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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:58 pm
by Barboneia
... Her to bounce off his manly chest without doing any damage.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:58 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
Trevor to jump out with a shotgun and blasting them both to smithereens. "I'm sick of you f***ing coming back and shoving yourself back into this story, the nerve of some people .... horses .... thing. Anyways I'm hungry now, so lets go buy a burger".

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:03 pm
by Equestria and Griffon
Turns out,he shot himself,Rainbow Dash did not die
Also,fuck you trevor.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:05 pm
by Korouse
M. Knight Shamalan bursts out of a box, screaming "WHAT A TWIST"

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:06 pm
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
Both RD and Trevor double teamed on him for making the last airbender movie.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:09 pm
by Barboneia
The Nostalgia Critic stands on the side, cheering.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:13 pm
by Avaerilon
The famed director pleased for mercy, but was easily overpowered by his foes, who decided on an appropriate fate; he was loaded into a comically-painted circus cannon, and aimed square at the moon.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:20 pm
by Numoland
The cannon was not strong enough to shoot him to the moon...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:22 pm
by Liberatin
...so he was exhausted and went to sleep.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:24 pm
by New Brasilia
...while still flying through the air.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:31 am
by Equestria and Griffon
He then got attacked by batman,then batman got arrested for murder...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:33 am
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
Equestria and Griffon wrote:He then got attacked by batman,then batman got arrested for murder...


I want to retcon that part for a pun, is that acceptable?

He then got attacked by batman,then batman got arrested for murder Assualt and BATtery...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:35 am
by Nordengrund
I get it. :p

The Joker helps him break out of prison.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:39 am
by Barboneia
To thank Joker, Batman beats the shit out of him and steals his wallet.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:53 am
by Malay Raya
Because of this, Batman made it into the list of 10 Most Wanted of...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:54 am
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
The top 10 most wanted people to run the united states! He ran for president, and was riding very strong with his billion dollar campaign until he was defeated by....

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:57 am
by Barboneia
David Cameron.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:27 am
by Equestria and Griffon
Meanwhile,back in that strange planet from the 1st page,something happened....

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:32 am
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
The talking trees were self combusting.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:36 am
by Equestria and Griffon
But they got cut down againby...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:39 am
by Trevor Phillip Enterprises
By the wood elves because ...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:08 am
by Lymantatia
Congress outlawed trees, along with...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:28 am
by Ruskazia
all living green stuff because...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:35 am
by Numoland
...they were robots, and thought of themselves as superior to any biological creatures.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:39 am
by Avaerilon
It didn't take long for the elves to start replacing their biological organs and muscles with cybernetic parts to fit-in with the new outlook of Congress. Eventually, the elves ceased to have anything biological about them, except for a few residual parts. However, they became consumed with hatred for the robots of congress, and quickly wiped them out. First congress, then the rest of the galaxy...

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