NSG Senate Chamber: I came, I saw, I cleaned up after myself

by **Collatis** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:25 pm

Parliamentary Police Service wrote:
Collatis wrote:"I challenge the Speaker to do the Ice Bucket Challenge!"

The Sergeant-at-Arms walks up to Giuliani and dumps a bucket of ice water on him.

Michael runs to dump what he thought was a bucket of ice water, but what turned out to be a bucket of salt, onto the Speaker. Some of the salt pours over into the NewDem seating area.

by **Greater Istanistan** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:27 pm

Deprived of light, Senator Vann bumps into several large objects and barely avoids a massive concussion. Cursing wildly, he stumbles out.

by **Tutukerala** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:38 pm

Prostitution Regulation Act - NAY
Census Act - AYE
Second Amendment to the National Judiciary Act - AYE

Last.fm · by **Adab** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:41 pm

Tutukerala wrote:Prostitution Regulation Act - NAY
Census Act - AYE
Second Amendment to the National Judiciary Act - AYE

Voting has already closed.

by **Geilinor** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:01 pm

Collatis wrote:
Parliamentary Police Service wrote:The Sergeant-at-Arms walks up to Giuliani and dumps a bucket of ice water on him.

Michael runs to dump what he thought was a bucket of ice water, but what turned out to be a bucket of salt, onto the Speaker. Some of the salt pours over into the NewDem seating area.

"Excuse me, you poured salt on me!"

by **Collatis** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:05 pm

Geilinor wrote:
Collatis wrote:Michael runs to dump what he thought was a bucket of ice water, but what turned out to be a bucket of salt, onto the Speaker. Some of the salt pours over into the NewDem seating area.

"Excuse me, you poured salt on me!"

The MP quickly sprints from the Chamber.

by **Ainin** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:58 pm

Collatis wrote:
Parliamentary Police Service wrote:The Sergeant-at-Arms walks up to Giuliani and dumps a bucket of ice water on him.

Michael runs to dump what he thought was a bucket of ice water, but what turned out to be a bucket of salt, onto the Speaker. Some of the salt pours over into the NewDem seating area.

The Speaker hears him coming due to the advanced hearing aid Batman gave him and he manages to duck the salt, which ends up entirely flying into the NewDems' seating area.

by **The New World Oceania** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:02 pm

Njil turns on the lights because apparently anyone has access to the light switch.

by **The Nihilistic view** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:14 pm

Boris cheers at the implementation of Jury trials as he walks out to go fight the election.

by **Luxdonia** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:34 pm

Prostitution Regulation Act - NAY
Census Act - AYE
Second Amendment to the National Judiciary Act - AYE

by **The Saint James Islands** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:38 pm

Luxdonia wrote:Prostitution Regulation Act - NAY
Census Act - AYE
Second Amendment to the National Judiciary Act - AYE

The vote is already over.

by **Luxdonia** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:39 pm

The Saint James Islands wrote:
Luxdonia wrote:Prostitution Regulation Act - NAY
Census Act - AYE
Second Amendment to the National Judiciary Act - AYE

The vote is already over.

Whoops!

by **Luxdonia** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:39 pm

The Saint James Islands wrote:
Luxdonia wrote:Prostitution Regulation Act - NAY
Census Act - AYE
Second Amendment to the National Judiciary Act - AYE

The vote is already over.

Whoops! Vote withdrawn.

by **Lykens** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:53 am

Motion to recommence parliamentary proceedings.

by **Greater Istanistan** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:01 am

Motion seconded.

by **Great Nepal** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:05 am

"We just got reelected, why'd we need a motion to restart parliamentary procedures? President should summon the parliament before we start usual procedures..."

GEA I.I.2.f. The president shall summon and dissolve the legislature upon advice of the prime minister.

by **New Zepuha** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:19 pm

We should nationalize the salt industry.

by **The Nihilistic view** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:31 pm

We should Nationalise the word Nationalize and charge an extra 5% income tax for every usage of word since it's the wrong spelling.

Oh and nationalise the tiddlywinks industry.

by **Geilinor** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:35 pm

The Nihilistic view wrote:We should Nationalise the word Nationalize and charge an extra 5% income tax for every usage of word since it's the wrong spelling.

Oh and nationalise the tiddlywinks industry.

You mean nationalize.

by **Malgrave** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:37 pm

Geilinor wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:We should Nationalise the word Nationalize and charge an extra 5% income tax for every usage of word since it's the wrong spelling.

Oh and nationalise the tiddlywinks industry.

You mean nationalize.

It looks like someone is going to pay extra this year.

by **Maklohi Vai** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:38 pm

Bustamante takes the Vice Presidential oath: "I, Eduardo Umberto Maria Bustamante Rojas, do solemnly affirm before the people of Calaverde that I will faithfully and with good faith fulfill my duties as vice president of the Calaverde, and to best of my ability preserve and defend its values, execute its laws, do justice to every man, and consecrate myself to the service of Calaverde."

"The President has informed me that he intends to nominate Eugenia Malgrave for the post of Prime Minister. Ms. Malgrave, can you demonstrate you have the confidence of this house?"

by **Lykens** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:00 pm

Cipriano rose from his seat, removing his glasses and setting the sheet of paper down.

"Mister President, I would like to note the abscence of a quorum."

by **Maklohi Vai** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:04 pm

Lykens wrote:Cipriano rose from his seat, removing his glasses and setting the sheet of paper down.

"Mister President, I would like to note the abscence of a quorum."

"Noted. By the Quorum Act of earlier this year, I hereby initiate a Quorum Call. Are fifteen able Members of Parliament present? If so, please respond with 'Present and able,' and then we can move on."

by **Ainin** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:06 pm

Present and able.

by **The New World Oceania** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:06 pm

"The Honorable Gentlewoman from Masalbhumi is present and able."

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