The Get Val to Sleep Alliance

[Giliberafta]

wut i was playing, pls ;-;

Dump the tea out then son.

It's like 1777 all over again

yeah nbut thats because the brits were being dicks

dis nu apply

[District XIV]

I sleep about 6 or 7 hours on average

and try to stay up as long as possible

it's a part of my hereticjewlumatiNWOplot

[West Aurelia]

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[Giliberafta]

lel

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nu bad u

[Zunkwentania]

I sleep about 6 or 7 hours on average

and try to stay up as long as possible

it's a part of my hereticjewlumatiNWOplot

You're a true jootron, 14

[Ontorisa]

I sleep about 6 or 7 hours on average

and try to stay up as long as possible

it's a part of my hereticjewlumatiNWOplot

You're a true jootron, 14

#Sleepisfortheweak

[Republic of Vietnam]

*Walks in with a cup of coffee*
Sup...

[New Jordslag]

*Walks in with a cup of coffee*
Sup...

*Walks too close for his comfort and stares into eyes*

How long did YOU sleep?

[New Kvenland]

new pol lel

[Valaran]

new pol lel

looks good

But why is there fab Val option. Remove it!

[New Kvenland]

new pol lel

looks good

But why is there fab Val option. Remove it!

nu

your fabness shall never die

[Val Halla]

^



because its late and I couldn't think of anything witty

You probably can't think of anything witty because you're tired.

You know what helps tiredness?

I know this one!


Cocaine!

[Valaran]

looks good

But why is there fab Val option. Remove it!

nu

your fabness shall never die

But Kven is moar awesome

You probably can't think of anything witty because you're tired.

You know what helps tiredness?

I know this one!


Cocaine!

got it in one

[New Kvenland]

nu

your fabness shall never die

But Kven is moar awesome

thanks

[The GAmeTopians]

Join ma ministry o' spying secrety secrets!

[Valaran]

Join ma ministry o' spying secrety secrets!

*sends message of approval from the DM's office*

[Val Halla]

Is there an RP in the works? Because the madness needs more madness. Something like:


New Kvenland sends it's entire fleet of nuclear submarines, all of which are covered in beds, and tries to run over Valaran. Valaran hadukens Kven's fleet, and the smoking hot secretary gives him a tanker of Martini as a prize for saving the heretics.

[New Kvenland]

Is there an RP in the works? Because the madness needs more madness. Something like:


New Kvenland sends it's entire fleet of nuclear submarines, all of which are covered in beds, and tries to run over Valaran. Valaran hadukens Kven's fleet, and the smoking hot secretary gives him a tanker of Martini as a prize for saving the heretics.

I'm working on it, although the golden rule of the GVtSA RP shall be:

If you're going to godmod, do it as eloquently as possible. For example, General Okersen contemplating bombing Jord with sleeping bags, as opposed to "Kvenland bombs Jordslag with sleeping bags."

[Val Halla]

Is there an RP in the works? Because the madness needs more madness. Something like:


New Kvenland sends it's entire fleet of nuclear submarines, all of which are covered in beds, and tries to run over Valaran. Valaran hadukens Kven's fleet, and the smoking hot secretary gives him a tanker of Martini as a prize for saving the heretics.

I'm working on it, although the golden rule of the GVtSA RP shall be:

If you're going to godmod, do it as eloquently as possible. For example, General Okersen contemplating bombing Jord with sleeping bags, as opposed to "Kvenland bombs Jordslag with sleeping bags."

Sounds fair enough. Am I still allowed the Martini tanker?

[Valaran]

I'm working on it, although the golden rule of the GVtSA RP shall be:

If you're going to godmod, do it as eloquently as possible. For example, General Okersen contemplating bombing Jord with sleeping bags, as opposed to "Kvenland bombs Jordslag with sleeping bags."

Sounds fair enough. Am I still allowed the Martini tanker?

Certainly, we'll be needing celebratory drinks

[The GAmeTopians]

Sounds fair enough. Am I still allowed the Martini tanker?

Certainly, we'll be needing celebratory drinks

The Ministry of Secrety Secrets will provide periscope-shaped shot glasses!

[Valaran]

Certainly, we'll be needing celebratory drinks

The Ministry of Secrety Secrets will provide periscope-shaped shot glasses!

Sweet, you'll get a special invite

[Val Halla]

The Ministry of Secrety Secrets will provide periscope-shaped shot glasses!

Sweet, you'll get a special invite

We should meet in my office! There is all the right stuff there (if ya know what I'm sayin')

[New Jordslag]

I voted everything except Kven is awesome.

[New Jordslag]

Is there an RP in the works? Because the madness needs more madness. Something like:


New Kvenland sends it's entire fleet of nuclear submarines, all of which are covered in beds, and tries to run over Valaran. Valaran hadukens Kven's fleet, and the smoking hot secretary gives him a tanker of Martini as a prize for saving the heretics.

I'm working on it, although the golden rule of the GVtSA RP shall be:

If you're going to godmod, do it as eloquently as possible. For example, General Okersen contemplating bombing Jord with sleeping bags, as opposed to "Kvenland bombs Jordslag with sleeping bags."

As if that would do any damage.

There is a reason Jordslag remains uninvaded. Our very climate tears Armies apart.