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Dejanic
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Postby Dejanic » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:20 am

The Nihilistic view wrote:BELMARIA
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We should have two. Belmaria can be the National Public Advocate for the radical right, and Glas for the radical left.
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Postby Ainin » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:25 am

Oh, and did I mention that the National Public Advocate can subpoena people, request warrants from prosecutors and order the prosecution service to investigate people criminally?

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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:31 am

Ainin wrote:Oh, and did I mention that the National Public Advocate can subpoena people, request warrants from prosecutors and order the prosecution service to investigate people criminally?

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Postby Lucasaer » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:49 am

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Is this ok or does the feminism look strange? It looks strange to me.
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Postby Ainin » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:50 am

Lucasaer wrote:

Is this ok or does the feminism look strange? It looks strange to me.

The large "lism" in environmentalism seems a tad odd. Not sure if it was an intended stylistic choice.
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Lucasaer
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Postby Lucasaer » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:53 am

Ainin wrote:
Lucasaer wrote:

Is this ok or does the feminism look strange? It looks strange to me.

The large "lism" in environmentalism seems a tad odd. Not sure if it was an intended stylistic choice.

Lol I didn't see it but I don't mind it.
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:03 am

Ainin wrote:Oh, and did I mention that the National Public Advocate can subpoena people, request warrants from prosecutors and order the prosecution service to investigate people criminally?

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Does the prosecution service have any investigative powers?
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The Nihilistic view
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:25 am

I imagine they just go off whatever evidence the police put in front of them.
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:26 am

The Nihilistic view wrote:I imagine they just go off whatever evidence the police put in front of them.

So... The dude can order the Prosecutors to investigate people - but they can't actually investigate anyone, and rely entirely on the investigations of other bodies?
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:44 am

Kouralia wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:I imagine they just go off whatever evidence the police put in front of them.

So... The dude can order the Prosecutors to investigate people - but they can't actually investigate anyone, and rely entirely on the investigations of other bodies?


Their job is to prosecute cases in a court room not investigate crimes. Bar summoning witnesses and people to give evidence and asking the police to have a look down a certain line of inquiry I can't think why they should be the ones that actually do the investigating on the ground. You know prosecutor has a thought, they ask the police to pursue it, the police go away and do that and then come back with what they find. what sort of thing were you imagining?

Is there a particular bill you are looking at about it?
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:52 am

The Nihilistic view wrote:
Kouralia wrote:So... The dude can order the Prosecutors to investigate people - but they can't actually investigate anyone, and rely entirely on the investigations of other bodies?


Their job is to prosecute cases in a court room not investigate crimes. Bar summoning witnesses and people to give evidence and asking the police to have a look down a certain line of inquiry I can't think why they should be the ones that actually do the investigating on the ground. You know prosecutor has a thought, they ask the police to pursue it, the police go away and do that and then come back with what they find. what sort of thing were you imagining?

Is there a particular bill you are looking at about it?

I'm just amused that there is a role whose responsibilities include being able to tell someone to do something they have no ability to do. :p
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Postby Vedastia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:54 am

Dejanic wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:BELMARIA
Job title: National Public Advocate
Description: Bitch about everything the government does, all day, every day, 24/7, 365 days a year.
Job Duration: Practically forever, and nobody can fire you.
Required Experience: Good at complaining

We should have two. Belmaria can be the National Public Advocate for the radical right, and Glas for the radical left.
That's doable.
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The Nihilistic view
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:02 pm

Kouralia wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:
Their job is to prosecute cases in a court room not investigate crimes. Bar summoning witnesses and people to give evidence and asking the police to have a look down a certain line of inquiry I can't think why they should be the ones that actually do the investigating on the ground. You know prosecutor has a thought, they ask the police to pursue it, the police go away and do that and then come back with what they find. what sort of thing were you imagining?

Is there a particular bill you are looking at about it?

I'm just amused that there is a role whose responsibilities include being able to tell someone to do something they have no ability to do. :p


Ha yeah, that is pretty funny.
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Lucasaer
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Postby Lucasaer » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:13 pm

My party has now one member :lol:

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The New World Oceania
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Postby The New World Oceania » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:34 pm

Ainin wrote:NOW HIRING

Job title: Director of the Courts and Tribunals Service
Description: Erm, the admins will probably consult you on some legal things.
Job Duration: At the Minister's pleasure (aka indefinite unless the minister fires you)
Required Experience: Grade 2 English skills

Job title: Director of the Duty Counsel Service
Description: You're the lead public defender.
Job Duration: At the Minister's pleasure (aka indefinite unless the minister fires you)
Required Experience: Knowledge of our legal system

Job title: National Public Advocate
Description: Bitch about everything the government does, all day, every day, 24/7, 365 days a year.
Job Duration: Practically forever, and nobody can fire you.
Required Experience: Good at complaining


I'd be infinitely thrilled in being public defender/DDCS if the Minister wills to let a Njil in office.
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Dragomerian Islands
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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:36 pm

Drago Dragomere's perfect job:
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Postby Sebastianbourg » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:37 pm

Lucasaer wrote:My party has now one member :lol:

Also if somebody needs political posters ect.. just tell me.

The Iron Guard needs posters!

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The Nihilistic view
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:40 pm

Sebastianbourg wrote:
Lucasaer wrote:My party has now one member :lol:

Also if somebody needs political posters ect.. just tell me.

The Iron Guard needs posters!


Make sure you stick a few dwarves in it.
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Lucasaer
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Postby Lucasaer » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:42 pm

Yay I have a job now :lol:

Do I get an official position for that?
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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:03 pm

Dragomerian Islands wrote:Drago Dragomere's perfect job:
Job title: National Public Advocate Town Fool
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Dragomerian Islands
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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:05 pm

New Zepuha wrote:
Dragomerian Islands wrote:Drago Dragomere's perfect job:
Job title: National Public Advocate Town Fool

No,
National Public Advocate

You would fit the position of 'town fool' better, not me, as you have stated.
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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:08 pm

Dragomerian Islands wrote:
New Zepuha wrote:

No,
National Public Advocate

You would fit the position of 'town fool' better.

POINT OF ORDER!
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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:09 pm

New Zepuha wrote:
Dragomerian Islands wrote:Drago Dragomere's perfect job:
Job title: National Public Advocate Town Fool

POINT OF ORDER
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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:11 pm

Dragomerian Islands wrote:
New Zepuha wrote:

POINT OF ORDER

The senator has hurt my feelings and I request he to be slapped with a trout!
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Postby Dragomerian Islands » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:13 pm

New Zepuha wrote:
Dragomerian Islands wrote:POINT OF ORDER

The senator has hurt my feelings and I request he to be slapped with a trout!

The Senator has been very vicious and degrading towards me and I demand that he [New Zepuha] receive 40 lashings.
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