NSG Senate Chamber: I came, I saw, I cleaned up after myself

by **Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:40 am

"Although, this bill does address some issues made by the GEA. I would like the impeachment petition number increased to 40 instead of 30.

by **Lykens** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:50 am

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:"Although, this bill does address some issues made by the GEA. I would like the impeachment petition number increased to 40 instead of 30.

"Noted."

by **Malgrave** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:47 am

The Sarian wrote:"Mr Diaz, question my power again and I shall have to have your head chopped off."

I always wondered why the office had a guillotine in the corner.

by **Costa Fierro** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:32 pm

Malgrave wrote:
The Sarian wrote:"Mr Diaz, question my power again and I shall have to have your head chopped off."

I always wondered why the office had a guillotine in the corner.

"It's actually a sandwich slicer. Apparently, it wouldn't fit in the kitchen."

by **Calimera II** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:42 pm

Costa Fierro wrote:
Malgrave wrote:
I always wondered why the office had a guillotine in the corner.

"It's actually a sandwich slicer. Apparently, it wouldn't fit in the kitchen."

by **Argentarino** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:43 pm

The Foreign Minister chuckled at Mr. Rhodes' ignorance.

by **Davincia** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:41 pm

"What would qualify as maladministration for the president and vice-president, other than criminal conduct?"

by **The New World Oceania** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:08 am

Ainin wrote:
Electrum wrote:Point of order -- Aren't we supposed to go by the queue as established by the speaker over here?

"Overruled."

Do you not know what a point of order is and how to respond to it?

by **Ainin** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:57 am

"Up next is the Child Vaccination Act as proposed by the Honourable Genevieve Duflot of the New Democratic Party."

by **Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:43 am

The Child Vaccination Act is an excellent bill. It will protect children from harmful diseases far better than any treatment would. The bill will also save the government a lot of money since vaccination is much cheaper compared to disease treatment.

by **Davincia** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:25 pm

"Wait, a bill has been brought before me that I fully support without complaint? That's... unusual."

by **Britanno 2** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:29 pm

Davincia wrote:"Wait, a bill has been brought before me that I fully support without complaint? That's... unusual."

"But it'll cost taxpayers' money!"

by **Britanno 2** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:32 pm

"Point of parliamentary inquiry Mr Speaker, when is the next Prime Ministers' Questions due? Those of us on the opposition benches are very keen to know when he intends to present his already very late budget."

by **Electrum** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:34 pm

Britanno 2 wrote:"Point of parliamentary inquiry Mr Speaker, when is the next Prime Ministers' Questions due? Those of us on the opposition benches are very keen to know when he intends to present his already very late budget."

"Hear, hear"

by **Costa Fierro** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:29 am

Davincia wrote:"Wait, a bill has been brought before me that I fully support without complaint? That's... unusual."

"This means I must vote against it." Campos said. "No bill must pass without an opposition vote."

by **Ainin** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:18 am

"Up next is the Calaverde Ecological Fund Establishment Act, proposed by the Honourable *something* Zhang of the FDP."

by **Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:29 am

"Frankly I do not see anything use for this bill. Calverde has plenty of natural resources, and is no where close to ecological collapse. Establishing this fund will only waste the taxpayer's money, and discourage business"

by **Davincia** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:02 pm

"Or we could just give tax cuts to eco-friendly businesses." Abraham mumbles softly.

by **Ainin** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:31 am

"Up next is the Time Zone Act, proposed by the Right Honourable Eduardo Bustamante of the Liberal Democratic Party."

by **Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:38 am

This bill is a horrible idea as it will put us out,of step with most,nations of,the,world.

by **Ikania** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:41 am

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:This bill is a horrible idea as it will put us out,of step with most,nations of,the,world.

"Well there it is. The dumbest thing I've heard all day."

by **The Sarian** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:48 am

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:This bill is a horrible idea as it will put us out,of step with most,nations of,the,world.

"I agree with the Honourable Member. What other civilised nation has a timezone."

by **MERIZoC** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:27 am

The Sarian wrote:
Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:This bill is a horrible idea as it will put us out,of step with most,nations of,the,world.

"I agree with the Honourable Member. What other civilised nation has a timezone."

"Yes, exactly. We should move into the future by adopting a 5 month calendar too."

by **United Provinces of Atlantica** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:19 pm

"This bill is an all-around good bill, though I would like to say that I believe that Calaverde should adopt the UTC -6 Time Zone instead of the UTC -5 one, as that would be the ideal Time Zone for the majority of Calaverde, though that would be better resolved via an amendment."

by **Arkolon** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:25 pm

Merizoc wrote:
The Sarian wrote:"I agree with the Honourable Member. What other civilised nation has a timezone."

"Yes, exactly. We should move into the future by adopting a 5 month calendar too."

"Haven't you moved on to The Future already? I reckoned we were all aware the correct date was 1 February 4837."

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