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by **Isla Gazebo** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:04 pm

...Team Rocket appeared and filled the place with smoke.

by **Urbane Night Guardian** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:17 pm

Lenin called a timeout since Lennon had a distinct advantage in the smoke. Then Team Rocket vanished to Ash's apartment where they all lit up to create an even greater smoke screen which Lennon used to score 3 quick goals...

by **Ethopolis** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:20 pm

Lennon looked into the crowd and found none other than George Harrison, pointing a gun directly at him.

by **Unidentified Flying Objects** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:33 pm

Ethopolis wrote:Lennon looked into the crowd and found none other than George Harrison, pointing a gun directly at him.

But since John and Lenin waere already dead, John yelled, go ahead and shoot for christ's sake, George. But could you aim for Paul over there in the bloody luxury box with Putin?

by **Pot4toes** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:34 pm

suddenly the world is full of pineapples......

by **New Jerzylvania** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:43 pm

Pot4toes wrote:suddenly the world is full of pineapples......

which turned out to be hallucinations caused by mass hysteria over the killing of Paul McCartney by the ghost of George Harrison at a Hockey game in Moscow. Nobody really cared about Paul's ass anymore. They were all scared shitless by the idea that ghosts actually can kill you. A ghost army soon appeared of various dead rock n' rollers led by Elvis.

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:59 pm

But Elvis was still really fucked up on drugs still after all these years. So he was deposed by Keith Moon of the Who...

by **Pot4toes** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:25 pm

Threw Elvis off the Empire Steak building where Kenny was standing, killing Kenny, which then started....

by **New Jerzylvania** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:35 pm

Pot4toes wrote:Threw Elvis off the Empire Steak building where Kenny was standing, killing Kenny, which then started....

his zombie rebirth. He ate the brains of Rudy Giuliani first, then Chris Christie who was standing there eating a gallon container of potato ice cream. They also became zombiefied and went over to Yankee Stadium and ate the brains of the entire Yankee team.....

by **Pot4toes** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:37 pm

..which did nothing because they have no brains....

by **New Jerzylvania** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:44 pm

and neither does Frylock. Undaunted, he attempted to recite the Gettysburg Address, but had to ask someone what street it was on. Keith Moon rammed a drumstick up his ass and he ran off into the woods behind a McDonalds. Then the rest of the ghost Rock n' Rollers began a march on Cleveland towards the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame, killing old tea party people indiscriminately as they traveled across Pennsylvania

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:18 pm

into Ohio, where LeBron James and his exposed penis was there waiting for them at the outskirts of Cuyahoga County....

by **Ozymandias Egypticus** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:25 pm

Urban Blight Garden wrote:into Ohio, where LeBron James and his exposed penis was there waiting for them at the outskirts of Cuyahoga County....

Lebron's penis was the first to speak...

by **Patrolman Random Koolzip** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:38 pm

Ozymandias Egypticus wrote:
Urban Blight Garden wrote:into Ohio, where LeBron James and his exposed penis was there waiting for them at the outskirts of Cuyahoga County....

Lebron's penis was the first to speak...

Hey all you musician ghost dicks out there, listen up... you ain't getting any here. You are getting trapped by ghostbuster secret agent assholes out here working for the CIA, it's a trap...
there is nothing in Cleveland but misery!

by **Hank Schrader** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:50 pm

Lebron *looking at his penis* says "Oh shit, there are cameras everywhere." His penis then shrunk back and kinda out of sight just at that moment. Ghost Keith Moon began laughing. Then began playing a ghost set of drums accompanied by Sid Vicious who began singing "Cock In My Pocket" by Iggy Pop and the rest of the rock n' roll ghost army started to boogie, while Lebron James was joined in stunned silence by...

by **Ozymandias Egypticus** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:14 pm

Johnny Manziel, who had just gotten out of rehab and wasn't sure if he was hallucinating, but then...

by **Jochistan** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:28 pm

Ziggy Stardust Descended from the sky, carrying a...

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:35 pm

astronaut, named Major Thom. Apparently his circuit was dead and...

by **New Jerzylvania** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:41 pm

he was still alive somehow. Johnny Manziel began mouth to mouth on Major Thom, but Ziggy Stardust had a jar of spiders from Mars that he...

by **Pot4toes** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:54 pm

launched using a catapult at New York City, creating chaos and anarchy throughout spider-infested streets. Morgan Freeman then......

by **Sino nations** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:24 pm

Pot4toes wrote:launched using a catapult at New York City, creating chaos and anarchy throughout spider-infested streets. Morgan Freeman then......

Teutonic Knight Slayed Him,Thinking Freeman Was Pagan Lithuanian

by **Adab** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:16 am

But then the Teutonic Knight was confronted by the Thin White Duke, accompanied by Ziggy Stardust and all his spiders from Mars...

by **DeepFall** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:35 am

But I shot them and declared war against the mutiverse

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:45 am

and the person above was crowbar'd to death by

by **Adab** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:48 am

...a Bank of America employee...

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