The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"No idea what that is. I've been picking up on Crusader Kings 2 lately." She loads up a save and shows off a map where Ireland controls the entirety of the British Isles, Norway, chunks of Denmark, and Iceland. "I'm a fuckin' boss!"

He smirked.
"You're something alright."

"... You know, when you say things like that and make that expression at the same time, it really makes it seem like you're flirting. Or maybe I just suck at reading people."

(WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE FUCKING ANTS COME FROM?! IT'S FEBRUARY! IN ALASKA!)

[Ava Ire]

Ira stumbles across the room, knocking over a stool. She falls with it.

CRASH!
"Damn...."

[Chaos Crescent]

Ira stumbles across the room, knocking over a stool. She falls with it.

CRASH!
"Damn...."

Helps her up idly wondering what happened.

'Hello, Blue.'

[Barboneia]

He smirked.
"You're something alright."

"... You know, when you say things like that and make that expression at the same time, it really makes it seem like you're flirting. Or maybe I just suck at reading people."

(WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE FUCKING ANTS COME FROM?! IT'S FEBRUARY! IN ALASKA!)

"I'm not flirting."
He paused.
"I don't think I'm flirting."

Ira stumbles across the room, knocking over a stool. She falls with it.

CRASH!
"Damn...."

Alexi ran over and helped her up.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... You know, when you say things like that and make that expression at the same time, it really makes it seem like you're flirting. Or maybe I just suck at reading people."

(WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE FUCKING ANTS COME FROM?! IT'S FEBRUARY! IN ALASKA!)

"I'm not flirting."
He paused.
"I don't think I'm flirting."

"If you are, stop it."

(Oh good god, somebody get me a fucking flamethrower.)

[Barboneia]

"I'm not flirting."
He paused.
"I don't think I'm flirting."

"If you are, stop it."

(Oh good god, somebody get me a fucking flamethrower.)

He smirked and stared at the computer screen.

[Chaos Crescent]

"I'm not flirting."
He paused.
"I don't think I'm flirting."

"If you are, stop it."

(Oh good god, somebody get me a fucking flamethrower.)

[What are they mutant ants?]

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"If you are, stop it."

(Oh good god, somebody get me a fucking flamethrower.)

He smirked and stared at the computer screen.

It appears that she is currently pillaging the hell out of Sweden, which has torn itself apart in some civil wars.

"If you are, stop it."

(Oh good god, somebody get me a fucking flamethrower.)

[What are they mutant ants?]

(There was a huge fucker the size of my fingernail. It took like ten freaking stabs with a pen to finally put him down. And no, I wasn't missing.)

[Barboneia]

He smirked and stared at the computer screen.

It appears that she is currently pillaging the hell out of Sweden, which has torn itself apart in some civil wars.

[What are they mutant ants?]

(There was a huge fucker the size of my fingernail. It took like ten freaking stabs with a pen to finally put him down. And no, I wasn't missing.)

"The swedes are going to get pissed."

[Chaos Crescent]

He smirked and stared at the computer screen.

It appears that she is currently pillaging the hell out of Sweden, which has torn itself apart in some civil wars.

[What are they mutant ants?]

(There was a huge fucker the size of my fingernail. It took like ten freaking stabs with a pen to finally put him down. And no, I wasn't missing.)

[If I didn't know better I'd say you lived in the jungle. That'll teach the other ants.]

[Ava Ire]

Ira stumbles across the room, knocking over a stool. She falls with it.

CRASH!
"Damn...."

Helps her up idly wondering what happened.

'Hello, Blue.'

"... You know, when you say things like that and make that expression at the same time, it really makes it seem like you're flirting. Or maybe I just suck at reading people."

(WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE FUCKING ANTS COME FROM?! IT'S FEBRUARY! IN ALASKA!)

"I'm not flirting."
He paused.
"I don't think I'm flirting."

Ira stumbles across the room, knocking over a stool. She falls with it.

CRASH!
"Damn...."

Alexi ran over and helped her up.

She staggers.

"Th-thank you.....augh!"
Ira rushes outside, covering her mouth. She hurls.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

It appears that she is currently pillaging the hell out of Sweden, which has torn itself apart in some civil wars.


