The Get Val to Sleep Alliance

[New Kvenland]

Why that is most considerate of you, but I shall have to decline for now, for I must depart anon. Perhaps on another occasion such as this?

That would be prudent, Milord. Perhaps I shall also bring some Biscuits to go with our glorious British tea.

*kicks door down with cheeseburger and bald eagle in hand*

[Valaran]

Heresy is back!

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Good! With Val and Val, how can heresy lose?

Because Val is planning to get very drunk in a bit

He might derail his own plans shortly.

Why that is most considerate of you, but I shall have to decline for now, for I must depart anon. Perhaps on another occasion such as this?

That would be prudent, Milord. Perhaps I shall also bring some Biscuits to go with our glorious British tea.

How thoughtful. Indeed, such as the bountiful gifts of nature were bestowed on us, so shall I bestow my gift of hunger on such delectable treats.

[Valaran]

That would be prudent, Milord. Perhaps I shall also bring some Biscuits to go with our glorious British tea.

*kicks door down with cheeseburger and bald eagle in hand*

[New Jordslag]

That would be prudent, Milord. Perhaps I shall also bring some Biscuits to go with our glorious British tea.

*kicks door down with cheeseburger and bald eagle in hand*

*pours scalding tea down your throat*

Why, now, that was quite rude. Milord and I were but talking about Teatime and Biscuits. No need to ruin the front door to his manor. I, as a servant of Viscount Valaran I, shall have to remove you from the premises.

*picks up easily and throws 3 miles away from the Manor*

Oh my, oh my, now I'll have to clean up this mess. Stupid slobbish America.

[New Jordslag]

Good! With Val and Val, how can heresy lose?

Because Val is planning to get very drunk in a bit

He might derail his own plans shortly.

That would be prudent, Milord. Perhaps I shall also bring some Biscuits to go with our glorious British tea.

How thoughtful. Indeed, such as the bountiful gifts of nature were bestowed on us, so shall I bestow my gift of hunger on such delectable treats.

Anything for you, S-Senpai... *blushes*

[New Kvenland]

*kicks door down with cheeseburger and bald eagle in hand*

*pours scalding tea down your throat*

Why, now, that was quite rude. Milord and I were but talking about Teatime and Biscuits. No need to ruin the front door to his manor. I, as a servant of Viscount Valaran I, shall have to remove you from the premises.

*picks up easily and throws 3 miles away from the Manor*

Oh my, oh my, now I'll have to clean up this mess. Stupid slobbish America.

*destroys manor with squadron of F-22s, like a true American would*

FREEDOM, MOTHERF*CKER

[Valaran]

*kicks door down with cheeseburger and bald eagle in hand*

*pours scalding tea down your throat*

Why, now, that was quite rude. Milord and I were but talking about Teatime and Biscuits. No need to ruin the front door to his manor. I, as a servant of Viscount Valaran I, shall have to remove you from the premises.

*picks up easily and throws 3 miles away from the Manor*

Oh my, oh my, now I'll have to clean up this mess. Stupid slobbish America.

*nods approvingly while dipping biscuit in tea*

*pours scalding tea down your throat*

Why, now, that was quite rude. Milord and I were but talking about Teatime and Biscuits. No need to ruin the front door to his manor. I, as a servant of Viscount Valaran I, shall have to remove you from the premises.

*picks up easily and throws 3 miles away from the Manor*

Oh my, oh my, now I'll have to clean up this mess. Stupid slobbish America.

*destroys manor with squadron of F-22s, like a true American would*

FREEDOM, MOTHERF*CKER

*gets somewhat miffed*

[New Jordslag]

*pours scalding tea down your throat*

Why, now, that was quite rude. Milord and I were but talking about Teatime and Biscuits. No need to ruin the front door to his manor. I, as a servant of Viscount Valaran I, shall have to remove you from the premises.

*picks up easily and throws 3 miles away from the Manor*

Oh my, oh my, now I'll have to clean up this mess. Stupid slobbish America.

*destroys manor with squadron of F-22s, like a true American would*

FREEDOM, MOTHERF*CKER

*Activates Demon mode*


Now, now, foolish American. I could crush you in a single instant. But, as I'm quite generous, I'll let you off with a mere warning: stay out of Britain, would you?

*Throws all the way back to America, destroys entire American Airforce with Demon Powers, then rebuilds the Manor in a day*

[Valaran]

*Activates Demon mode*

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Now, now, foolish American. I could crush you in a single instant. But, as I'm quite generous, I'll let you off with a mere warning: stay out of Britain, would you?

