NSG Senate Chamber: I came, I saw, I cleaned up after myself

[Ikania]

Javier finds a Qu'ran piece on the ground.

"Pork is haram, now I can't eat it. Yeah, definitely."

[Collatis]

If this is all it takes to get rid of the conservatives, then we should've done this earlier

[Stomalia]

If this is all it takes to get rid of the conservatives, then we should've done this earlier

*passes note* I'm still here. I say we propose a bill making bacon the official national meat.

[Collatis]

*passes note* I'm still here. I say we propose a bill making bacon the official national meat.

I wonder how the city of Masalbhumi will feel about that.

[Ikania]

*passes note* I'm still here. I say we propose a bill making bacon the official national meat.

I wonder how the city of Masalbhumi will feel about that.

Perhaps beef should be our national meat. Beef is delicious, and there are more Muslims than Hindus in this country, therefore beef is more accessible. Specifically, ribs should be our national meat. Or food. They're just plain good.

[Collatis]

Perhaps beef should be our national meat. Beef is delicious, and there are more Muslims than Hindus in this country, therefore beef is more accessible. Specifically, ribs should be our national meat. Or food. They're just plain good.

Let's write a bill making food our official food.

[Illuminination]

Coming in from a mile run in the Senate gym Elon sees whats unfolding. "It's like college again!" he exclaims with a smile on his face, thinking of where he may be able to some booze. "And I sponsor ribs as the National meat." he exclaims.

[Stomalia]

Iluminati CONFIRMED.

[The Union of the West]

Aaldrik thinks to himself, "Oh God... What has happened to this place..."

[Patria Magna]

Senator Ortiz begins stabbing communist and muslims books with a letter opener

[Argentarino]

Cristobal just shakes his head and begins to read Machiavelli's The Prince on his iPhone, mumbling aloud to no one in particular, "The Speaker should get on this."

[Illuminination]

Iluminati CONFIRMED.

"Triangle" whispers Elon.

[Toronina]

Cristobal just shakes his head and begins to read Machiavelli's The Prince on his iPhone, mumbling aloud to no one in particular, "The Speaker should get on this."

Senator Cashmere nods. "I would like to remind The Speaker we are running a parliament here, not a day care. That's three doors down I believe."

[The Nihilistic view]

"ORDER ORDER

Mr Abaroa, Mr Njil, Mr Hickson and Mr Cashmere. You are all barred from the chamber for the rest of the day for disorderly behavior."


OOC: Oh that means 5 RL hours in this instance.

[The Nihilistic view]

"Order

Those in favour of the Labor Mediation Act 24,those against 19."

[New Werpland]

Balthazar Abaroa puts the remaining books into his nature friendly organic whole foods grocery bag, and then exits the building.

[Patria Magna]

Balthazar Abaroa puts the remaining books into his nature friendly organic whole foods grocery bag, and then exits the building.

"Hey! I was still stabbing those! Come back here!" yells Ortiz as he runs after Abaroa.

[The Nihilistic view]

"ORDER

The Citizens Bank Act is for debate."



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[Alyekra]

"Completely opposed. We don't need this."

[Battlion]

"Completely opposed. We don't need this."

"So, we don't need credit cards, debit cards, bank accounts, savings accounts, investment services, insurance products, business lending, cheque accounts, payment services, international money transfers, foreign exchange services, traveller's cheques and a way of projects being funded?

My lord, does the opposition think we need anything anymore?

Oh and before the opposition responds with the same critique they gave about the Labor Mediation Act, where is the Oppositions proposal or their vision for Calaverde even?" shouted the Deputy-Prime Minister from the frontbench.

[The Nihilistic view]

"Because obviously there are no Banks operating at the moment....... It's clear the Deputy Prime Minister has spent too long in his own bubble and does not inhabit the real world."

[The Sarian]

"Can Parliamentary Staff arrange for a hundred copies of this bill to be sent to the FDP Headquarters, we need new toilet roll.

But in all seriousness, how dare the government bring this monstrosity of a bill to the floor of the chamber. Starting from §1 we see clear undesirable features not just felt from our side of the chamber, but from the governing benches as well - not least the seventy five million dollar investment in a project that any sensible government would de-establish at the earliest possible convenience."

[Britanno]

"So, we don't need credit cards, debit cards, bank accounts, savings accounts, investment services, insurance products, business lending, cheque accounts, payment services, international money transfers, foreign exchange services, traveller's cheques and a way of projects being funded?

My lord, does the opposition think we need anything anymore?

Oh and before the opposition responds with the same critique they gave about the Labor Mediation Act, where is the Oppositions proposal or their vision for Calaverde even?" shouted the Deputy-Prime Minister from the frontbench.

Senator Rodriguez held his hands over his ears as he struggled to cope with the Deputy Prime Minister's shouting despite also having a microphone.

[Alyekra]

"Completely opposed. We don't need this."

"So, we don't need credit cards, debit cards, bank accounts, savings accounts, investment services, insurance products, business lending, cheque accounts, payment services, international money transfers, foreign exchange services, traveller's cheques and a way of projects being funded?

My lord, does the opposition think we need anything anymore?

Oh and before the opposition responds with the same critique they gave about the Labor Mediation Act, where is the Oppositions proposal or their vision for Calaverde even?" shouted the Deputy-Prime Minister from the frontbench.

"Yeah, right. We literally can't have any of those things without a corporatist state bank. Next we'll have to establish a bureau a tying one's shoes. How's anybody supposed to figure that stuff out without the benevolent government holding our hands?

But this is more useful than the Labor Mediation Act, I admit. It helps someone achieve their ideological goals at any rate."

[Battlion]

"Because obviously there are no Banks operating at the moment....... It's clear the Deputy Prime Minister has spent too long in his own bubble and does not inhabit the real world."

"Point of Order, should the Speaker really be dishing out insults to character?

I am fully aware that banks exist, my criticism of the Opposition is that they don't have a policy for seemingly anything and ignore the fact that the government can and should invest in projects and this is one of doing it through the Citizens Bank"