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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:29 am
by The Federation of Kendor
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:A wood. Then a Groundhog appeared, causing


the darth to laugh which sounded like

A demon smoking a

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:36 am
by The Foxes Swamp
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
the darth to laugh which sounded like

A demon smoking a


living angel in its pipe, the agonized noise it makes as it bubbles and burns but their were side effects to this noise like

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:00 am
by The Federation of Kendor
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:A demon smoking a


living angel in its pipe, the agonized noise it makes as it bubbles and burns but their were side effects to this noise like

The Hell becoming increasingly resembling Heaven, the Satan weakened by the voice, and

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:12 am
by New Jerzylvania
SILENCE as the universe suddenly contracted into nothingness and was gone.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:09 am
by MChitLers
New Jerzylvania wrote:SILENCE as the universe suddenly contracted into nothingness and was gone.


Except McHitlers which had purchased "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" just the month before and was the only point in space left in the Universe. The manager of McHitlers, Adolf Hamburglar, declared himself as...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:13 am
by North America and the Pacific Islands
McHitlers wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:SILENCE as the universe suddenly contracted into nothingness and was gone.


Except McHitlers which had purchased "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" just the month before and was the only point in space left in the Universe. The manager of McHitlers, Adolf Hamburglar, declared himself as...

Führer of all loyal employees and reoccurring customers of "The Restauraunt at the End of the Universe", and decreed he will assimilate "Five Guys at the End of the Universe" into his Corporate Reich.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:28 am
by MChitLers
North America and the Pacific Islands wrote:
McHitlers wrote:
Except McHitlers which had purchased "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" just the month before and was the only point in space left in the Universe. The manager of McHitlers, Adolf Hamburglar, declared himself as...

Führer of all loyal employees and reoccurring customers of "The Restauraunt at the End of the Universe", and decreed he will assimilate "Five Guys at the End of the Universe" into his Corporate Reich.


And then he had it his way and seized the Fuhrer King and put him on trial and he was sentenced to death by strangulation with piano wire . The execution was done publicly and to set an example, it was in the presence of...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:32 am
by Fuhrer King
Wendy who saved the Fuhrer King who escaped but Wendy was captured and was beheaded by the ax wielding...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:19 am
by Zombie Burger
Fuhrer King wrote:Wendy who saved the Fuhrer King who escaped but Wendy was captured and was beheaded by the ax wielding...


Mayor McSleaze but the Zombie Apocalypse had started and the decapitated head of Wendy rolled over and bit McSleaze on the ankle

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:11 pm
by Slakonian
Meanwhile in Fereldan, during a tear in the veil..... Ramsay invaded with 6,000 troops alongside with Smalljon Umber and Harald Karstark. None could stand a chance against this invasion :o

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:17 pm
by Tryienne
Slakonian wrote:Meanwhile in Fereldan, during a tear in the veil..... Ramsay invaded with 6,000 troops alongside with Smalljon Umber and Harald Karstark. None could stand a chance against this invasion :o


But, they didn't count on the Empire of Man, to send a legion of Ultramarines to defeat them by using the same tear.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:21 pm
by New Wester Soviet Union
Tryienne wrote:
Slakonian wrote:Meanwhile in Fereldan, during a tear in the veil..... Ramsay invaded with 6,000 troops alongside with Smalljon Umber and Harald Karstark. None could stand a chance against this invasion :o


But, they didn't count on the Empire of Man, to send a legion of Ultramarines to defeat them by using the same tear.

But with them they brought the ork hordes who had been

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:30 pm
by Tryienne
New Wester Soviet Union wrote:
Tryienne wrote:
But, they didn't count on the Empire of Man, to send a legion of Ultramarines to defeat them by using the same tear.

But with them they brought the ork hordes who had been


stuck on Macharius fighting the Eldar there.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:34 pm
by New Jerzylvania
An extremely contagious air borne virus broke out there and decimated the population over the age of 8. Things devolved from there.

Meanwhile Jubilation T. Cornpone IV was born in 1908 on a small farm just outside of Hope, Arkansas. His mother, was a former member of the Bedwedder clan who was best known for her diary entries about the Bush side of the family...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:11 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
New Jerzylvania wrote:An extremely contagious air borne virus broke out there and decimated the population over the age of 8. Things devolved from there.

Meanwhile Jubilation T. Cornpone IV was born in 1908 on a small farm just outside of Hope, Arkansas. His mother, was a former member of the Bedwedder clan who was best known for her diary entries about the Bush side of the family...

Dog, which is named

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:23 pm
by New Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:An extremely contagious air borne virus broke out there and decimated the population over the age of 8. Things devolved from there.

Meanwhile Jubilation T. Cornpone IV was born in 1908 on a small farm just outside of Hope, Arkansas. His mother, was a former member of the Bedwedder clan who was best known for her diary entries about the Bush side of the family...

Dog, which is named


Dornek

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:49 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Dog, which is named


Dornek

Which means

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:51 pm
by Ekdesh
"cancerous meme"

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:53 pm
by Uthary
which implies the imminent return of

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:54 pm
by Ekdesh
Zyzz to save us in the day of judgement

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:20 pm
by New Jerzylvania
Ekdesh wrote:Zyzz to save us in the day of judgement


Instead Xyxx showed up instead and they were named Adam and Eve, which was totally ass beckwards which made for a great story because...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:00 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
New Jerzylvania wrote:
Ekdesh wrote:Zyzz to save us in the day of judgement


Instead Xyxx showed up instead and they were named Adam and Eve, which was totally ass beckwards which made for a great story because...

They would made the Park of Eden great and

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:01 pm
by New Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
Instead Xyxx showed up instead and they were named Adam and Eve, which was totally ass beckwards which made for a great story because...

They would made the Park of Eden great and

then some snake and their sons would fuck it all up bc...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:03 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:They would made the Park of Eden great and

then some snake and their sons would fuck it all up bc...

They force Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden golden apple from a tree in

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:19 am
by The Foxes Swamp
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:then some snake and their sons would fuck it all up bc...

They force Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden golden apple from a tree in


a strange little place that was well off the beaten track and well beyond the black stump, a place that had no name but could be found if