The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Drink and eat them alone because you thought my staff were prostitutes. Go take the walk of shame."

"Aw...."
Dr. Yeardling throws the bottle and the box onto the counter and walks outside, into the town.

Some fancy-looking cars drive past and a Culdranth child holding his mother's hand stares up at Yeardling, as if trying to figure out what he is. He's promptly dragged off.

[Barboneia]

"Aw...."
Dr. Yeardling throws the bottle and the box onto the counter and walks outside, into the town.

Some fancy-looking cars drive past and a Culdranth child holding his mother's hand stares up at Yeardling, as if trying to figure out what he is. He's promptly dragged off.

Dr. Yeardling walks around, looking for someone who speaks English.
"This is worse then when I went to Leveat.."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Some fancy-looking cars drive past and a Culdranth child holding his mother's hand stares up at Yeardling, as if trying to figure out what he is. He's promptly dragged off.

Dr. Yeardling walks around, looking for someone who speaks English.
"This is worse then when I went to Leveat.."

Du'Heiss is waltzing around town dressed in an elaborate blue and red outfit with another Culdranth, dressed in an 18th century style dress. "If it isn't Yeardling... How is Culdranthine treating you?"

[Crumlark]

Charlette looms over a small group of Culdranthine street children who were shooting marbles for a small sum of money, seeming to not appear to them, as she was completely unnoticed. Under her gentle guidance, one with scraggly fur and baggy breeches put down a pocketknife into the pot.

[Barboneia]

Dr. Yeardling walks around, looking for someone who speaks English.
"This is worse then when I went to Leveat.."

Du'Heiss is waltzing around town dressed in an elaborate blue and red outfit with another Culdranth, dressed in an 18th century style dress. "If it isn't Yeardling... How is Culdranthine treating you?"

"Ah, hello, sir. I'm doing fine. This place is quite lovely."
He leans in close.
"And so are the women."
He looks around.
"Do you know any contractors around? I need to hire some people to build an office for me."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Charlette looms over a small group of Culdranthine street children who were shooting marbles for a small sum of money, seeming to not appear to them, as she was completely unnoticed. Under her gentle guidance, one with scraggly fur and baggy breeches put down a pocketknife into the pot.

Said children are also being watched from a distance by Adri, who is sitting on a rooftop above them. She poofs into smoke and reappears on the ground, watching with mild concern. "I'm not sure I'd trust a child with a knife..."

Du'Heiss is waltzing around town dressed in an elaborate blue and red outfit with another Culdranth, dressed in an 18th century style dress. "If it isn't Yeardling... How is Culdranthine treating you?"

"Ah, hello, sir. I'm doing fine. This place is quite lovely."
He leans in close.
"And so are the women."
He looks around.
"Do you know any contractors around? I need to hire some people to build an office for me."

"Indeed." He mutters awkwardly, looking at the Culdranth beside him with a nervous expression before looking at Yeardling again. "Anyways, this is my wife, Chera." She bows politely.

"As for contractors... I would check with the Cei and Sons company. Look for the tall, yellow building a few miles down the road. Don't bump your head on the doorframe, by the way. They haven't upgraded it yet."

[Barboneia]

Charlette looms over a small group of Culdranthine street children who were shooting marbles for a small sum of money, seeming to not appear to them, as she was completely unnoticed. Under her gentle guidance, one with scraggly fur and baggy breeches put down a pocketknife into the pot.

Said children are also being watched from a distance by Adri, who is sitting on a rooftop above them. She poofs into smoke and reappears on the ground, watching with mild concern. "I'm not sure I'd trust a child with a knife..."

"Ah, hello, sir. I'm doing fine. This place is quite lovely."
He leans in close.
"And so are the women."
He looks around.
"Do you know any contractors around? I need to hire some people to build an office for me."

"Indeed." He mutters awkwardly, looking at the Culdranth beside him with a nervous expression before looking at Yeardling again. "Anyways, this is my wife, Chera." She bows politely.

"As for contractors... I would check with the Cei and Sons company. Look for the tall, yellow building a few miles down the road. Don't bump your head on the doorframe, by the way. They haven't upgraded it yet."

"Thank you, friend."
He began to walk towards said building, a slight swagger in his step.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Said children are also being watched from a distance by Adri, who is sitting on a rooftop above them. She poofs into smoke and reappears on the ground, watching with mild concern. "I'm not sure I'd trust a child with a knife..."


