The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[Chaos Crescent]

Dives in turns around, shooting a few times, a dull thud then nothing.

'Damn mutants.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I'm taking apprentices. For reasons."

"To be your successor I'm guessing?"

"No. Just for the company." She mutters.

Saren comes in like a wrecking ball.

Adri is sitting at a booth outside as a bunch of people of varying species appear to be applying for something.

Ira approaches, looking in interest.

"What is this here?", she inquires.

"I'm taking applicants to be my apprentice, get an idea of how the empire is supposed to work, exactly."

[Barboneia]

"To be your successor I'm guessing?"

"No. Just for the company." She mutters.

Ira approaches, looking in interest.

"What is this here?", she inquires.

"I'm taking applicants to be my apprentice, get an idea of how the empire is supposed to work, exactly."

He smirked.
"What kind of company?"

[Ava Ire]

"No. Just for the company." She mutters.


"I'm taking applicants to be my apprentice, get an idea of how the empire is supposed to work, exactly."

He smirked.
"What kind of company?"

Ira listens, intent on hearing Adri's response.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"No. Just for the company." She mutters.


"I'm taking applicants to be my apprentice, get an idea of how the empire is supposed to work, exactly."

He smirked.
"What kind of company?"

She frowns. "If you're seriously implying I'd date my apprentices I'm going to blind you."

[Barboneia]

He smirked.
"What kind of company?"

She frowns. "If you're seriously implying I'd date my apprentices I'm going to blind you."

He pointed to his left eye which was a slightly darker grey color then the other.
"I've already been blind in one eye once in my life, thank you."

[Chaos Crescent]

He smirked.
"What kind of company?"

She frowns. "If you're seriously implying I'd date my apprentices I'm going to blind you."

'Course he is. If not blind him anyway.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She frowns. "If you're seriously implying I'd date my apprentices I'm going to blind you."

He pointed to his left eye which was a slightly darker grey color then the other.
"I've already been blind in one eye once in my life, thank you."

She smiles politely. "I mean the old Byzantine style of blinding where I take your eyes out."

[Ava Ire]

He smirked.
"What kind of company?"

She frowns. "If you're seriously implying I'd date my apprentices I'm going to blind you."

"What kind of empire? Or company?"

Ira brushes her hair from her face.

[Barboneia]

He pointed to his left eye which was a slightly darker grey color then the other.
"I've already been blind in one eye once in my life, thank you."

She smiles politely. "I mean the old Byzantine style of blinding where I take your eyes out."

He smirked.
"I'll have to pass. The people of Tinell might be disturbed to know their Surgeon General is a 60 year old man with the body of a 25 year old who's blind."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She frowns. "If you're seriously implying I'd date my apprentices I'm going to blind you."

"What kind of empire? Or company?"

Ira brushes her hair from her face.

"The recently formed Holy Tinellian Empire. And a friend."

She smiles politely. "I mean the old Byzantine style of blinding where I take your eyes out."

He smirked.
"I'll have to pass. The people of Tinell might be disturbed to know their Surgeon General is a 60 year old man with the body of a 25 year old who's blind."

"Their empress is a 12,000 year old priestess with the body of an eight year old who is missing an eye and pukes up toxic smoke. I think they could handle that."

[Barboneia]

"What kind of empire? Or company?"

Ira brushes her hair from her face.

"The recently formed Holy Tinellian Empire. And a friend."

He smirked.
"I'll have to pass. The people of Tinell might be disturbed to know their Surgeon General is a 60 year old man with the body of a 25 year old who's blind."

"Their empress is a 12,000 year old priestess with the body of an eight year old who is missing an eye and pukes up toxic smoke. I think they could handle that."

He chuckled.
"Good point indeed. But I'll still pass. Besides, I wouldn't be able to see Ven's amazing butt anymore."

[Ava Ire]

"What kind of empire? Or company?"

Ira brushes her hair from her face.

"The recently formed Holy Tinellian Empire. And a friend."

He smirked.
"I'll have to pass. The people of Tinell might be disturbed to know their Surgeon General is a 60 year old man with the body of a 25 year old who's blind."

"Their empress is a 12,000 year old priestess with the body of an eight year old who is missing an eye and pukes up toxic smoke. I think they could handle that."

"Hmm, a holy empire, you say?..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"The recently formed Holy Tinellian Empire. And a friend."


"Their empress is a 12,000 year old priestess with the body of an eight year old who is missing an eye and pukes up toxic smoke. I think they could handle that."

