The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[Barboneia]

He smirked.
"Indeed."

"... Yeah. In hindsight I think my vacation money might've been better spent on going to England or something. This place is kind of flat."

"Likely. The town nearly got burnt down because of that one-"
Points to Adri.
"Fighting with her sister. You should've seen it. I didn't, but I saw the aftermath."

[Chaos Crescent]

"... Yeah. In hindsight I think my vacation money might've been better spent on going to England or something. This place is kind of flat."

"Likely. The town nearly got burnt down because of that one-"
Points to Adri.
"Fighting with her sister. You should've seen it. I didn't, but I saw the aftermath."

'I was the only that saw it well actually several others on TVs too.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... Yeah. In hindsight I think my vacation money might've been better spent on going to England or something. This place is kind of flat."

"Likely. The town nearly got burnt down because of that one-"
Points to Adri.
"Fighting with her sister. You should've seen it. I didn't, but I saw the aftermath."

She looks over. "I saw it on the internet. That was some messy stuff."

[Barboneia]

"Likely. The town nearly got burnt down because of that one-"
Points to Adri.
"Fighting with her sister. You should've seen it. I didn't, but I saw the aftermath."

She looks over. "I saw it on the internet. That was some messy stuff."

"Indeed. Don't get on her bad side or who knows what she'll do to you."

[Ava Ire]

She looks over. "I saw it on the internet. That was some messy stuff."

"Indeed. Don't get on her bad side or who knows what she'll do to you."

"What does she do?..."

[Barboneia]

"Indeed. Don't get on her bad side or who knows what she'll do to you."

"What does she do?..."

"Well, for one thing she threatened to rip my eyes out. Not to mention the castration thing.."
He shuddered.
"She can also kill you by screaming in your face."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She looks over. "I saw it on the internet. That was some messy stuff."

"Indeed. Don't get on her bad side or who knows what she'll do to you."

"I sorta figured she'd be dangerous, just judging by the way she went straight-up gangster on her own sister." She shrugs.

"What does she do?..."

"Well, for one thing she threatened to rip my eyes out. Not to mention the castration thing.."
He shuddered.
"She can also kill you by screaming in your face."

Adri pops up behind him. "For the record, it's the toxic smoke that kills you. My screaming is just a touch I like to add."

[Chaos Crescent]

Changes into large fox curls up and takes a nap.

[Barboneia]

"Indeed. Don't get on her bad side or who knows what she'll do to you."

"I sorta figured she'd be dangerous, just judging by the way she went straight-up gangster on her own sister." She shrugs.

"Well, for one thing she threatened to rip my eyes out. Not to mention the castration thing.."
He shuddered.
"She can also kill you by screaming in your face."

Adri pops up behind him. "For the record, it's the toxic smoke that kills you. My screaming is just a touch I like to add."

"AAAAGH!"
He fell forward onto the ground, and glared up at her.
"Please don't do that."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I sorta figured she'd be dangerous, just judging by the way she went straight-up gangster on her own sister." She shrugs.


Adri pops up behind him. "For the record, it's the toxic smoke that kills you. My screaming is just a touch I like to add."

"AAAAGH!"
He fell forward onto the ground, and glared up at her.
"Please don't do that."

She shrugs. "Don't get my abilities wrong." She poofs away.

Aeriah watches her leave. "... That's some fancy shit. Now I definitely want to beat everyone else if that's part of the apprenticeship deal." She looks around. "... Got any poison? Nothing heavy, just enough to send them to the hospital..."

[Barboneia]

"AAAAGH!"
He fell forward onto the ground, and glared up at her.
"Please don't do that."

She shrugs. "Don't get my abilities wrong." She poofs away.

Aeriah watches her leave. "... That's some fancy shit. Now I definitely want to beat everyone else if that's part of the apprenticeship deal." She looks around. "... Got any poison? Nothing heavy, just enough to send them to the hospital..."

"....I'm a doctor, not a poisoner."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She shrugs. "Don't get my abilities wrong." She poofs away.

Aeriah watches her leave. "... That's some fancy shit. Now I definitely want to beat everyone else if that's part of the apprenticeship deal." She looks around. "... Got any poison? Nothing heavy, just enough to send them to the hospital..."

"....I'm a doctor, not a poisoner."

"... Laxatives, at least? Come on, I'm better suited for the apprenticeship than any of those other guys... That and it gives me an excuse to stay out of the states. They just legalized pot in mine and I'd rather not get high just from opening the window."

[Barboneia]

"....I'm a doctor, not a poisoner."

"... Laxatives, at least? Come on, I'm better suited for the apprenticeship than any of those other guys... That and it gives me an excuse to stay out of the states. They just legalized pot in mine and I'd rather not get high just from opening the window."

He throws her a green pill.
"Vomit pill. Used to clear a victim's stomach. You owe me."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... Laxatives, at least? Come on, I'm better suited for the apprenticeship than any of those other guys... That and it gives me an excuse to stay out of the states. They just legalized pot in mine and I'd rather not get high just from opening the window."

He throws her a green pill.
"Vomit pill. Used to clear a victim's stomach. You owe me."

She chops it up with horn and grins evilly. "Thank you."

[Barboneia]

He throws her a green pill.
"Vomit pill. Used to clear a victim's stomach. You owe me."

She chops it up with horn and grins evilly. "Thank you."

He nods.
"I feel I won't hate you like some of the others in this dump."

[Ava Ire]

Ira begins to head inside.

"I'll be indoors...possibly getting drunken...."

[Barboneia]

Ira begins to head inside.

"I'll be indoors...possibly getting drunken...."

Alexi is inside drinking a bottle of vodka.

[Chaos Crescent]

Wakes people sniffing around then sighs.

'Don't smell her.'

[Barboneia]

Wakes people sniffing around then sighs.

'Don't smell her.'

Alexi throws a bottle of vodka at his head.

[Ava Ire]

Ira begins to head inside.

"I'll be indoors...possibly getting drunken...."

Alexi is inside drinking a bottle of vodka.

She notices Alexi.

"And who might you be, stranger?" She asks warmly.

[Chaos Crescent]

Wakes people sniffing around then sighs.

'Don't smell her.'

Alexi throws a bottle of vodka at his head.

Catches the bottle in mouth and crushes it.

[Barboneia]

Alexi is inside drinking a bottle of vodka.

She notices Alexi.

"And who might you be, stranger?" She asks warmly.

He smiles at her.
"I'm Captain Alexi Volga, Greater Barboneian Air Force. I spend my time here getting drunk. And nearly being beaten to death."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She chops it up with horn and grins evilly. "Thank you."

He nods.
"I feel I won't hate you like some of the others in this dump."

"What an honor." She says, pretending to be proud.

[Ava Ire]

She notices Alexi.

"And who might you be, stranger?" She asks warmly.

He smiles at her.
"I'm Captain Alexi Volga, Greater Barboneian Air Force. I spend my time here getting drunk. And nearly being beaten to death."

"Ah...another Barboneian, eh? I'm Ira."

She pulls a bottle of black colored liquor out of her floating suitcase, and sits near Alexi.
"I also like drinking. Especially on days like today..."
Ira sighs...

[Barboneia]

He nods.
"I feel I won't hate you like some of the others in this dump."

"What an honor." She says, pretending to be proud.

"You might want to work on your sarcasm, however. Would you like me to buy you a drink? Don't worry, I'm not trying to get into you pants. I'm already with someone."