The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[Barboneia]

(Lel pls)

Alexi was trying to open a jar of pickles.

(bro)

Saren cheers him on. "SHOW THAT JAR OF PICKLES WHO'S THE BOSS!"

Meanwhile, outside... The Iracusian teams and the Arkchil teams begin preparing for battle. Crysal vs Adri. This should be a blast.

Alexi fails to open the jar. He sighs and walks outside, heading towards the stands to watch the fight.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(bro)

Saren cheers him on. "SHOW THAT JAR OF PICKLES WHO'S THE BOSS!"

Meanwhile, outside... The Iracusian teams and the Arkchil teams begin preparing for battle. Crysal vs Adri. This should be a blast.

Alexi fails to open the jar. He sighs and walks outside, heading towards the stands to watch the fight.

Crysal and Adri shake hands before heading back to their respective teams. In what's (presumably) traditional manner, the teams begin shouting insults at the other and making boasts.

Crysal rides in front of her team, grinning maniacally. "I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN! SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY!" She pumps her fist into the air, her team following suit. "IRACUSIA RISE! WITH THE GODS OUR PROTECTORS, THEY SHALL BOW TO MY WILL!"

The Arkchil team remains calm and composed, singing in a rather detached tone. "Tordem chor armat spret Cerora, tordem lait norma spret con chor."

And then a very long stand-off begins, with two shield-walls waiting for the other to make the first move.

[Barboneia]

Alexi fails to open the jar. He sighs and walks outside, heading towards the stands to watch the fight.

Crysal and Adri shake hands before heading back to their respective teams. In what's (presumably) traditional manner, the teams begin shouting insults at the other and making boasts.

Crysal rides in front of her team, grinning maniacally. "I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN! SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY!" She pumps her fist into the air, her team following suit. "IRACUSIA RISE! WITH THE GODS OUR PROTECTORS, THEY SHALL BOW TO MY WILL!"

The Arkchil team remains calm and composed, singing in a rather detached tone. "Tordem chor armat spret Cerora, tordem lait norma spret con chor."

And then a very long stand-off begins, with two shield-walls waiting for the other to make the first move.

Alexi, sitting in the stands, attempts to find a way to open the jar of pickles.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Crysal and Adri shake hands before heading back to their respective teams. In what's (presumably) traditional manner, the teams begin shouting insults at the other and making boasts.

Crysal rides in front of her team, grinning maniacally. "I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN! SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY!" She pumps her fist into the air, her team following suit. "IRACUSIA RISE! WITH THE GODS OUR PROTECTORS, THEY SHALL BOW TO MY WILL!"

The Arkchil team remains calm and composed, singing in a rather detached tone. "Tordem chor armat spret Cerora, tordem lait norma spret con chor."

And then a very long stand-off begins, with two shield-walls waiting for the other to make the first move.

Alexi, sitting in the stands, attempts to find a way to open the jar of pickles.

A flying javelin happens to knock the top of the jar off.

(and because fuck it I just woke up and i'm just virtually playing with myself with this match-up.)

It's a tie, yay.

[Barboneia]

Alexi, sitting in the stands, attempts to find a way to open the jar of pickles.

A flying javelin happens to knock the top of the jar off.

(and because fuck it I just woke up and i'm just virtually playing with myself with this match-up.)

It's a tie, yay.

Alexi boos, and begins to feast on the pickles.

[Val Halla]

Rya quickly stumbles in, adjusting part of her uniform.
"I'm in the right one?!"

[Barboneia]

Rya quickly stumbles in, adjusting part of her uniform.
"I'm in the right one?!"

Dom stared at her from behind the bar.
"No."

[Val Halla]

Rya quickly stumbles in, adjusting part of her uniform.
"I'm in the right one?!"

Dom stared at her from behind the bar.
"No."

"Where am I?"
Rya isn't actually properly awake, she is reacting in her sleep.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

A flying javelin happens to knock the top of the jar off.

