NSG Senate Chamber: I came, I saw, I cleaned up after myself

[New Bierstaat]

OOC: pretend this was a 15-minute speech

IC: "I do not support the Rome Statute, as it cedes our sovereignty to foreign powers."

[The Liberated Territories]

OOC: pretend this was a 15-minute speech

IC: "I do not support the Rome Statute, as it cedes our sovereignty to foreign powers."

*Thunderous applause*

[Ainin]

Pierre watches [TLT's senator] applaud in a ridiculously loud and exaggerated way with a raised eyebrow.

[Zurkerx]

"Alright people. I am aware of the two people smoking in the back. I will let it pass but only this one time (considering I didn't finish the count after they did it). However, you do it again and you will be removed from Parliament. You have been designated an outdoor and indoor balcony for that so it doesn't cause a distraction in Parliament."

[The New World Oceania]

"Alright people. I am aware of the two people smoking in the back. I will let it pass but only this one time (considering I didn't finish the count after they did it). However, you do it again and you will be removed from Parliament. You have been designated an outdoor and indoor balcony for that so it doesn't cause a distraction in Parliament."

Njil's body begins to smoke under the ceiling light which crashed down on her.

[The Nihilistic view]

"Mr Speaker, are you aware that standing order 2 effectively cancels out the provisions on alcohol in order 5? No member my accuse another of being drunk yet being drunk is banned. So in effect being drunk is fine as it is against the rules for anybody to accuse them of being drunk whereby they might then be tested and removed." Said Boris as he took a swig from a hip flask.

[The Nihilistic view]

Boris then coughs as the medicine burns his sore throat.

[Zurkerx]

"Alright people. I am aware of the two people smoking in the back. I will let it pass but only this one time (considering I didn't finish the count after they did it). However, you do it again and you will be removed from Parliament. You have been designated an outdoor and indoor balcony for that so it doesn't cause a distraction in Parliament."

Njil's body begins to smoke under the ceiling light which crashed down on her.

Dmitri looks over and sees Njil smoking. He nods towards the officers. The officers go to Njil and remove the ceiling light. They then call for an ambulance and take her away.

"Mr Speaker, are you aware that standing order 2 effectively cancels out the provisions on alcohol in order 5? No member my accuse another of being drunk yet being drunk is banned. So in effect being drunk is fine as it is against the rules for anybody to accuse them of being drunk whereby they might then be tested and removed." Said Boris as he took a swig from a hip flask.

Damn he is right. That will change.

"Hmm, so there is a loophole it seems. That will change very quickly."

[Ikania]

"A-ha-ha! Tarnish notte the majesty of my LIQUIDATED YEAST!"

Taking advantage of the temporary loophole, Javier whipped out a dark black container, opening a foul smell into the room. He tipped his head back and started to pour the contents down his throat. Slowly, the thick liquid began to flow from the jar. Slowly. Very slowly. In fact, maybe even Parliament could get something done before the full jar was emptied. It wasn't alcohol, that was for sure.

That's right. He had vegemite. He took out a spoon, dug into the jar and shoved a disgusting load of yeast extract down his throat. He opened his mouth to speak, though all that could be seen were glimpses of teeth, hidden under the tarry black shit the Australians love.

"Want any?" he said to the chamber in general.

[Zurkerx]

"No thanks, I don't like whatever that is. Can't think of the name but in other news...

ORDER.

"We will now begin the debate on the Responsible Revenue Act."

Responsible Revenue Act

[Atlanticatia]

"This is a fiscally responsible plan that will bring the current budget into surplus, provide a $300 tax cut for the average earner, ask the wealthiest in society to pay their fair share, discourage irresponsible banking practices while strengthening the health service, promote responsible development and growth, and protect our environment by making a contribution to the fight against climate change."

[Ikania]

"Meh. Just one of those things you vote yes to with no thought."

Javier yawned, and took another vegebite.

"When can we get to something controversial?"

[Great Nepal]

"Mr Speaker, are you aware that standing order 2 effectively cancels out the provisions on alcohol in order 5? No member my accuse another of being drunk yet being drunk is banned. So in effect being drunk is fine as it is against the rules for anybody to accuse them of being drunk whereby they might then be tested and removed." Said Boris as he took a swig from a hip flask.

"You could simply raise concern that a member of parliament is not under full control of their faculties due to voluntary consumption of substances and request test under order 5 be carried out."

[Mollary]

"While I will support the majority of measures in this bill, at least begrudgingly, I must draw the line at a 4% tariff; any such barriers to trade are worrying and implementing a tariff where there was not one before seems objectionable, and to some extent a failure to embrace the global economy and our own participation in it."

[Ikania]

"While I will support the majority of measures in this bill, at least begrudgingly, I must draw the line at a 4% tariff; any such barriers to trade are worrying and implementing a tariff where there was not one before seems objectionable, and to some extent a failure to embrace the global economy and our own participation in it."

"Who the hell are you? When did you get here? You look familiar."

[New Werpland]

"While I will support the majority of measures in this bill, at least begrudgingly, I must draw the line at a 4% tariff; any such barriers to trade are worrying and implementing a tariff where there was not one before seems objectionable, and to some extent a failure to embrace the global economy and our own participation in it."

"Who the hell are you? When did you get here? You look familiar."

He used to be Arturo Scargill

[Ikania]

"Who the hell are you? When did you get here? You look familiar."

He used to be Arturo Scargill

wow!!!! i never knew that!!1 whoa thats amazing thanks a lot!!!!!!!! that reveald so much.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Winston flips him the bird.

An intern from Sen. Dalí's office stumbles into Winston's office carrying a remarkably large keg of Guinness Draft Stout.

"A gift from the Senator from Weselton, sir," says the intern after sitting the keg on the receptionist's desk.

OOC: if we are giving gifts, I'm going the extra mile.

Winston's face lights up. "Thank him for me!"

[Mollary]

He used to be Arturo Scargill

wow!!!! i never knew that!!1 whoa thats amazing thanks a lot!!!!!!!! that reveald so much.

"I am Antoine Croslan, a member of the New Democrats. I hold the seat of former trade unionist, socialist and deputy prime minister, Artur Scargillo, a one time coal-miner."

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Winston obtains the appropriate mechanisms to open the keg and fills himself a mug of Guinness, which he promptly chugs before filling another.

[Ikania]

Javier takes the opportunity to start and finish a bottle of rum.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Winston sits back contentedly with another mug of beer. "I fucking love this country."

[Ikania]

Winston sits back contentedly with another mug of beer. "I fucking love this country."

"A-ha! The language police have caught you!"

A crowd of policemen with silly mustaches bursts into the chamber, intent on kidnapping the violator of the standing orders against swearing.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Winston sits back contentedly with another mug of beer. "I fucking love this country."

"A-ha! The language police have caught you!"

A crowd of policemen with silly mustaches bursts into the chamber, intent on kidnapping the violator of the standing orders against swearing.

"Oh shi... oh darn." Winston chugs his beer and quickly fills another.

[Ikania]

"A-ha! The language police have caught you!"

A crowd of policemen with silly mustaches bursts into the chamber, intent on kidnapping the violator of the standing orders against swearing.

"Oh shi... oh darn." Winston chugs his beer and quickly fills another.

They edge closer, their batons out and mustaches well-maintained.