The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[Scamvidia]

Ano sighs and sits by the fire

[Morlodania]

"I'm alive."

(Fuck you, Borderlands? Why the hell does the EXP Loader explode WHEN I SHOOT IT?)

(EXPloader. Exploder)

(I KNOW THAT.
WHY DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN I KILL IT, THOUGH?
It has a WHOLE exploding animation, and I shoot it and kill it BEFORE it finishes it.
Fucker STILL explodes. Bullshit.)

[Torrocca]

Most of the interrogation is about a murder of a poor soldier, who was out on patrol the other night. Apparently, the one being interrogated was also on patrol with the slain man.

Well that's boring. she thinks.

Then, probably when Misa's about to wander away, the interrogation shifts over to the thievery of plans, maps, and tons of gold. A man by the name of Xavier Gerard is said to have it, according to the interrogated soldier.

[Westerosii]

Ano sighs and sits by the fire

Ericka sits at a table some distance away.

Well that's boring. she thinks.

Then, probably when Misa's about to wander away, the interrogation shifts over to the thievery of plans, maps, and tons of gold. A man by the name of Xavier Gerard is said to have it, according to the interrogated soldier.

She pauses to listen, but walks away soon after.

[Torrocca]

Ano sighs and sits by the fire

Ericka sits at a table some distance away.

Then, probably when Misa's about to wander away, the interrogation shifts over to the thievery of plans, maps, and tons of gold. A man by the name of Xavier Gerard is said to have it, according to the interrogated soldier.

She pauses to listen, but walks away soon after.

No adventure for gold? ;-;

[Westerosii]

Ericka sits at a table some distance away.


She pauses to listen, but walks away soon after.

No adventure for gold? ;-;

She's not the adventurous type.

But Slade is.

[Torrocca]

No adventure for gold? ;-;

She's not the adventurous type.

But Slade is.

Well, somehow, the information reaches Slade.

[Saurisisia]

"How are you?"

"I'm alive."

(Fuck you, Borderlands? Why the hell does the EXP Loader explode WHEN I SHOOT IT?)

He shrugs. "Good enough for me."

[Scamvidia]

Ano sighs and sits by the fire

Ericka sits at a table some distance away.

Then, probably when Misa's about to wander away, the interrogation shifts over to the thievery of plans, maps, and tons of gold. A man by the name of Xavier Gerard is said to have it, according to the interrogated soldier.

She pauses to listen, but walks away soon after.

He looks at her longingly

[Westerosii]

She's not the adventurous type.

But Slade is.

Well, somehow, the information reaches Slade.

He leaves the bar.

Ericka sits at a table some distance away.


She pauses to listen, but walks away soon after.

He looks at her longingly

She feels a tingle from being watched, and meets his gaze.

[Torrocca]

Well, somehow, the information reaches Slade.

He leaves the bar.

He looks at her longingly

She feels a tingle from being watched, and meets his gaze.

What information he could receive basically pointed him towards the Torroccan military fortress on the outskirts of the town, towards the south. A soldier on horseback races past him, towards the fort.

[Westerosii]

He leaves the bar.


She feels a tingle from being watched, and meets his gaze.

What information he could receive basically pointed him towards the Torroccan military fortress on the outskirts of the town, towards the south. A soldier on horseback races past him, towards the fort.

He flicks his hood up and trudges through the snow, heading that direction.

[Torrocca]

What information he could receive basically pointed him towards the Torroccan military fortress on the outskirts of the town, towards the south. A soldier on horseback races past him, towards the fort.

He flicks his hood up and trudges through the snow, heading that direction.

Once he gets there, he finds a large, armed guard at the gate, who tell him to halt and show some identification. It is clear that the soldier is already inside of the fort.

[Scamvidia]

Well, somehow, the information reaches Slade.

He leaves the bar.

He looks at her longingly

She feels a tingle from being watched, and meets his gaze.

He blushes. "Would you like to come sit by the fire with me..?"

[Morlodania]

"I'm alive."

(Fuck you, Borderlands? Why the hell does the EXP Loader explode WHEN I SHOOT IT?)

He shrugs. "Good enough for me."

"And how are you, my dear Todd?"

[Westerosii]

He flicks his hood up and trudges through the snow, heading that direction.

Once he gets there, he finds a large, armed guard at the gate, who tell him to halt and show some identification. It is clear that the soldier is already inside of the fort.

"Sure." He reaches into his jacket... And pulls a silenced .22 from his jacket. A well-placed bullet drops the guard.

He leaves the bar.


She feels a tingle from being watched, and meets his gaze.

He blushes. "Would you like to come sit by the fire with me..?"

"Umm... Okay." Ericka moves to the couch, sitting a foot away from him.

[Saurisisia]

He shrugs. "Good enough for me."

"And how are you, my dear Todd?"

"Eh, nothing much, just drank a bit while observing the oddities that seem to follow us wherever we go."

[Torrocca]

Once he gets there, he finds a large, armed guard at the gate, who tell him to halt and show some identification. It is clear that the soldier is already inside of the fort.

"Sure." He reaches into his jacket... And pulls a silenced .22 from his jacket. A well-placed bullet drops the guard.

He blushes. "Would you like to come sit by the fire with me..?"

"Umm... Okay." Ericka moves to the couch, sitting a foot away from him.

He obviously falls, dead. Now Slade has to find a way into the fort without getting caught by the megashitton of soldiers inside.

[Westerosii]

"Sure." He reaches into his jacket... And pulls a silenced .22 from his jacket. A well-placed bullet drops the guard.


"Umm... Okay." Ericka moves to the couch, sitting a foot away from him.

He obviously falls, dead. Now Slade has to find a way into the fort without getting caught by the megashitton of soldiers inside.

Slade just steals the guard's clothes and ID. Then he hides the body.

[Morlodania]

"And how are you, my dear Todd?"

"Eh, nothing much, just drank a bit while observing the oddities that seem to follow us wherever we go."

"I bring oddities on purpose."

[Torrocca]

He obviously falls, dead. Now Slade has to find a way into the fort without getting caught by the megashitton of soldiers inside.

Slade just steals the guard's clothes and ID. Then he hides the body.

Well, I would've never thought of that! D:

Anyways, he makes it inside undetected. His new objective, of course, is to either find Mr. Gerard or the soldier on horseback.

[Westerosii]

Slade just steals the guard's clothes and ID. Then he hides the body.

Well, I would've never thought of that! D:

Anyways, he makes it inside undetected. His new objective, of course, is to either find Mr. Gerard or the soldier on horseback.

He sets off, not really sure which way is what.

[Saurisisia]

"Eh, nothing much, just drank a bit while observing the oddities that seem to follow us wherever we go."

"I bring oddities on purpose."

"Makes sense, life can be pretty dull."

[Torrocca]

Well, I would've never thought of that! D:

Anyways, he makes it inside undetected. His new objective, of course, is to either find Mr. Gerard or the soldier on horseback.

He sets off, not really sure which way is what.

The base is, luckily, symmetrical, so it's easier to navigate than one would expect. A soldier on horseback rides by Slade, oblivious to his presence. This is in a near-empty alleyway in the fort.

[Scamvidia]

Once he gets there, he finds a large, armed guard at the gate, who tell him to halt and show some identification. It is clear that the soldier is already inside of the fort.

"Sure." He reaches into his jacket... And pulls a silenced .22 from his jacket. A well-placed bullet drops the guard.

He blushes. "Would you like to come sit by the fire with me..?"

"Umm... Okay." Ericka moves to the couch, sitting a foot away from him.

"Im sorry about earlier.. I just, don't know what to do about everything.." He puts his head in his hands