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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:15 pm

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New Zepuha wrote:The senator has hurt my feelings and I request he to be slapped with a trout!

The Senator has been very vicious and degrading towards me and I demand that he [New Zepuha] receive 40 lashings.

Gloria removes her salami log from under her jacket and proceeded to beat the senator with it.
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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:16 pm

New Zepuha wrote:
Dragomerian Islands wrote:The Senator has been very vicious and degrading towards me and I demand that he [New Zepuha] receive 40 lashings.

Gloria removes her salami log from under her jacket and proceeded to beat the senator with it.

One of Dragomere's guards take out a aluminum baseball bat and proceed to beat the senator [New Zepuha] with it.
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Postby Murkwood » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:18 pm

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New Zepuha wrote:Gloria removes her salami log from under her jacket and proceeded to beat the senator with it.

One of Dragomere's guards take out a aluminum baseball bat and proceed to beat the senator [New Zepuha] with it.

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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:18 pm

Dragomerian Islands wrote:
New Zepuha wrote:Gloria removes her salami log from under her jacket and proceeded to beat the senator with it.

One of Dragomere's guards take out a aluminum baseball bat and proceed to beat the senator [New Zepuha] with it.

Gloria stepped back and unloaded her revolver into the bodyguard, delivering him swift delivery to Allah. She then broke into a disco dance.
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Postby Britanno » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:18 pm

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi walked in a blew both the senators up with a suicide trout vest.
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Postby Dejanic » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:19 pm

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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:20 pm

New Zepuha wrote:
Dragomerian Islands wrote:One of Dragomere's guards take out a aluminum baseball bat and proceed to beat the senator [New Zepuha] with it.

Gloria stepped back and unloaded her revolver into the bodyguard, delivering him swift delivery to Allah. She then broke into a disco dance.

Another of Dragomere's guards takes out an AR-15 and fires at the senator [New Zepuha], while Dragomere dodges the truck [that Mukwood drove].
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:20 pm

New Zepuha wrote:
Dragomerian Islands wrote:One of Dragomere's guards take out a aluminum baseball bat and proceed to beat the senator [New Zepuha] with it.

Gloria stepped back and unloaded her revolver into the bodyguard, delivering him swift delivery to Allah. She then broke into a disco dance.

u w0t m8. Uuse of deliver or one of its derivatives repeatedly in the same sentence = :(
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Postby Glasgia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:20 pm

Britanno wrote:Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi walked in a blew both the senators up with a suicide trout vest.


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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:20 pm

A group of naked Aztecs managing to survive doomsday thanks to the Aztec Calendar of Doom, storm the lobby with their spears screaming, "Ooga booga, where the Spanish women at?"
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Postby Murkwood » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:20 pm

Pyotr Aminev drops several large ticking trout outside the offices of several WA senators.
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:21 pm

Where'd he take the AR-15 'out' from?
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Postby Beta Test » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:25 pm

Kouralia wrote:Where'd he take the AR-15 'out' from?

Why, his ass of course.
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Postby Murkwood » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:25 pm

Dejanic wrote:Tony Blair unleashed the doomsday device, destroying everything.

Costa tackles Blair and says the ritual Nordic chant to send him back into the 9th Dimension.
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Postby Dejanic » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:31 pm

Moments later, Blair reappears out of a separate portal, he is extremely old and grey.

"Senator COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was trapped in that jungle, in the 9th dimension, for over 30 years, I had to hunt bears, and drink muddy river water for survival. I'll kill you, I'll kill you bitch".

Blair takes out his finely crafted spear and charges at the senator.
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Postby Planita » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:33 pm

SECURITY!!!!
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:35 pm

Afaik security is provided by the parliamentary police... who would be under the CPA... who hasn't been appointed yet.
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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:37 pm

Kouralia wrote:Where'd he take the AR-15 'out' from?

A trench-coat he is wearing.
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Postby Murkwood » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:37 pm

Dejanic wrote:Moments later, Blair reappears out of a separate portal, he is extremely old and grey.

"Senator COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was trapped in that jungle, in the 9th dimension, for over 30 years, I had to hunt bears, and drink muddy river water for survival. I'll kill you, I'll kill you bitch".

Blair takes out his finely crafted spear and charges at the senator.

Costa, being a Level 29 wizard, shoots a bolt of Lightning at Blair, knocking the Spear out of his hand.
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Postby Lucasaer » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:38 pm

I don't understand sh*t. Wtf happened?
You were all serious and now uh wtf?
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Postby Calimera II » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:39 pm

Lucasaer wrote:I don't understand sh*t. Wtf happened?
You were all serious and now uh wtf?


Nah. Sometimes things go all crazy here.
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Postby Glasgia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:40 pm

Lucasaer wrote:I don't understand sh*t. Wtf happened?
You were all serious and now uh wtf?


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Postby Malgrave » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:45 pm

Murkwood wrote:
Dejanic wrote:Moments later, Blair reappears out of a separate portal, he is extremely old and grey.

"Senator COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was trapped in that jungle, in the 9th dimension, for over 30 years, I had to hunt bears, and drink muddy river water for survival. I'll kill you, I'll kill you bitch".

Blair takes out his finely crafted spear and charges at the senator.

Costa, being a Level 29 wizard, shoots a bolt of Lightning at Blair, knocking the Spear out of his hand.


Lightning? At level 29 he should know Thundara or Thundaga.
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Postby Murkwood » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:47 pm

Malgrave wrote:
Murkwood wrote:Costa, being a Level 29 wizard, shoots a bolt of Lightning at Blair, knocking the Spear out of his hand.


Lightning? At level 29 he should know Thundara or Thundaga.

He's going easy on the poor bastard.
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Postby Vedastia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:59 pm

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Dragomerian Islands wrote:POINT OF ORDER

The senator has hurt my feelings and I request he to be slapped with a trout!
The trout is on standby and will be delivered with the precision of a 360 noscope.
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