"Indeed." He mutters awkwardly, looking at the Culdranth beside him with a nervous expression before looking at Yeardling again. "Anyways, this is my wife, Chera." She bows politely.

"As for contractors... I would check with the Cei and Sons company. Look for the tall, yellow building a few miles down the road. Don't bump your head on the doorframe, by the way. They haven't upgraded it yet."

"Thank you, friend."
He began to walk towards said building, a slight swagger in his step.

He nods and waves goodbye, continuing his stroll.

[Barboneia]

"Thank you, friend."
He began to walk towards said building, a slight swagger in his step.

He nods and waves goodbye, continuing his stroll.

After walking for a bit and getting some strange glances from the residents, he arrives at the yellow building. Forgetting to heed the previous words, he knocks his head against the doorframe.
"Son of a.."
He rubs his head and goes inside.

[Ava Ire]

Ira walks up to the building, struggling her way through the crowd of Culdranthine children that had gathered around her.

"N-now now, kids...let me through..please..."
She finally walks into the new Wallaby. Ira straightens her floral dress, and looks around.

"Looks better here!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

He nods and waves goodbye, continuing his stroll.

After walking for a bit and getting some strange glances from the residents, he arrives at the yellow building. Forgetting to heed the previous words, he knocks his head against the doorframe.
"Son of a.."
He rubs his head and goes inside.

A somewhat aged Culdranth wearing a tall, fuzzy hat looks over at Yeardling. "You are here to get something built, ouah?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira walks up to the building, struggling her way through the crowd of Culdranthine children that had gathered around her.

"N-now now, kids...let me through..please..."
She finally walks into the new Wallaby. Ira straightens her floral dress, and looks around.

"Looks better here!"

Kasat waves at her. "It's great, isn't it? Finally, I'm living the high life!"

[Barboneia]

Ira walks up to the building, struggling her way through the crowd of Culdranthine children that had gathered around her.

"N-now now, kids...let me through..please..."
She finally walks into the new Wallaby. Ira straightens her floral dress, and looks around.

"Looks better here!"

Alexi nods to her.
"Indeed it does."

After walking for a bit and getting some strange glances from the residents, he arrives at the yellow building. Forgetting to heed the previous words, he knocks his head against the doorframe.
"Son of a.."
He rubs his head and goes inside.

A somewhat aged Culdranth wearing a tall, fuzzy hat looks over at Yeardling. "You are here to get something built, ouah?"

Yeardling smiles at him.
"Aye. I need a two story building built next to the Wallaby, glass windows, you know, stuff like that."

[Crumlark]

Charlette looms over a small group of Culdranthine street children who were shooting marbles for a small sum of money, seeming to not appear to them, as she was completely unnoticed. Under her gentle guidance, one with scraggly fur and baggy breeches put down a pocketknife into the pot.

Said children are also being watched from a distance by Adri, who is sitting on a rooftop above them. She poofs into smoke and reappears on the ground, watching with mild concern. "I'm not sure I'd trust a child with a knife..."

"I am glad I am not you then." Charlette replied with a deadpan, before the child who set down the knife grabbed the money and the knife while the others were looking at something he pointed at, taking the opportunity to run. "It sounds like an exceedingly bland lifestyle."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Yeardling smiles at him.
"Aye. I need a two story building built next to the Wallaby, glass windows, you know, stuff like that."

"A very modern place, missiar? Yes, we can do this. Should the door heights go up to human sizes or should they be adjusted for Arkadacian heights as well?"

Said children are also being watched from a distance by Adri, who is sitting on a rooftop above them. She poofs into smoke and reappears on the ground, watching with mild concern. "I'm not sure I'd trust a child with a knife..."

"I am glad I am not you then." Charlette replied with a deadpan, before the child who set down the knife grabbed the money and the knife while the others were looking at something he pointed at, taking the opportunity to run. "It sounds like an exceedingly bland lifestyle."

She watches him run off with a bemused expression, smiling just a little bit. "That was a joke." Adri waves around her khukri. "I am a child with a knife, after all. Anyways... I was wondering if you would consider yourself a bit of a... fortune teller? A mystic of sorts? Cerril described you as a demon of sorts, though in his words 'mostly harmless'."

[Barboneia]

Yeardling smiles at him.
"Aye. I need a two story building built next to the Wallaby, glass windows, you know, stuff like that."

"A very modern place, missiar? Yes, we can do this. Should the door heights go up to human sizes or should they be adjusted for Arkadacian heights as well?"

