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Urbane Night Guardian
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Founded: Jun 10, 2015
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Postby Urbane Night Guardian » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:18 pm

lingered a while before a rescue ship came from North Korea which
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Nordengrund
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Founded: Jun 20, 2012
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Postby Nordengrund » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:12 pm

Sank because of
1 John 1:9
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Kazakhium
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Founded: Jun 19, 2015
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Postby Kazakhium » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:41 pm

Nordengrund wrote:Sank because of

...it being a crappy North Korean navy boat which was full of holes. But,...
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Kotexas-Jokelahoma
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Founded: Mar 14, 2015
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Postby Kotexas-Jokelahoma » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:14 pm

Kazakhium wrote:
Nordengrund wrote:Sank because of

...it being a crappy North Korean navy boat which was full of holes. But,...


the two posters above didn't read previously where this was a spaceship that landed on a planet made of diamonds. So it wasn't a boat that sank in the water. oops.

but it was full of NK idiots like Kim Jong Un and his entourage that took Jeb and Hermann for an interplanetary trip to Communisto, the Real Red planet where they were...
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Luminesa
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Founded: Dec 09, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luminesa » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:35 pm

Kotexas-Jokelahoma wrote:
Kazakhium wrote:...it being a crappy North Korean navy boat which was full of holes. But,...


the two posters above didn't read previously where this was a spaceship that landed on a planet made of diamonds. So it wasn't a boat that sank in the water. oops.

but it was full of NK idiots like Kim Jong Un and his entourage that took Jeb and Hermann for an interplanetary trip to Communisto, the Real Red planet where they were...


met by a trap set by Chuck Norris, Captain America, and the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who was holding a...
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Professional Wrestlers
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Founded: Jun 19, 2015
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Postby Professional Wrestlers » Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:15 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Kotexas-Jokelahoma wrote:
the two posters above didn't read previously where this was a spaceship that landed on a planet made of diamonds. So it wasn't a boat that sank in the water. oops.

but it was full of NK idiots like Kim Jong Un and his entourage that took Jeb and Hermann for an interplanetary trip to Communisto, the Real Red planet where they were...


met by a trap set by Chuck Norris, Captain America, and the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who was holding a...


dildo in both hands. Reagan began violently screaming the words "...
Open an embassy in my nation!]http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=345034
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The God of Fabulous
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Founded: Jun 21, 2015
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Postby The God of Fabulous » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:22 pm

"COME ON NIXON! DO ME! DO ME GOOD!" Then, he gave it all and...
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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:42 pm

President Morgan Freeman announced a comprehensive affordable housing plan and new environmental protection laws. With his amazing voice Congress had to pass it. Upon signing...
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Black Triangle Eclipse
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Founded: Mar 22, 2015
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Postby Black Triangle Eclipse » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:27 am

the nightmare finally relented and Jeb awoke in a wet puddle with a category 5 Hurricane raging outside his bedroom window
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Byrrazan
Envoy
 
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Founded: Jun 07, 2015
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Postby Byrrazan » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:32 am

Jeb then prayed that the hurricane would loosen up and that he would be given time to get some place safe. God .....
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Oceanic Atlantis
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Founded: Mar 20, 2015
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Postby Oceanic Atlantis » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:37 am

loosened up the hurricane clips holding the roof down and off it went. A tornado just happened by and sucked Jeb out of his bed and up into the vortex
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The Coalition of Common Bastards
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Founded: Jun 08, 2015
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Postby The Coalition of Common Bastards » Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:15 pm

where he met god who commanded him to...
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Isla Gazebo
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Founded: May 28, 2014
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Postby Isla Gazebo » Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:11 pm

...stop going to church.
The Republic of Isla Gazebó is a small island nation with an area of 92 212 km2. It became independent in 1828, and is today a free, democratic, progressive and peaceful nation. Isla Gazebó has a very high human development index, free health care and a minimal military. We are not communist, dammit!
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Kazakhium
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Founded: Jun 19, 2015
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Postby Kazakhium » Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:42 pm

Isla Gazebo wrote:...stop going to church.

