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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:43 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
...Putin then decides that now is a good time to rebuild the soviet union, and moves his army to the former satellite nations...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:49 pm
by San Prisco
...but he gets nuked by the afghanis cos they were p****d that he tried to kill them and take over afghanistan...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:05 pm
by Italios
...so Obama has a rocking toga party in the White House now cause he was jealous of Putins pure ruthless yet stylish awesomeness and is glad he is dead...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:47 pm
by Numoland
Obama takes Putin's place, and becomes the new leader of the Soviet Union.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:50 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
..."Obummer was a communist conspirator after all! We are doomed!" but then a bunch of uber patriotic rednecks came and started fighting the nes Soviet union....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:52 pm
by Numoland
The anti-communist rebels were overwhelmed by the cold Russian winter...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:56 pm
by Barboneia
.... Which raised the price of heating in the country of Arstotzka.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:57 pm
by Anollasia
And so all the citizens shivered through the long cold winter and...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:05 pm
by Equestria and Griffon
The checkpoint exploded following the death of 29 people in Arstotzka who was caused by..

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:06 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
...terrorist cyber monk mormons who wanted to bring about a portal that can reach the combine empire, allowing their rule over earth....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:07 pm
by Equestria and Griffon
For 0.000000000017 microseconds before they were shot by James Bond at the speed of....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:09 pm
by Numoland
3.0 * 108 metres per second.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:30 pm
by Equestria and Griffon
But,there was a villain entrance!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:33 pm
by Equestria and Griffon
It was the return of Mr Roberts 'DUN DUN DUN'!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:33 pm
by Barboneia
The villain was none other then Kim-Jong Un, who decided to...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:35 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
...Hack sony again, by going to their main account and type "12345" into the password box. It worked.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:37 pm
by Equestria and Griffon
But Mr Roberts 'DUN DUN DUN'Killed Kim-Jong Un and James Bond but he was stopped by...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:10 pm
by Lymantatia
Charlie Chaplin who may have entered what he thinks is "the future" with a...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:20 pm
by New Werpland
time machine he bought at a dollar general in kentucky

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:38 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
Kevin Deluater rushes in the time machine and tries to prevent his past self from looking stupid.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:35 am
by Equestria and Griffon
But then,from behind,rainbow dash kicks Chaplin in the flank...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:46 am
by Barboneia
....who is accidentally shot at point blank range with a shot gun by former governor Cheney.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:13 am
by Equestria and Griffon
Cheney looks behind him,being cut into 18 pieces by...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:16 am
by Equestria and Griffon
The former Hub(discovery channel,now discovery family) people who were ticked of by...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:20 am
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
...rainbow dash coming back to life! Cheney was actually a hitman sent to kill her as she demanded too much money for her role in the show. She proceeds to go home and log into the internet to see....