The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[Barboneia]

"So you're a changeling, right?"

"Yeah. And no, I'm not going to change into Miley Cyrus or whatever celebrity you have a crush on."

He stared blankly at her.
"Who?"

[Chaos Crescent]

'Like you said known universe not multiverse very different. Want to see one?'

Goes outside looking up waiting. A small speak approaches slowly getting bigger then this dragon appears.

'Hi Scarlet.'

{Why'd you call me?

Ira follows him outside.

"GOOD GOD! What the HELL is that!?"

{Ah so she's why you called me.

'That and I thought you'd want a vacation.'

[Hmm I could use one.

The dragon lands into front of her moving her head close.

[I am a dragon.....

[Ava Ire]

Ira follows him outside.

"GOOD GOD! What the HELL is that!?"

{Ah so she's why you called me.

'That and I thought you'd want a vacation.'

[Hmm I could use one.

The dragon lands into front of her moving her head close.

[I am a dragon.....

Ira begins to stutter, her heart racing.

"A d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d..........Wha?!...Buh......You!...

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Yeah. And no, I'm not going to change into Miley Cyrus or whatever celebrity you have a crush on."

He stared blankly at her.
"Who?"

"Nothing. I don't shapeshift on request, though. Really, you know how annoying that gets when someone tries to date you because you can be 'any girl ever'? If you don't like my natural form, fuck off!"

[Barboneia]

He stared blankly at her.
"Who?"

"Nothing. I don't shapeshift on request, though. Really, you know how annoying that gets when someone tries to date you because you can be 'any girl ever'? If you don't like my natural form, fuck off!"

"So it has it's disadvantages then I'm guessing."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Nothing. I don't shapeshift on request, though. Really, you know how annoying that gets when someone tries to date you because you can be 'any girl ever'? If you don't like my natural form, fuck off!"

"So it has it's disadvantages then I'm guessing."

"Yeah. Like people asking you to turn into stupid stuff." She shrugs. "But hey, I can get nearly anywhere."

[Barboneia]

"So it has it's disadvantages then I'm guessing."

"Yeah. Like people asking you to turn into stupid stuff." She shrugs. "But hey, I can get nearly anywhere."

"Hm... So if you wanted to change into this guy.."
He pulled out a picture of the Prime Minister of Barboneia Jeffrey Lewis.
"..You could do it?"

[Chaos Crescent]

Ira begins to stutter, her heart racing.

"A d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d..........Wha?!...Buh......You!...

[Oh do calm down, I wont eat you.

'Not the right thing to say, dear.'

[I suppose.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Yeah. Like people asking you to turn into stupid stuff." She shrugs. "But hey, I can get nearly anywhere."

"Hm... So if you wanted to change into this guy.."
He pulled out a picture of the Prime Minister of Barboneia Jeffrey Lewis.
"..You could do it?"

She leans forward and squints at his picture. "... I guess. But he's a funny-looking fucker."

[Barboneia]

"Hm... So if you wanted to change into this guy.."
He pulled out a picture of the Prime Minister of Barboneia Jeffrey Lewis.
"..You could do it?"

She leans forward and squints at his picture. "... I guess. But he's a funny-looking fucker."

(

)
"Heh, I guess."

[Ava Ire]

Ira begins to stutter, her heart racing.

"A d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d..........Wha?!...Buh......You!...

[Oh do calm down, I wont eat you.

'Not the right thing to say, dear.'

[I suppose.

Ira may cry. She instead chooses to scream.

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She leans forward and squints at his picture. "... I guess. But he's a funny-looking fucker."

(

)
"Heh, I guess."

"Seriously, he's got this doofy as hell expression." She says, leaning away and taking another sip of the whiskey.

[Chaos Crescent]

[Oh do calm down, I wont eat you.

'Not the right thing to say, dear.'

[I suppose.

Ira may cry. She instead chooses to scream.

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"

[Gah damn.

Winces from the screaming and beats wings flying a good deal away.

'Damn you got a set of lungs.'