"I am glad I am not you then." Charlette replied with a deadpan, before the child who set down the knife grabbed the money and the knife while the others were looking at something he pointed at, taking the opportunity to run. "It sounds like an exceedingly bland lifestyle."

She watches him run off with a bemused expression, smiling just a little bit. "That was a joke." Adri waves around her khukri. "I am a child with a knife, after all. Anyways... I was wondering if you would consider yourself a bit of a... fortune teller? A mystic of sorts? Cerril described you as a demon of sorts, though in his words 'mostly harmless'."

"Yeah, adjust them to Ark-whatevertheyrebloodycalled height also."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"A very modern place, missiar? Yes, we can do this. Should the door heights go up to human sizes or should they be adjusted for Arkadacian heights as well?"



She watches him run off with a bemused expression, smiling just a little bit. "That was a joke." Adri waves around her khukri. "I am a child with a knife, after all. Anyways... I was wondering if you would consider yourself a bit of a... fortune teller? A mystic of sorts? Cerril described you as a demon of sorts, though in his words 'mostly harmless'."

"Yeah, adjust them to Ark-whatevertheyrebloodycalled height also."

"Ark-ah-day-shun." He shrugs. "I'll get to it when I can. The recent influx of Reils has absolutely filled up my backlog."

[Ava Ire]

Ira walks up to the building, struggling her way through the crowd of Culdranthine children that had gathered around her.

"N-now now, kids...let me through..please..."
She finally walks into the new Wallaby. Ira straightens her floral dress, and looks around.

"Looks better here!"

Kasat waves at her. "It's great, isn't it? Finally, I'm living the high life!"

"That's quite good! Must feel great!"

She sits down, taking off her sun hat. Ira's grey skin is noticeably a shade darker.
"Ah...this is a gorgeous vacation spot..."

[Barboneia]

"Yeah, adjust them to Ark-whatevertheyrebloodycalled height also."

"Ark-ah-day-shun." He shrugs. "I'll get to it when I can. The recent influx of Reils has absolutely filled up my backlog."

He nods.
"Right, how much will it cost?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Kasat waves at her. "It's great, isn't it? Finally, I'm living the high life!"

"That's quite good! Must feel great!"

She sits down, taking off her sun hat. Ira's grey skin is noticeably a shade darker.
"Ah...this is a gorgeous vacation spot..."

"Besides people mistaking the staff for prostitutes it's been great..." She sighs. "I think my fur might even return to silver instead of soot."

A waitress runs over with a menu, promptly placing it on Ira's table before running off to go get the place set up.

[Ava Ire]

"That's quite good! Must feel great!"

She sits down, taking off her sun hat. Ira's grey skin is noticeably a shade darker.
"Ah...this is a gorgeous vacation spot..."

"Besides people mistaking the staff for prostitutes it's been great..." She sighs. "I think my fur might even return to silver instead of soot."

A waitress runs over with a menu, promptly placing it on Ira's table before running off to go get the place set up.

She looks in surprise.

"Oh!" Ira flips through it, holding the menu upside down.
"I'll never understand these Earth-based booklets..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Besides people mistaking the staff for prostitutes it's been great..." She sighs. "I think my fur might even return to silver instead of soot."

A waitress runs over with a menu, promptly placing it on Ira's table before running off to go get the place set up.

She looks in surprise.

"Oh!" Ira flips through it, holding the menu upside down.
"I'll never understand these Earth-based booklets..."

Kasat looks over at her. "You're reading it upside down, for one." She says. The menu holds a delightful selection of French, Italian, and eastern european cuisine, with several spicy dishes from Arkadacia thrown in.

[Barboneia]

Dr. Yeardling, still in the yellow building, clears his throat in annoyance.
"As I've said, what will the price be for the building of my building?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dr. Yeardling, still in the yellow building, clears his throat in annoyance.
"As I've said, what will the price be for the building of my building?!"

The older culdranth wakes up. "... We'll let you know once we finish blueprinting."

[Ava Ire]

She looks in surprise.

"Oh!" Ira flips through it, holding the menu upside down.
"I'll never understand these Earth-based booklets..."

Kasat looks over at her. "You're reading it upside down, for one." She says. The menu holds a delightful selection of French, Italian, and eastern european cuisine, with several spicy dishes from Arkadacia thrown in.

Ira turns a bit red.
"Of...of course, heh heh..."

She looks through the menu.