God then slapped Jeb and forced Jeb into Hell, where he...
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Class F14: Tier 4, Type IV, National/local level
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We have superior potassium than you, even if you're a transdimensional empire.
PMT | Year: 2035
NS'er since mid-2011.
Puppets: Noordland and Carriberra
Lansuo wrote:Kazu

Capital: Astana
Largest City: Tashkent
President: Karim Massimov
Pro: Socialism, Liberalism, Crimea is Russia, Pro-Life
Neutral: Communism, USA (sometimes), Democratic Party, LGBT
Anti: Fascism, Capitalism, Republican Party, USA (sometimes), ISIL, Crimea is Ukraine, Abortion (r@pe victims should send their babies to an orphanage)
Polish Canadian.
I am currently living in Vegas and up in northern Michigan for the summer.
Forum 7 > All.
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Isla Gazebo
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Posts: 113
Founded: May 28, 2014
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Postby Isla Gazebo » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:21 pm

...saw the emperor Nero being tormented by demons.
The Republic of Isla Gazebó is a small island nation with an area of 92 212 km2. It became independent in 1828, and is today a free, democratic, progressive and peaceful nation. Isla Gazebó has a very high human development index, free health care and a minimal military. We are not communist, dammit!
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Emelinia
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Posts: 94
Founded: Oct 17, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby Emelinia » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:45 pm

and found the scene very arousing...
Emelinian Republic

Prime Minister: Liam Stone
Vice Prime Minister: Michael Stromberg
Secondary Nation: South Emelinia
Capital: Ecklund
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Benum Landum II
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Posts: 154
Founded: Aug 16, 2014
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Postby Benum Landum II » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:20 pm

God told Jeb to stop...
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Errantem
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 05, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Errantem » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:14 am

and Lucifer kicked God into the Greek underworld's Tartarus
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CTALNH
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Founded: Jul 18, 2010
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Postby CTALNH » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:18 am

and the Emprah with his golden armor appeared and said:"Oh no you don't! I am the only god like being in existence!"
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
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Camber and Dufector-Summits
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Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 27, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Camber and Dufector-Summits » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:00 pm

The Lucifer ate the emprah
If I wanted to make your life easy I wouldn't have picked such a name for my nation.
Obnoxious, self rightous, very humble british guy (There's also some socialist views thrown it there as well)
A nation of ethnic divides, corruption, power politics and a affair of the heart with Communism.
I'm in the Council of Nations. Are YOU?
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Ultimate Squirrel Army
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Posts: 9
Founded: Jun 23, 2015
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Postby Ultimate Squirrel Army » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:16 pm

meanwhile Jeb was talking to his Grandad Prescott near to the gates of Hell and Prescott said, Jeb, one day all of this will be your father's...
ALT for Marylandonia
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Republicans Losing to Obama Twice
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Founded: Mar 20, 2015
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Postby Republicans Losing to Obama Twice » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:43 pm

he said, Yeah, I know...
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Isla Gazebo
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Posts: 113
Founded: May 28, 2014
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Postby Isla Gazebo » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:45 pm

"...I stole candy when I was a kid."
The Republic of Isla Gazebó is a small island nation with an area of 92 212 km2. It became independent in 1828, and is today a free, democratic, progressive and peaceful nation. Isla Gazebó has a very high human development index, free health care and a minimal military. We are not communist, dammit!
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Rotia
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Founded: Apr 11, 2015
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Postby Rotia » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:01 pm

"... and the person I stole that candy from was Barack Obama when he was only 7 years old"
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Urbane Night Guardian
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Founded: Jun 10, 2015
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Postby Urbane Night Guardian » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:27 pm

then there was a drive by and JFK was killed while I was standing there just sucking on a charm pop...
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