[Barboneia]

(

)
"Heh, I guess."

"Seriously, he's got this doofy as hell expression." She says, leaning away and taking another sip of the whiskey.

He glares down at the picture.
"He sure looks smug despite turning his country into an authoritarian hellhole."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Seriously, he's got this doofy as hell expression." She says, leaning away and taking another sip of the whiskey.

He glares down at the picture.
"He sure looks smug despite turning his country into an authoritarian hellhole."

"So he's kind of a conceited dick. What a nice guy." She says in a monotone. "At least when the politicians in the US fuck you, they do it with a frown."

[Ava Ire]

Ira may cry. She instead chooses to scream.

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"

[Gah damn.

Winces from the screaming and beats wings flying a good deal away.

'Damn you got a set of lungs.'

Ira stops shrieking. She looks around.

"Huh? It's gone...whew...."
She straightens her hair.

"Where did that dragon come from?!"

[Barboneia]

He glares down at the picture.
"He sure looks smug despite turning his country into an authoritarian hellhole."

"So he's kind of a conceited dick. What a nice guy." She says in a monotone. "At least when the politicians in the US fuck you, they do it with a frown."

"I've seen enough pictures of Taft to know that's true.."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"So he's kind of a conceited dick. What a nice guy." She says in a monotone. "At least when the politicians in the US fuck you, they do it with a frown."

"I've seen enough pictures of Taft to know that's true.."

She snickers. "He was a fat bastard, wasn't he?"

[Chaos Crescent]

[Gah damn.

Winces from the screaming and beats wings flying a good deal away.

'Damn you got a set of lungs.'

Ira stops shrieking. She looks around.

"Huh? It's gone...whew...."
She straightens her hair.

"Where did that dragon come from?!"

'No she around. From my home one of a few thousand maybe more dragons.'

Points at her staring at Blue from near a by destroyed building.

[Barboneia]

"I've seen enough pictures of Taft to know that's true.."

She snickers. "He was a fat bastard, wasn't he?"

"I read that he had such a fat ass they needed to make a special tub that could fit 4 normal sized men in it just for him."

[Ava Ire]

Ira stops shrieking. She looks around.

"Huh? It's gone...whew...."
She straightens her hair.

"Where did that dragon come from?!"

'No she around. From my home one of a few thousand maybe more dragons.'

Points at her staring at Blue from near a by destroyed building.

Ira jumps in shock.

"It's staring at me!"
She hides behind him, clutching his shoulders (i.e digging her nails into his skin).
"You have dragons?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She snickers. "He was a fat bastard, wasn't he?"

"I read that he had such a fat ass they needed to make a special tub that could fit 4 normal sized men in it just for him."

"True. Supposedly." She says. "You're not bad for a guy from somewhere else, you know that?" She takes another sip of the whiskey, teetering lightly. "Or maybe I'm just boozed up."

[Chaos Crescent]

'No she around. From my home one of a few thousand maybe more dragons.'

Points at her staring at Blue from near a by destroyed building.

Ira jumps in shock.

"It's staring at me!"
She hides behind him, clutching his shoulders (i.e digging her nails into his skin).
"You have dragons?!"

'Yes breed with them to. Scarlet how about you change?'

Winces from the nails but otherwise does and says nothing about it. Scarlet changes into a short dark haired woman.

[This better?

[Barboneia]

"I read that he had such a fat ass they needed to make a special tub that could fit 4 normal sized men in it just for him."

"True. Supposedly." She says. "You're not bad for a guy from somewhere else, you know that?" She takes another sip of the whiskey, teetering lightly. "Or maybe I'm just boozed up."

"Right. Well, when you become sober you'll learn to regret those words."
He downs half of his bottle.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"True. Supposedly." She says. "You're not bad for a guy from somewhere else, you know that?" She takes another sip of the whiskey, teetering lightly. "Or maybe I'm just boozed up."

"Right. Well, when you become sober you'll learn to regret those words."
He downs half of his bottle.

"Bah, I'm not flirting yet."