(and because fuck it I just woke up and i'm just virtually playing with myself with this match-up.)

It's a tie, yay.

Alexi boos, and begins to feast on the pickles.

Saren suddenly teleports behind him and mehs.

[Barboneia]

Dom stared at her from behind the bar.
"No."

"Where am I?"
Rya isn't actually properly awake, she is reacting in her sleep.

"Erm... The Wallaby... Are you ok? Are you sure you're not, like, high? I don't think I I'm allowed to serve people that have injested drugs recently.."

[Barboneia]

Alexi boos, and begins to feast on the pickles.

Saren suddenly teleports behind him and mehs.

Alexi freaks out.
"What the?! How'd you get there?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Saren suddenly teleports behind him and mehs.

Alexi freaks out.
"What the?! How'd you get there?!"

"Magiiiiiic!"

[Barboneia]

Alexi freaks out.
"What the?! How'd you get there?!"

"Magiiiiiic!"

"Ah... Uh, want a pickle?"

[Val Halla]

"Where am I?"
Rya isn't actually properly awake, she is reacting in her sleep.

"Erm... The Wallaby... Are you ok? Are you sure you're not, like, high? I don't think I I'm allowed to serve people that have injested drugs recently.."

"No drugs. What's going on?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Magiiiiiic!"

"Ah... Uh, want a pickle?"

"Yeah!"

[Barboneia]

"Erm... The Wallaby... Are you ok? Are you sure you're not, like, high? I don't think I I'm allowed to serve people that have injested drugs recently.."

"No drugs. What's going on?"

He shrugged.
"Not much, really. There was a fight a bit ago in the tourney, I think."

[Barboneia]

"Ah... Uh, want a pickle?"

"Yeah!"

Alexi hands him a pickle.

[Val Halla]

"No drugs. What's going on?"

He shrugged.
"Not much, really. There was a fight a bit ago in the tourney, I think."

"What are you talking about..."
Rya sneezes and wakes herself up.
"How did I end up in the Walllaby? Did I miss the fight?"

[Barboneia]

He shrugged.
"Not much, really. There was a fight a bit ago in the tourney, I think."

"What are you talking about..."
Rya sneezes and wakes herself up.
"How did I end up in the Walllaby? Did I miss the fight?"

"Erm, there was a fight, but your team wasn't competing."

[Torrocca]

Off in the distance, a mysterious figure in a dull, greyish-green trenchcoat observes the town the Wallaby is located at from atop a hill, using a pair of binoculars to scout it out.

He pauses, lowering his eyes to the ground a bit before quickly nodding.

Ira smiles. She grabs his hands.
"I don't know why... But I can't suppress my feelings any longer". Ira looks into his eyes, letting her hand rest itself on his cheek.

Torr looks back into her eyes and simply says, "neither can I."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Yeah!"

Alexi hands him a pickle.

He noms it, and as quickly as he arrived, he vanishes.

[Val Halla]

"What are you talking about..."
Rya sneezes and wakes herself up.
"How did I end up in the Walllaby? Did I miss the fight?"

"Erm, there was a fight, but your team wasn't competing."

"Are you sure. I could've sworn Iracusians were fighting..."

[Barboneia]

"Erm, there was a fight, but your team wasn't competing."

"Are you sure. I could've sworn Iracusians were fighting..."

Dom shrugged.
"Maybe. Anyways, it's over now. Want a drink?"

[Val Halla]

"Are you sure. I could've sworn Iracusians were fighting..."

Dom shrugged.
"Maybe. Anyways, it's over now. Want a drink?"

"Eh... Sure. Gin and tonic, please"

[Barboneia]

Dom shrugged.
"Maybe. Anyways, it's over now. Want a drink?"

"Eh... Sure. Gin and tonic, please"

"No problem."
He pops down behind the counter, and pops back up holding the drink.
"D'ya want a lime wedge with it?"