The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:06 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Right. Well, when you become sober you'll learn to regret those words."
He downs half of his bottle.

"Bah, I'm not flirting yet."

"Please don't start. I'm not a fan of dating women 42 years younger then me."

by **Ava Ire** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:07 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:
Ira jumps in shock.

"It's staring at me!"
She hides behind him, clutching his shoulders (i.e digging her nails into his skin).
"You have dragons?!"

'Yes breed with them to. Scarlet how about you change?'

Winces from the nails but otherwise does and says nothing about it. Scarlet changes into a short dark haired woman.

[This better?

Ira walks out towards the "dragon".

"Oh..." She bites her fingers in nervousness, approaching the dark haired woman.
"H-hello...I am Ira...."

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:08 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Bah, I'm not flirting yet."

"Please don't start. I'm not a fan of dating women 42 years younger then me."

"I was jokin'." She starts slurring as she finishes up the drinks.

by **Chaos Crescent** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:08 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Bah, I'm not flirting yet."

"Please don't start. I'm not a fan of dating women 42 years younger then me."

'Yet you have no problem dating guys triple your age.'

Ava Ire wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:'Yes breed with them to. Scarlet how about you change?'

Winces from the nails but otherwise does and says nothing about it. Scarlet changes into a short dark haired woman.

[This better?

Ira walks out towards the "dragon".

"Oh..." She bites her fingers in nervousness, approaching the dark haired woman.
"H-hello...I am Ira...."

[Hello, Ira as you heard I'm Scarlet.

Offers her hand for a kiss or shake.

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:09 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Please don't start. I'm not a fan of dating women 42 years younger then me."

"I was jokin'." She starts slurring as she finishes up the drinks.

"Sure."
He downs the rest of his bottle in a single swig.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:12 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"I was jokin'." She starts slurring as she finishes up the drinks.

"Sure."
He downs the rest of his bottle in a single swig.

She grins widely. "Ya look like a derp too."

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:13 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Sure."
He downs the rest of his bottle in a single swig.

She grins widely. "Ya look like a derp too."

He rolls his eyes.
"I'm sure I do."

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:16 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She grins widely. "Ya look like a derp too."

He rolls his eyes.
"I'm sure I do."

She coughs and slips off of the barstool, stumbling to the couch.

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:16 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He rolls his eyes.
"I'm sure I do."

She coughs and slips off of the barstool, stumbling to the couch.

He follows her, his hands behind his back.
"You really can't hold your whiskey."

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:18 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She coughs and slips off of the barstool, stumbling to the couch.

He follows her, his hands behind his back.
"You really can't hold your whiskey."

"No shit, that's my... first boos evurrr..." She falls flat on her face and laughs.

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:22 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He follows her, his hands behind his back.
"You really can't hold your whiskey."

"No shit, that's my... first boos evurrr..." She falls flat on her face and laughs.

He helps her up and sits her down on the couch.
"Damn."

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:24 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"No shit, that's my... first boos evurrr..." She falls flat on her face and laughs.

He helps her up and sits her down on the couch.
"Damn."

She hiccups. "I dunno what 'yer talking about... I'm havin' a blasht."

by **Ava Ire** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:25 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Please don't start. I'm not a fan of dating women 42 years younger then me."

'Yet you have no problem dating guys triple your age.'

Ava Ire wrote:Ira walks out towards the "dragon".

"Oh..." She bites her fingers in nervousness, approaching the dark haired woman.
"H-hello...I am Ira...."

[Hello, Ira as you heard I'm Scarlet.

Offers her hand for a kiss or shake.

She shakes her hand.

"You are...a dragon?"

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:26 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He helps her up and sits her down on the couch.
"Damn."

She hiccups. "I dunno what 'yer talking about... I'm havin' a blasht."

"I'd be careful if I were you. You might accidently change into something unintentionally."

by **Chaos Crescent** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:27 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:'Yet you have no problem dating guys triple your age.'

[Hello, Ira as you heard I'm Scarlet.

Offers her hand for a kiss or shake.

She shakes her hand.

"You are...a dragon?"

She smiles enough to show her teeth then doesn't show them.

[Yes I am. Never seen a dragon before have you? But then there are place we dragons care not to go.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:27 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She hiccups. "I dunno what 'yer talking about... I'm havin' a blasht."

"I'd be careful if I were you. You might accidently change into something unintentionally."

She sticks her tongue out. "Like whut?"

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:28 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"I'd be careful if I were you. You might accidently change into something unintentionally."

She sticks her tongue out. "Like whut?"

"Like President Taft. Or Prime Minister Lewis. Or a swimsuit model or something. I don't know."

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:29 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She sticks her tongue out. "Like whut?"

"Like President Taft. Or Prime Minister Lewis. Or a swimsuit model or something. I don't know."

"Ich, ich, and... hawt." She laughs and lays down on the couch.

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:31 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Like President Taft. Or Prime Minister Lewis. Or a swimsuit model or something. I don't know."

"Ich, ich, and... hawt." She laughs and lays down on the couch.

He smiles down at her.

by **Ava Ire** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:32 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:She shakes her hand.

"You are...a dragon?"

She smiles enough to show her teeth then doesn't show them.

[Yes I am. Never seen a dragon before have you? But then there are place we dragons care not to go.

Ira bristles at the show of teeth.

"No...I've never seen a dragon before...I'm a Foreign Planets Ambassador, and a management consultant. We don't see any dragons".

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:33 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Ich, ich, and... hawt." She laughs and lays down on the couch.

He smiles down at her.

She hiccups. "Don't look at me like that. S'creepy."

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:34 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He smiles down at her.

She hiccups. "Don't look at me like that. S'creepy."

He shrugs, and sticks his tongue out at her.

by **Chaos Crescent** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:36 pm

Ava Ire wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:She smiles enough to show her teeth then doesn't show them.

[Yes I am. Never seen a dragon before have you? But then there are place we dragons care not to go.

Ira bristles at the show of teeth.

"No...I've never seen a dragon before...I'm a Foreign Planets Ambassador, and a management consultant. We don't see any dragons".

[Really, interesting. Though to be honest we really don't show ourselves to anyone well some of us.

by **TotallyNotEvilLand** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:36 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She hiccups. "Don't look at me like that. S'creepy."

He shrugs, and sticks his tongue out at her.

She swats at it and mumbles.

by **Barboneia** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:37 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He shrugs, and sticks his tongue out at her.

She swats at it and mumbles.

"Ow!"
He rubs his tongue.

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