*Throws all the way back to America, destroys entire American Airforce with Demon Powers, then rebuild the Manor in a day*

This time, I make the tea for Jord to show my approval

[New Jordslag]

*Activates Demon mode*

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Now, now, foolish American. I could crush you in a single instant. But, as I'm quite generous, I'll let you off with a mere warning: stay out of Britain, would you?

*Throws all the way back to America, destroys entire American Airforce with Demon Powers, then rebuild the Manor in a day*

This time, I make the tea for Jord to show my approval

S-Senpai! *Blushes*

I-I mean, Viscount Valaran, kindly stop hugging me. It is quite improper, like that Foolish American who thought he could fight a Demonic Servant.

I would like some Tea and Biscuits though. Those are the best. We should invite our Lord Lelouch vi BRITANNIA over too.

[Valaran]

This time, I make the tea for Jord to show my approval

S-Senpai! *Blushes*

I-I mean, Viscount Valaran, kindly stop hugging me. It is quite improper, like that Foolish American who thought he could fight a Demonic Servant.

I would like some Tea and Biscuits though. Those are the best. We should invite our Lord Lelouch vi BRITANNIA over too.

It is most fine

Absolutely!

As long as he brings no Knightmares with him... and could we get Major Armstrong too?

[Val Halla]

Good! With Val and Val, how can heresy lose?

Because Val is planning to get very drunk in a bit

He might derail his own plans shortly.

I do? Fair enough.

*drinks heavily*

[Valaran]

Because Val is planning to get very drunk in a bit

He might derail his own plans shortly.

I do? Fair enough.

*drinks heavily*

It has to be a joint thing

[Valaran]

I do? Fair enough.

*drinks heavily*

It has to be a joint thing

We can't have on e Val sober and the other inebriated

[Val Halla]

It has to be a joint thing

We can't have on e Val sober and the other inebriated

*hick* I dunno wat ur talkin' about. Am nat drunk.

*falls over*

[New Jordslag]

S-Senpai! *Blushes*

I-I mean, Viscount Valaran, kindly stop hugging me. It is quite improper, like that Foolish American who thought he could fight a Demonic Servant.

I would like some Tea and Biscuits though. Those are the best. We should invite our Lord Lelouch vi BRITANNIA over too.

It is most fine

Absolutely!

As long as he brings no Knightmares with him... and could we get Major Armstrong too?

Naturally. Edward and Alphonose Elric should come too. Although it's not like Alphonose can eat anything...

Riza and Roy should also be invited, as they are very proper, as well as prominent military figures.

Van Hohenheim is somewhat sketchy, while Armstrong's Sister... *sigh*

Don't invite her.

[New Jordslag]

We can't have on e Val sober and the other inebriated

*hick* I dunno wat ur talkin' about. Am nat drunk.

*falls over*

*picks up and kisses while in handsome Human form*

Hello. I am Sebastian, servant of Viscount Valaran.

[Val Halla]

*hick* I dunno wat ur talkin' about. Am nat drunk.

*falls over*

*picks up and kisses while in handsome Human form*

Hello. I am Sebastian, servant of Viscount Valaran.

Huh? Val and Val are the same person, just alter egos.

[New Jordslag]

*picks up and kisses while in handsome Human form*

Hello. I am Sebastian, servant of Viscount Valaran.

Huh? Val and Val are the same person, just alter egos.

No, I am quite afraid you aren't. I would recognize my glorious master if I saw him. You do not look like him, and talk too much like a foolish American besides.

*drops*

[Val Halla]

Huh? Val and Val are the same person, just alter egos.

No, I am quite afraid you aren't. I would recognize my glorious master if I saw him. You do not look like him, and talk too much like a foolish American besides.

*drops*

Me and Val are the same person. Ask him.

[New Jordslag]

No, I am quite afraid you aren't. I would recognize my glorious master if I saw him. You do not look like him, and talk too much like a foolish American besides.

*drops*

Me and Val are the same person. Ask him.

*ravishes you*

Foolish American.

[Val Halla]

Me and Val are the same person. Ask him.

*ravishes you*

Foolish American.

Wrong, sir. I'm not American.

[Valaran]

Me and Val are the same person. Ask him.

*ravishes you*

Foolish American.

Ravishes?

[Valaran]

*ravishes you*

Foolish American.

Wrong, sir. I'm not American.

We are indeed from the same country (right?)

[Val Halla]

Wrong, sir. I'm not American.

We are indeed from the same country (right?)

Yup. East Midlands for me.