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Postby The New Sea Territory » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:47 am

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Postby Glasgia » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:47 am

Aye.
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Postby Free Republics » Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:15 am

I vote Nay!
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Postby New Waterford » Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:57 am

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Postby Pesda » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:02 am

I vote against, because that isn't how you spell labour.
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Postby Collatis » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:05 pm

Pesda wrote:I vote against, because that isn't how you spell labour.

Michael starts passing around another note that says "damn Brits"
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Postby New Werpland » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:39 pm

Senator Abaroa passes around notes saying "we may as well ditch democracy, the opposition is too small to make any kind of difference"

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Alyekra
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Postby Alyekra » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:42 pm

Richard Hickson slams his fist on his desk, nearly spilling his coffee.

"If anyone else feels like passing around any more notes" he exclaims, "You can be sure I'll find you and sho-"

He stops himself, crumples the note, and tosses it lamely toward the front.
(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE)

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Postby Great Nepal » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:02 pm

Senator Shadak passes around notes saying "you know it would be lot more fun if we made paper planes out of these notes and threw it around."
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Postby New Werpland » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:10 pm

After receiving Senator Shadak's note, Senator Abaroa takes out a pen and writes "I'm on your side idiot" on a piece of paper. He then folds the paper into a paper plane and throws it at Senator Hickson, the plane flies right over Hickson's head and goes a few meters before settling on Boris' desk.

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Postby Beta Test » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:17 pm

The Prime Minister can hear the notes being handled in the Liberal Democrat backbenches behind him. He rolls his eyes and groans.
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Postby The New World Oceania » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:21 pm

Njil begins tossing around notes full of Quran verses.
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Postby Alyekra » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:26 pm

Hickson unravels the note that landed on his desk.

Toil cometh not unto them there, nor will they be expelled from thence.

The Holy Quran - 15:48


"What in the blazes-?" He stands up suddenly. "Speaker, this is out of control. Please put a stop to it."
(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE)

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Postby Zurkerx » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:35 pm

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Postby New Werpland » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:47 pm

Balthazar Abaroa starts tearing out pages from Das Kapital, folding them into paper planes, and throwing them towards Coalicion Azul members.

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Postby The Sarian » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:49 pm

New Werpland wrote:Balthazar Abaroa starts tearing out pages from Das Kapital, folding them into paper planes, and throwing them towards Coalicion Azul members.


Point of Order, Mr Speaker. While writing notes is not expressly banned, throwing them at Honourable Members is disorder at its finest.
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Alyekra
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Postby Alyekra » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:53 pm

The Sarian wrote:
New Werpland wrote:Balthazar Abaroa starts tearing out pages from Das Kapital, folding them into paper planes, and throwing them towards Coalicion Azul members.


Point of Order, Mr Speaker. While writing notes is not expressly banned, throwing them at Honourable Members is disorder at its finest.


"And furthermore," Hickson chuckles to himself, "You shouldn't be desecrating a holy book."
(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE)

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Postby Zurkerx » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:57 pm

New Werpland wrote:Balthazar Abaroa starts tearing out pages from Das Kapital, folding them into paper planes, and throwing them towards Coalicion Azul members.


The Senator lets the pieces of paper bounce off of him, unentertained by what is unfolding.

Such immaturity in the Senate, eh, how do these people ever get elected?
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Postby New Werpland » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:59 pm

Alyekra wrote:
The Sarian wrote:
Point of Order, Mr Speaker. While writing notes is not expressly banned, throwing them at Honourable Members is disorder at its finest.


"And furthermore," Hickson chuckles to himself, "You shouldn't be desecrating a holy book."


"so you want holy books now aye?"
Balthazar Abaroa takes out a copy of Anarchy State and Utopia, Atlas Shrugged, and *insert name of famous book by Murray Rothbard here*.
"choose one"

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Alyekra
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Postby Alyekra » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:01 pm

New Werpland wrote:
Alyekra wrote:
"And furthermore," Hickson chuckles to himself, "You shouldn't be desecrating a holy book."


"so you want holy books now aye?"
Balthazar Abaroa takes out a copy of Anarchy State and Utopia, Atlas Shrugged, and *insert name of famous book by Murray Rothbard here*.
"choose one"


"Oh no. Not Man, Economy and State. The horror."

"Hold on, how long have you been carrying those books around?"
(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE)

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Postby New Werpland » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:09 pm

Alyekra wrote:
New Werpland wrote:
"so you want holy books now aye?"
Balthazar Abaroa takes out a copy of Anarchy State and Utopia, Atlas Shrugged, and *insert name of famous book by Murray Rothbard here*.
"choose one"


"Oh no. Not Man, Economy and State. The horror."

"Hold on, how long have you been carrying those books around?"

"I'm teaching a course on radicals at the university of St Pancras, but anyway"
Balthazar Abaroa rips out several pages from Man, Economy, and State, folds them into paper planes, and throws them towards Coalicion Azul.

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Postby Toronina » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:33 pm

New Werpland wrote:
Alyekra wrote:
"Oh no. Not Man, Economy and State. The horror."

"Hold on, how long have you been carrying those books around?"

"I'm teaching a course on radicals at the university of St Pancras, but anyway"
Balthazar Abaroa rips out several pages from Man, Economy, and State, folds them into paper planes, and throws them towards Coalicion Azul.

Senator Cashmere is confused about all the paper planes flying around. He takes out a copy of the Communist Manifesto and makes a paper hat from it, as well as a armada of paper planes. "What if someone gets one in their eyes?"
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The Sarian
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Postby The Sarian » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:41 pm

Matilde got out of her seat and left the chamber. "If I had wanted to do this for a job, I would have become an educator."
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Alyekra
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Postby Alyekra » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:43 pm

The Sarian wrote:Matilde got out of her seat and left the chamber. "If I had wanted to do this for a job, I would have become an educator."


"Wait– we can leave?"

Hickson shoved his papers into a satchel, grabbed his coffee mug and followed Matilde out the door.
(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE)

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Postby Zurkerx » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:45 pm

Alyekra wrote:
The Sarian wrote:Matilde got out of her seat and left the chamber. "If I had wanted to do this for a job, I would have become an educator."


"Wait– we can leave?"

Hickson shoved his papers into a satchel, grabbed his coffee mug and followed Matilde out the door.


"Well, it's not like prison here".
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