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The Foxes Swamp wrote:

The Federation of Kendor wrote:They force Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden golden apple from a tree in

a strange little place that was well off the beaten track and well beyond the black stump, a place that had no name but could be found if

You make a portal to the Nether from Minecraft in the End from Minecraft. Then

The Federation of Kendor wrote:

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
a strange little place that was well off the beaten track and well beyond the black stump, a place that had no name but could be found if

You make a portal to the Nether from Minecraft in the End from Minecraft. Then

they entered the portal only to find that it lead to a room with a view and little else, the view was of

The Foxes Swamp wrote:

The Federation of Kendor wrote:You make a portal to the Nether from Minecraft in the End from Minecraft. Then

they entered the portal only to find that it lead to a room with a view and little else, the view was of

A beautiful sight of a clear blue sky and crystal blue endless ocean. Then

The Federation of Kendor wrote:

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
they entered the portal only to find that it lead to a room with a view and little else, the view was of

A beautiful sight of a clear blue sky and crystal blue endless ocean. Then

it began to rain endlessly day after day, week after week for almost 6 weeks. The water rose so high it burst into the portal and bc Noah wasn't there at the time all were thought drowned. Portals are dangerous at sea.

Finally the water abated and the only ones floating there were Captain Ahab and Ishmael Cornpone. But then an ugly disfigured great white whale came up from the deep and snagged Ahab.

The last thing Ahab yelled to Cornpone as he was waving his smart phone was "CALL ME, ISHMAEL"! Ishmael Cornpone then latched onto a bouyant...

...ostrich which he found in the Kalahari desert. Its name was Ol'Jimmothy and his special move was...

lightning punch. He went to Seattle where he encountered...

San Lumen wrote:lightning punch. He went to Seattle where he encountered...

bill and ben the flower pot men who were on mission from their god and their mission was

The Foxes Swamp wrote:

San Lumen wrote:lightning punch. He went to Seattle where he encountered...

bill and ben the flower pot men who were on mission from their god and their mission was

to land on the sidewalk without a scratch...

New Jerzylvania wrote:

The Foxes Swamp wrote:

bill and ben the flower pot men who were on mission from their god and their mission was

to land on the sidewalk without a scratch...

or a sniff but lucky for them they did get a whiff of

Jif peanut butter. Choosy mothers choose...

...The soil of Serbia, freshly removed of all kebabs. Serbia will go forth to remove kebab in...

Danceria wrote:...The soil of Serbia, freshly removed of all kebabs. Serbia will go forth to remove kebab in...

the nude when someone had a vision

of Grand Duke Ferdinand rising from the grave

of Joseph Stalin and promising that

Vykrotia wrote:of Joseph Stalin and promising that

everything would fall into place if

The Foxes Swamp wrote:

Vykrotia wrote:of Joseph Stalin and promising that

everything would fall into place if

Trump lost

His pet turtle that was the incarnation of the late great Warren Zevon,but Trump's pet turtle named warren was so loyal to the DONALD he,,,,

Melon feud wrote:His pet turtle that was the incarnation of the late great Warren Zevon,but Trump's pet turtle named warren was so loyal to the DONALD he,,,,

Built the wall, single handedly, and made the Mexican government pay it a few billion dollars.

Opeleope wrote:

Melon feud wrote:His pet turtle that was the incarnation of the late great Warren Zevon,but Trump's pet turtle named warren was so loyal to the DONALD he,,,,

Built the wall, single handedly, and made the Mexican government pay it a few billion dollars.

which they did in turtle food laced with

rubber chickens. It was delicious, but...

Pan Asian Amercian Coalition wrote:rubber chickens. It was delicious, but...

The rubber was a magic rubber so instead of poisoning peoples, the rubber make them bouncy, causing

Flying flubber turtle's to dominate the American airspace, which had it's merits such as,,,,

Melon feud wrote:Flying flubber turtle's to dominate the American airspace, which had it's merits such as,,,,

Crashing the US economy and military because US planes can't fly and North Korea soon invades the US, which were succesful

But only in Rhode Island. Meanwhile, the French Ambassador hatches a plot to...

Pan Asian Amercian Coalition wrote:But only in Rhode Island. Meanwhile, the French Ambassador hatches a plot to...

Assassinate Kim Jong Un by