger civilizations like the United States and Russia have tried to kick us out".

"I see." he takes a drink from a nearby vodka bottle. "So... you said you are Ira, right?" he reaches out his hand. "Lovely name."

[Ava Ire]

"That's probably why.... the Doulas Empire, where I'm from, has been trying to get a grasp on Earth for about four years now.We've only been able to buy out the more Third World Nations. Bigger civilizations like the United States and Russia have tried to kick us out".

"I see." he takes a drink from a nearby vodka bottle. "So... you said you are Ira, right?" he reaches out his hand. "Lovely name."

She blushes.

"Oh. Thank you. And I didn't catch yours".

"That's probably why.... the Doulas Empire, where I'm from, has been trying to get a grasp on Earth for about four years now.We've only been able to buy out the more Third World Nations. Bigger civilizations like the United States and Russia have tried to kick us out".

At the mention of Russia, Alexi jumps onto a table and begins to sing the Russian national anthem.

Ira quickly covers her ears.

"Savage music...." she mumbles under her breath.

[The Wolven League]

"I see." he takes a drink from a nearby vodka bottle. "So... you said you are Ira, right?" he reaches out his hand. "Lovely name."

She blushes.

"Oh. Thank you. And I didn't catch yours".

At the mention of Russia, Alexi jumps onto a table and begins to sing the Russian national anthem.

Ira quickly covers her ears.

"Savage music...." she mumbles under her breath.

"Oh? I swear I said it... Well, it's Tyler, with all the fancy, worthless titles it's Officer Sir Tyler de Wolf." He smiles.

[Ava Ire]

She blushes.

"Oh. Thank you. And I didn't catch yours".


Ira quickly covers her ears.

"Savage music...." she mumbles under her breath.

"Oh? I swear I said it... Well, it's Tyler, with all the fancy, worthless titles it's Officer Sir Tyler de Wolf." He smiles.

"Oh, of course....I swear I can be such a dunce sometimes..."

[Barboneia]

"Russia – our sacred homeland,
Russia – our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory –
These are your heritage for all time!"
After the last line, Alexi falls off the table, unconscious. Dom stares down at him.

[Ava Ire]

"Russia – our sacred homeland,
Russia – our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory –
These are your heritage for all time!"
After the last line, Alexi falls off the table, unconscious. Dom stares down at him.

"At last..."

She sighs in relief.

[Barboneia]

"Russia – our sacred homeland,
Russia – our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory –
These are your heritage for all time!"
After the last line, Alexi falls off the table, unconscious. Dom stares down at him.

"At last..."

She sighs in relief.

Dom nudged Alexi with his foot.
"I think he's dead."

[The Wolven League]

"Russia – our sacred homeland,
Russia – our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory –
These are your heritage for all time!"
After the last line, Alexi falls off the table, unconscious. Dom stares down at him.

"At last..."

She sighs in relief.

Tyler laughs. "Not a big fan of Mother Russia, eh? Neither am I, the only good thing that has come out of there is this-" he shakes his vodka bottle.