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by **Heartlost** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:59 pm

. . . brought back memories of Vietnam when we where. . .

by **Patrolman Random Koolzip** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:39 pm

coming into Da Nang taking a lot of flak when we got hit and the medic was hit worse than me and...

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:49 am

we are not done yet...

by **Garble lath-Insania** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:20 pm

...I discovered that that I had sentiant viet kong tapeworms inside of me...

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:22 pm

Garble lath-Insania wrote:...I discovered that that I had sentiant viet kong tapeworms inside of me...

........So i made a milkshake with napalm and drank it......

by **The Danish Confederacy** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:24 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Garble lath-Insania wrote:...I discovered that that I had sentiant viet kong tapeworms inside of me...

........So i made a milkshake with napalm and drank it......

And JFK killed me. So what if...

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:27 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
........So i made a milkshake with napalm and drank it......

And JFK killed me. So what if...

..... JFK ate the bullet from the grassy knoll, came back to life, took a dump, took the bullet out of his shit, and loaded it into a gun and shot it at me?

by **Deutschreich** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:39 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:And JFK killed me. So what if...

..... JFK ate the bullet from the grassy knoll, came back to life, took a dump, took the bullet out of his shit, and loaded it into a gun and shot it at me?

He would say 'that's the 3rd time I've seen you'

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:46 pm

Deutschreich wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
..... JFK ate the bullet from the grassy knoll, came back to life, took a dump, took the bullet out of his shit, and loaded it into a gun and shot it at me?

He would say 'that's the 3rd time I've seen you'

And I would say back, hello old friend!

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:05 am

and then the hole in the ozone layer turned out to be a portal from planet x where their were creatures that

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:49 am

killed a rather questionable octopus in a questionable position....

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:44 am

they all made sure they questioned the said questionable octopus but it wouldnt answer nothing but its serial number so they had to kill it and it seemed it was just the first of many

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:13 pm

The Foxes Swamp wrote:they all made sure they questioned the said questionable octopus but it wouldnt answer nothing but its serial number so they had to kill it and it seemed it was just the first of many

sea creatures that had to get wasted to put between their buns and form Filet-o-fish sandwiches to keep up the GDP in...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:29 pm

atlantis which had risen from the depths and was dominating most of the markets it competed in these days especially the unique market of

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:58 pm

McDonalds where it was neck and neck with the chicken fries BK was pushing, although McRib fans weren't biting...

by **New Mexizona** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:47 pm

their fingernails in the Hanoi Hilton like I was, those god damn..

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:55 pm

nuns can get very scary especially if you

by **The Coalition of Common Bastards** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:43 pm

look them in directly the eye for longer than 5 seconds

by **Tangaliro** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:19 am

but lets stare at doge instead

by **Toastinia** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:50 am

Of the giant eldritch abomination conceding carbon and iron into mercury and amonia, which obviously led to the United Nations…

by **Kalatun** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:53 am

Cancelling the membership of Angola, after militant groups in the West of the country...

by **Garble lath-Insania** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:16 am

Discovered a magical gem that allowed them to control a giant chameleon who could freeze citizens and fire death-rainbows, this infuriated

by **Kalatun** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 2:17 am

Jan Egeland, the most important man on earth, so much so that he...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:07 am

went to a karaoke bar to sing 80s love songs which always brought him internal peace, the first song he peformed was

by **Republiqum** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:11 am

I'm my own grandpa. He liked that song because it reminded him of

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