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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:37 pm

But they were stopped by..
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Benum Landum II
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Postby Benum Landum II » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:45 pm

...President Bænvārð Gilþārð of Bæným Lanðým.
THE YOLOFASCIST UNITED GALAXIES (YUG)
Greetings, weak and pathetic earthling. A year ago, we controlled one galaxy. Now, we control a whole band of them. 4,194,304 to be exact. But don't think for one moment that we are going to stop there. One day, we will control the universe! And all the other universes!
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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:28 pm

He was killed by...
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Aipotu Ruo
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Postby Aipotu Ruo » Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:31 pm

... a sinkhole mysteriously opening in the ground during ...

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New Skaaneland
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Postby New Skaaneland » Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:31 pm

.. an elephant, which later kept running straight into a poolhouse where..
Undo the Taylor report!
Club over group. Club over country. Club over race. Club over sex. Club over God.

OOOOO HELSINGBORGS IF OOOOO

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New Skaaneland
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Postby New Skaaneland » Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:32 pm

This message contains too few characters.
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Undo the Taylor report!
Club over group. Club over country. Club over race. Club over sex. Club over God.

OOOOO HELSINGBORGS IF OOOOO

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Avaerilon
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Avaerilon » Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:32 pm

... a high-stakes game was being held between Mike Tyson and Christian Bale.
===I'M A UNIVERSITY TEACHER===
No, my IC tax rate is NOT 100%
On Behalf of His Most Royal Majesty, King Aubrey the Dragonheart
Essel y fend Ēg Regnerarch Mawregddog, Regnyr Awbru yr Amdragalon

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Adracia
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Postby Adracia » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:12 pm

No survivors. In other news...
You are the most important person to me.

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Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -2.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.74

Female, 13. Bisexual. Atheist American. MLP Fan. Epic logo/flag designer. TG me!

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Con: Slavery, Communism, War, Stereotyping, Racism, Exclusion, Dictatorships, Abortion

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Avaerilon
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Postby Avaerilon » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:14 pm

...the feast of a thousand beasts had begun, with over twenty thousand in-attendance.
===I'M A UNIVERSITY TEACHER===
No, my IC tax rate is NOT 100%
On Behalf of His Most Royal Majesty, King Aubrey the Dragonheart
Essel y fend Ēg Regnerarch Mawregddog, Regnyr Awbru yr Amdragalon

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Adracia
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Postby Adracia » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:19 pm

The problem was... there wern't enough seats! So people feasted on the floor....
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Everything about Adracia
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Female, 13. Bisexual. Atheist American. MLP Fan. Epic logo/flag designer. TG me!

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Con: Slavery, Communism, War, Stereotyping, Racism, Exclusion, Dictatorships, Abortion

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New Brasilia
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Postby New Brasilia » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:22 pm

...when a truck carrying chairs crashed through the walls.
República Socialista Soviética da Brasília
MORRER PELA PÁTRIA É VIVER


Somos como o Brasil, mas mais comunista e com a tecnologia pós-moderna.
NIDAM (Nível de Alerta Militar): 0 - Baixo

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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:25 pm

It was caused by Trevor,Meth and all the R63 in the world.Also,a french notebook from 1928.No deaths have been reported...
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New Brasilia
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Postby New Brasilia » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:26 pm

...except for a cockroach that was crushed under the wheels.
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MORRER PELA PÁTRIA É VIVER


Somos como o Brasil, mas mais comunista e com a tecnologia pós-moderna.
NIDAM (Nível de Alerta Militar): 0 - Baixo

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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:29 pm

OOC:IDK
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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:30 pm

It all started about the time the letter was sent to Rainbow Dash by Dumbledolf on the first page.
Trevor was on meth,looked up a R63 Rainbow Dash and drove a truck full of chairs into the feast.
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The Dutch Reich
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Postby The Dutch Reich » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:25 pm

The police responded to the crash, and Trevor Phillips had his driving licence revoked for driving while high.

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Kazark
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Postby Kazark » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:25 pm

And then a skeleton popped out!

In other news...
GENERATION 69: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. (Social experiment)


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Trevor Phillip Enterprises
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Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:38 pm

Putin tries once more to rebuild the soviet union, attacking the US from alaska and taking back its satellite states with the magic of non-realistic RPing.
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CALLING ALL ANTI-PONYISTS!
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Eldona
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Postby Eldona » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:33 pm

Then President Obama retaliates by sending a strongly-worded letter to Putin, and blames Bush.

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Siarki
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Postby Siarki » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:06 am

Kim Jong-un immediately becomes infuriated by this, leading to...
Siarkien residents are wolves.
No, this is not a metaphor; they are literally four-legged, large, canid, enlightened mammals.
Yeah. That's about right.
And here is how.

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Eldona
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Postby Eldona » Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:48 am

Flying unicorn bombers.

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Trevor Phillip Enterprises
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Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:28 am

They were soon identified to be from the FiM universe, sent by RD because .... reasons. Anyway, Putin decides to team up with them and now are attempting to win over Sauron to their cause.
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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:28 am

Then everyone goes to Mordor,because Rainbow Dash...
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Trevor Phillip Enterprises
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Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:32 am

Met the brony community, and decided she wasn't gonna have any of that shit.
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Equestria and Griffon
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:33 am

Meanwhile,back in Romania,something happened again...
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