(There was a huge fucker the size of my fingernail. It took like ten freaking stabs with a pen to finally put him down. And no, I wasn't missing.)

"The swedes are going to get pissed."

"Half of Sweden just rebelled, they're in no position to resist... besides, the fucking pricks kept attacking my territory while I was subjugating the Welsh earlier, and the only way to get rid of Vikings is to cram Christianity down their throats until the Norse religion is destroyed." She sends a few troops to deal with Finnish raiders in Scotland. "You're next, fuckin' Finland!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

It appears that she is currently pillaging the hell out of Sweden, which has torn itself apart in some civil wars.


(There was a huge fucker the size of my fingernail. It took like ten freaking stabs with a pen to finally put him down. And no, I wasn't missing.)

[If I didn't know better I'd say you lived in the jungle. That'll teach the other ants.]

(There's MORE of them! What the fuck?!)

[Ava Ire]

[If I didn't know better I'd say you lived in the jungle. That'll teach the other ants.]

(There's MORE of them! What the fuck?!)

(Do you normally have ants?)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(There's MORE of them! What the fuck?!)

(Do you normally have ants?)

(No. Especially not in winter.)

[Barboneia]

"The swedes are going to get pissed."

"Half of Sweden just rebelled, they're in no position to resist... besides, the fucking pricks kept attacking my territory while I was subjugating the Welsh earlier, and the only way to get rid of Vikings is to cram Christianity down their throats until the Norse religion is destroyed." She sends a few troops to deal with Finnish raiders in Scotland. "You're next, fuckin' Finland!"

He squinted at Finland and raised his glasses.
"....That place has the same geography as Barboneia. And it's in the same place."

[Chaos Crescent]

[
She staggers.

"Th-thank you.....augh!"
Ira rushes outside, covering her mouth. She hurls.

Follows her rubs her back then offers her something to wipe her mouth then water/ginger.

'It'll help a little.'

[If I didn't know better I'd say you lived in the jungle. That'll teach the other ants.]

(There's MORE of them! What the fuck?!)

[Run they have it in for you!]

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Half of Sweden just rebelled, they're in no position to resist... besides, the fucking pricks kept attacking my territory while I was subjugating the Welsh earlier, and the only way to get rid of Vikings is to cram Christianity down their throats until the Norse religion is destroyed." She sends a few troops to deal with Finnish raiders in Scotland. "You're next, fuckin' Finland!"

He squinted at Finland and raised his glasses.
"....That place has the same geography as Barboneia. And it's in the same place."

"Is Barboneia some antiquated name for Finland?" She asks as she promptly puts her character's son on the throne of Sweden, thus putting it under her family's control.

[Barboneia]

He squinted at Finland and raised his glasses.
"....That place has the same geography as Barboneia. And it's in the same place."

"Is Barboneia some antiquated name for Finland?" She asks as she promptly puts her character's son on the throne of Sweden, thus putting it under her family's control.

"...I don't think so."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Is Barboneia some antiquated name for Finland?" She asks as she promptly puts her character's son on the throne of Sweden, thus putting it under her family's control.

"...I don't think so."

"Meh." She declares holy war on the Finns. "They're going down anyways."

[Ava Ire]

[
She staggers.

"Th-thank you.....augh!"
Ira rushes outside, covering her mouth. She hurls.

Follows her rubs her back then offers her something to wipe her mouth then water/ginger.

'It'll help a little.'

She accepts the tokens, wiping her mouth. She drinks the water.

"Sorry.....quite ashamed for you to see me in this dreadful state....heh..."
She steps back from the bushes.

[Barboneia]

"...I don't think so."

"Meh." She declares holy war on the Finns. "They're going down anyways."

"Hm ... That place is called 'Finland'? We Barboneians speak a language called Finnish.."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Meh." She declares holy war on the Finns. "They're going down anyways."

"Hm ... That place is called 'Finland'? We Barboneians speak a language called Finnish.."

"... Are you from the future or some shit?"

[Ava Ire]

(Do you normally have ants?)

(No. Especially not in winter.)

(That's a funny scenario you got going on there! )

[Barboneia]

"Hm ... That place is called 'Finland'? We Barboneians speak a language called Finnish.."

"... Are you from the future or some shit?"

"The current year in Barboneia is 2015 C.E. I don't think so.."