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Postby Ainin » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:02 am

"Note to self," wrote Pierre on his PDA's notetaking app. "Ask the Procurator-General to bring common law seditious libel charges against this Ysmael fellow.
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Postby Great Nepal » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:05 am

"Is it possible to move to censure a member of parliament?" Shadak asked pausing for a moment before adding "And if he refuses to comply can we tape his mouth to enforce compliance?"
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Postby Argentarino » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:08 am

Great Nepal wrote:"Is it possible to move to censure a member of parliament?" Shadak asked pausing for a moment before adding "And if he refuses to comply can we tape his mouth to enforce compliance?"

"If it is possible, I will second the motion to censure Senator Ysmael."
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:12 am

Nixon-Now wrote:
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"ORDER ORDER

The member will withdraw the word "Fucking" and the phrase "dishonourable Traitor" or he will be withdrawn from the chamber."

"I will not comply with the orders of illegitmate authorities in an illegitmate government! Youve merely made us puppets of international business! Youve betrayed our country, our people, our owners, and our laborers! It is only a matter of time before you collapse!"


"ORDER ORDER

The member has refused to withdraw his unparliamentary words and will now leave the chamber for the rest of the day. If he does not leave he shall be named."
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:19 am

"Order,

On the Act to Apply to Join International and Regional Organizations, those in favour 36 those against 7."
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Postby Nixon-Now » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:57 am

"I will not leave, you will have to kill me before I will stop representing my electorate!"

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:05 am

Nixon-Now wrote:"I will not leave, you will have to kill me before I will stop representing my electorate!"



"ORDER

The member has refused to leave the chamber and I must now name him and put the decision in the hands of the other members of this chamber.

I Name Ysmael Garrido, The question before the house is that the honourable member shall be suspended from the services of this House."


OOC: The vote is among those present in the house at the time and therefore will last 1 hour.
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Postby Great Nepal » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:07 am

Aye
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Postby Ainin » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:16 am

Present, not voting.
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Postby United Provinces of Atlantica » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:53 am

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Postby Battlion » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:11 am

Aye, the member has shown poor conduct and this must be absolutely discouraged in our democracy.

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:17 am

"ORDER ORDER

The Chamber is of the opinion the member concerned should be suspended from the chamber. He is therefor suspended for the next 48 hours. If there is a vote at any point in that time Mr Garrido may if he wishes to vote indicate his vote through the speakers office and it will be counted as if he was present in the chamber."
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Postby Nixon-Now » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:58 am

"I will not be removed."

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Postby Arkolon » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:01 am

oooo boy, herewego.exe
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:03 am

Nixon-Now wrote:"I will not be removed."


Two members of the parliamentary police are called in.

"Either you go of your own volition or you are dragged out" said Boris.
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Postby Nixon-Now » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:30 am

The Nihilistic view wrote:
Nixon-Now wrote:"I will not be removed."


Two members of the parliamentary police are called in.

"Either you go of your own volition or you are dragged out" said Boris.

Ysmael reaches into his suit jacket as the members of the police approach.
"Don't come any closer!"

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Postby Argentarino » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:34 am

Nixon-Now wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:
Two members of the parliamentary police are called in.

"Either you go of your own volition or you are dragged out" said Boris.

Ysmael reaches into his suit jacket as the members of the police approach.
"Don't come any closer!"

Cristobal slowly and carefully got behind Ysmael as the commotion was going on and, as Ysmael shouted at the police, Senator Araullo took one of the gutsiest decisions of his life and tackled Ysmael from behind.
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Postby Great Nepal » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:37 am

OOC:...you do realize that given weapons are banned in government offices (or atleast in chamber, not sure if amendment has passed), there must have been metal detectors on way in. Unless Nixon-now has plastic gun...
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Postby Zurkerx » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:39 am

Argentarino wrote:
Nixon-Now wrote:Ysmael reaches into his suit jacket as the members of the police approach.
"Don't come any closer!"

Cristobal slowly and carefully got behind Ysmael as the commotion was going on and, as Ysmael shouted at the police, Senator Araullo took one of the gutsiest decisions of his life and tackled Ysmael from behind.


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Postby Nixon-Now » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:41 am

Great Nepal wrote:OOC:...you do realize that given weapons are banned in government offices (or atleast in chamber, not sure if amendment has passed), there must have been metal detectors on way in. Unless Nixon-now has plastic gun...

Ooc.

Or it's not a gun.


Argentarino wrote:
Nixon-Now wrote:Ysmael reaches into his suit jacket as the members of the police approach.
"Don't come any closer!"

Cristobal slowly and carefully got behind Ysmael as the commotion was going on and, as Ysmael shouted at the police, Senator Araullo took one of the gutsiest decisions of his life and tackled Ysmael from behind.

Ysmael pulled his hand out his jacket, revealing a poorly made prison-esque shank and reached behind him, stabbing the senator who is tackling him.

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Postby Murkwood » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:41 am

Senator Costa was shocked at the scene unfolding in front of him.

"My Lord!" he said. "We are all gentlemen, are we not? Araullo, get off him! Ysmael, give it up. Right or wrong, you have been ejected. If you leave now, you may get your sentence commuted. Let's go to the HQ, shall we?"
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Postby Murkwood » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:42 am

Nixon-Now wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:OOC:...you do realize that given weapons are banned in government offices (or atleast in chamber, not sure if amendment has passed), there must have been metal detectors on way in. Unless Nixon-now has plastic gun...

Ooc.

Or it's not a gun.


Argentarino wrote:Cristobal slowly and carefully got behind Ysmael as the commotion was going on and, as Ysmael shouted at the police, Senator Araullo took one of the gutsiest decisions of his life and tackled Ysmael from behind.

Ysmael pulled his hand out his jacket, revealing a poorly made prison-esque shank and reached behind him, stabbing the senator who is tackling him.

Ysmael woke up from the dream he had from the concussion, as he would never actually stab a Senator. Right?
Degenerate Heart of HetRio wrote:Murkwood, I'm surprised you're not an anti-Semite and don't mind most LGBT rights because boy, aren't you a constellation of the worst opinions to have about everything? o_o

Benuty wrote:I suppose Ken Ham, and the league of Republican-Neocolonialist-Zionist Catholics will not be pleased.

Soldati senza confini wrote:Did I just try to rationalize Murkwood's logic? Please shoot me.

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Postby Argentarino » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:45 am

Nixon-Now wrote:
Argentarino wrote:Cristobal slowly and carefully got behind Ysmael as the commotion was going on and, as Ysmael shouted at the police, Senator Araullo took one of the gutsiest decisions of his life and tackled Ysmael from behind.

Ysmael pulled his hand out his jacket, revealing a poorly made prison-esque shank and reached behind him, stabbing the senator who is tackling him.

Cristobal groaned in pain as the shiv went into his stomach. Shouting to the police - and to his apparently stunned colleagues - he shouted, "Stop him!"
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:45 am

Nixon-Now wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:
Two members of the parliamentary police are called in.

"Either you go of your own volition or you are dragged out" said Boris.

Ysmael reaches into his suit jacket as the members of the police approach.
"Don't come any closer!"


One of the Policeman who were approaching the MP. "Sir please come with us quietly and nothing more needs to follow your actions."

Seeing the MP reach into his jacket he pressed the talk button on his radio. "Backup to the chamber, the member is making verbal threats and I believe may be carrying a weapon as he has reached into his jacket whilst speaking threateningly."

Both officers reached down to their belts and began to take out their extendable batons.
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