The Get Val to Sleep Alliance

[Luepola]

*throws coffee on florr*

NU COFFEE IS BAD

:3

God damn it, I ain't sleeping on combat duty!
*Pulls out Five-Seven*

*pours chloroform into coffee*

Fair enough, drink away

[New Kvenland]

*Walks in with a cup of coffee* What did I miss?

*Sees what is happening*

*Makes a beeline for the door*

Seriously, what happened since I was gone?

EDIT: I seriously didn't even see ROV had the exact same beginning of his post, honest

[Giliberafta]

God damn it, I ain't sleeping on combat duty!
*Pulls out Five-Seven*

*pours chloroform into coffee*

Fair enough, drink away

*throws everything on the floor*

:3

[Luepola]

*pours chloroform into coffee*

Fair enough, drink away

*throws everything on the floor*

:3

*makes two more cups of coffee*

*gives vietnam one*

I propose a toast.

*forgot which cup has the chloroform*

[New Kvenland]

Best thing I've seen on NS this year

I know, right?

[New Kvenland]

*pours chloroform into coffee*

Fair enough, drink away

*throws everything on the floor*

:3

*picks everything up*

*gives it back to everyone*

[Giliberafta]

*throws everything on the floor*

:3

*makes two more cups of coffee*

*gives vietnam one*

I propose a toast.

*forgot which cup has the chloroform*

I hate coffee

*throws cup at Luey*

[Luepola]

*makes two more cups of coffee*

*gives vietnam one*

I propose a toast.

*forgot which cup has the chloroform*

I hate coffee

*throws cup at Luey*

I hate you.

*throws shuriken at viet*

[New Kvenland]

I hate coffee

*throws cup at Luey*

I hate you.

*throws shuriken at viet*

*catches shurikan*

don't use that, use this

*hands him/her a throwing knife*

[Giliberafta]

I hate coffee

*throws cup at Luey*

I hate you.

*throws shuriken at viet*

*throws everything at Luey*

[Republic of Vietnam]

I hate coffee

*throws cup at Luey*

I hate you.

*throws shuriken at viet*

*Ducks at shuriken hits the wall*
*Grabs M70 LAW*
TIME TO BRING IN THE LAW, MUTHFCKAS!

[Giliberafta]

I hate you.

*throws shuriken at viet*

*Ducks at shuriken hits the wall*
*Grabs M70 LAW*
TIME TO BRING IN THE LAW, MUTHFCKAS!

*calls the cops*

[Luepola]

Do i need to go Russian on you

[Giliberafta]

Do i need to go Russian on you

Then I'll go Dominican on you

[Republic of Vietnam]

Do i need to go Russian on you

I kill all you commie pigs with the "LAW"!

[Giliberafta]

FatChineseGuy is actualy wining. Wow.

[Luepola]

Do i need to go Russian on you

I kill all you commie pigs with the "LAW"!

[New Kvenland]

Do i need to go Russian on you

Then I'll go Dominican on you

I'll go Finnish on both of you

[Luepola]

Then I'll go Dominican on you

I'll go Finnish on both of you

at the same time?

hot

[New Kvenland]

I'll go Finnish on both of you

at the same time?

hot

Y'all can fight each other, but I've got two guns

One for each of you

Isn't that just perfect

[Luepola]

at the same time?

hot

Y'all can fight each other, but I've got two guns

One for each of you

Isn't that just perfect

do i get the better one

[Giliberafta]

Y'all can fight each other, but I've got two guns

One for each of you

Isn't that just perfect

do i get the better one

[Republic of Vietnam]

I would be like to be the Minister of Noodles,Tea, and Evilness.

[New Kvenland]

Y'all can fight each other, but I've got two guns

One for each of you

Isn't that just perfect

do i get the better one

Which one do you want, the 9.00 KP 200 or the RK 95 Tp?

[New Kvenland]

I would be like to be the Minister of Noodles,Tea, and Evilness.

*ugh* Fine, but this is the last weird ministry. I'm running out of room.