The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:42 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"I dunno." He passes out.

Alexia passes out with him. Dr. Yeardling snorts.

Adri sighs and sits on the couch. "And that, Aeria, is why you don't drink."

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:44 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Alexia passes out with him. Dr. Yeardling snorts.

Adri sighs and sits on the couch. "And that, Aeria, is why you don't drink."

Dr. Yeardling sits down next to her and pulls out a picture of Prime Minister Lewis for some reason. He just stares at it with a raised eyebrow.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:46 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Adri sighs and sits on the couch. "And that, Aeria, is why you don't drink."

Dr. Yeardling sits down next to her and pulls out a picture of Prime Minister Lewis for some reason. He just stares at it with a raised eyebrow.

She leans over. "... That's a human, yes."

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:48 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Dr. Yeardling sits down next to her and pulls out a picture of Prime Minister Lewis for some reason. He just stares at it with a raised eyebrow.

She leans over. "... That's a human, yes."

He rolls his eyes.
"Thank you Adrisal, I was confused for a second. I thought it was a sentient sandwich."
He crumpled up the picture and threw it into the fire, the Prime Minister's face still grinning as it burned up.

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:49 pm

Ira walks in, carrying her floating suitcase.

She wears a small white bandage on her nasal bridge.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:51 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She leans over. "... That's a human, yes."

He rolls his eyes.
"Thank you Adrisal, I was confused for a second. I thought it was a sentient sandwich."
He crumpled up the picture and threw it into the fire, the Prime Minister's face still grinning as it burned up.

"I would compare him more to a sapient pig, with that shit eating grin."

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:51 pm

Ava Ire wrote:Ira walks in, carrying her floating suitcase.

She wears a small white bandage on her nasal bridge.

Dr. Yeardling didn't notice her and just stared into the fire.

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:52 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He rolls his eyes.
"Thank you Adrisal, I was confused for a second. I thought it was a sentient sandwich."
He crumpled up the picture and threw it into the fire, the Prime Minister's face still grinning as it burned up.

"I would compare him more to a sapient pig, with that shit eating grin."

Dr. Yeardling chuckled at this.

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:53 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:Ira walks in, carrying her floating suitcase.

She wears a small white bandage on her nasal bridge.

Dr. Yeardling didn't notice her and just stared into the fire.

She stands right in front of him, stamping her feet twice to get his attantion.

"AHEM!"

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:54 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Dr. Yeardling didn't notice her and just stared into the fire.

She stands right in front of him, stamping her feet twice to get his attantion.

"AHEM!"

He glared up at her.
"What is it, prole?"

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:58 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:She stands right in front of him, stamping her feet twice to get his attantion.

"AHEM!"

He glared up at her.
"What is it, prole?"

"Look at THIS". She points to the adhesive brace on her nose bridge.

"This is what YOU did! And I'm still pissed off about it!"

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:59 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He glared up at her.
"What is it, prole?"

"Look at THIS". She points to the adhesive brace on her nose bridge.

"This is what YOU did! And I'm still pissed off about it!"

He smirked.
"Well, look at this."
He pointed at his face.
"This is me not giving a fuck."

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:01 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:"Look at THIS". She points to the adhesive brace on her nose bridge.

"This is what YOU did! And I'm still pissed off about it!"

He smirked.
"Well, look at this."
He pointed at his face.
"This is me not giving a fuck."

Ira raises her hand to hit him.

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:02 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He smirked.
"Well, look at this."
He pointed at his face.
"This is me not giving a fuck."

Ira raises her hand to hit him.

He stood up and grabbed it. He twisted it.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:06 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:Ira raises her hand to hit him.

He stood up and grabbed it. He twisted it.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

She shrieks, grabbing his arm in an attempt to push him off.

"Agh! Let go! Let go!"

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:07 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He stood up and grabbed it. He twisted it.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

She shrieks, grabbing his arm in an attempt to push him off.

"Agh! Let go! Let go!"

He pushed her to the ground and let go.
"Fine."

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:12 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:She shrieks, grabbing his arm in an attempt to push him off.

"Agh! Let go! Let go!"

He pushed her to the ground and let go.
"Fine."

Ira sits on the ground, her dress puffed up around her.

She looks up at Dr. Yeardling in total shock, a look of apprehension on her face. [/color]

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:13 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He pushed her to the ground and let go.
"Fine."

[color=#0080FF]Ira sits on the ground, her dress puffed up around her.

She looks up at Dr. Yeardling in total shock, a look of apprehension on her face. [/color]

He simply kicked her in the stomach lightly and sat down.

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:17 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:[color=#0080FF]Ira sits on the ground, her dress puffed up around her.

She looks up at Dr. Yeardling in total shock, a look of apprehension on her face. [/color]

He simply kicked her in the stomach lightly and sat down.

"Oof!"

She keels over. After a minute she gets up, pulling a baton from her suitcase.
"I do not enjoy being abused, thank you!"

Ira charges towards him, slamming her baton into his knee.

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:18 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He simply kicked her in the stomach lightly and sat down.

"Oof!"

She keels over. After a minute she gets up, pulling a baton from her suitcase.
"I do not enjoy being abused, thank you!"

Ira charges towards him, slamming her baton into his knee.

"Ow!"
He held his knee in pain.
"That wasn't needed!"

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:19 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:"Oof!"

She keels over. After a minute she gets up, pulling a baton from her suitcase.
"I do not enjoy being abused, thank you!"

Ira charges towards him, slamming her baton into his knee.

"Ow!"
He held his knee in pain.
"That wasn't needed!"

"Neither was any of that!"

She hits his stomach with the baton, HARD.

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:20 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Ow!"
He held his knee in pain.
"That wasn't needed!"

"Neither was any of that!"

She hits his stomach with the baton, HARD.

"Oooogh!"
He held his stomach and keeled over off of the couch.

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:24 pm

Barboneia wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:"Neither was any of that!"

She hits his stomach with the baton, HARD.

"Oooogh!"
He held his stomach and keeled over off of the couch.

She stands over him, watching with cold disinterest.
Ira nudges his head with her foot.

"Now will you stop abusing me?"

by **Barboneia** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:24 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Oooogh!"
He held his stomach and keeled over off of the couch.

She stands over him, watching with cold disinterest.
Ira nudges his head with her foot.

"Now will you stop abusing me?"

"Unnnngh..... Fine...."
He groaned and sat up.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:26 pm

Adri is leaning over Aeria's shoulder and watching her have a flame war with someone in the Youtube comments.

Aeria looks back. "Can you have this prick killed? Please? It'll be the only time I ever ask for a non-political assassination!"

"He'll burn in hell, I'm sure." She pats her on the head condescendingly and walks off.

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