He chuckled.
"Good point indeed. But I'll still pass. Besides, I wouldn't be able to see Ven's amazing butt anymore."

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."

"The recently formed Holy Tinellian Empire. And a friend."


"Their empress is a 12,000 year old priestess with the body of an eight year old who is missing an eye and pukes up toxic smoke. I think they could handle that."

"Hmm, a holy empire, you say?..."

"Yes. A very laid-back theocracy. Arkchilism is pretty lax when it comes to forcing the religion on people." She grin lightly. "Of course, I'll quite happily castrate anyone who attacks my followers."

[Barboneia]

He chuckled.
"Good point indeed. But I'll still pass. Besides, I wouldn't be able to see Ven's amazing butt anymore."

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."

"Yeah. You wouldn't be able to appreciate some of the people who come here's fine hindquarters."

[Chaos Crescent]

"The recently formed Holy Tinellian Empire. And a friend."


"Their empress is a 12,000 year old priestess with the body of an eight year old who is missing an eye and pukes up toxic smoke. I think they could handle that."

"Hmm, a holy empire, you say?..."

'Hmm...'

He chuckled.
"Good point indeed. But I'll still pass. Besides, I wouldn't be able to see Ven's amazing butt anymore."

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."

'But you already stare at asses....'

[Ava Ire]

He chuckled.
"Good point indeed. But I'll still pass. Besides, I wouldn't be able to see Ven's amazing butt anymore."

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."

"Hmm, a holy empire, you say?..."

"Yes. A very laid-back theocracy. Arkchilism is pretty lax when it comes to forcing the religion on people." She grin lightly. "Of course, I'll quite happily castrate anyone who attacks my followers."

Ira almost scoffs.

"That sounds perfectly HORRID... No thank you..."

[Barboneia]

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."


"Yes. A very laid-back theocracy. Arkchilism is pretty lax when it comes to forcing the religion on people." She grin lightly. "Of course, I'll quite happily castrate anyone who attacks my followers."

Ira almost scoffs.

"That sounds perfectly HORRID... No thank you..."

"I have to agree with you, Ira."
He snorts.
"My home country may execute people for speaking against the government, but we don't resort to castration.."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."

"Yeah. You wouldn't be able to appreciate some of the people who come here's fine hindquarters."

"... Meh."

Ira almost scoffs.

"That sounds perfectly HORRID... No thank you..."

"I have to agree with you, Ira."
He snorts.
"My home country may execute people for speaking against the government, but we don't resort to castration.."

"Oh, as if executing is so much better. Besides, you don't think terrorists should receive punishment?"

She winces. "Ew. I don't understand sexual fascination in the slightest... Though maybe it's because I never hit that age where one would be interested in staring at asses."


"Yes. A very laid-back theocracy. Arkchilism is pretty lax when it comes to forcing the religion on people." She grin lightly. "Of course, I'll quite happily castrate anyone who attacks my followers."

Ira almost scoffs.

"That sounds perfectly HORRID... No thank you..."

"I'm just fucking with you."

[Barboneia]

"Yeah. You wouldn't be able to appreciate some of the people who come here's fine hindquarters."

"... Meh."

"I have to agree with you, Ira."
He snorts.
"My home country may execute people for speaking against the government, but we don't resort to castration.."

"Oh, as if executing is so much better. Besides, you don't think terrorists should receive punishment?"

Ira almost scoffs.

"That sounds perfectly HORRID... No thank you..."

"I'm just fucking with you."

"I find it funny how you complain about how barbaric and horrible humans such as myself are, yet you encourage castration as a punishment."

[Ava Ire]

"Yeah. You wouldn't be able to appreciate some of the people who come here's fine hindquarters."

"... Meh."

"I have to agree with you, Ira."
He snorts.
"My home country may execute people for speaking against the government, but we don't resort to castration.."

"Oh, as if executing is so much better. Besides, you don't think terrorists should receive punishment?"

Ira almost scoffs.

"That sounds perfectly HORRID... No thank you..."

"I'm just fucking with you."

"Oh".

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... Meh."

"Oh, as if executing is so much better. Besides, you don't think terrorists should receive punishment?"


"I'm just fucking with you."

"I find it funny how you complain about how barbaric and horrible humans such as myself are, yet you encourage castration as a punishment."

"Meh. I'm fuckin' with you." She says plainly as the line finally starts to thin out. "Oh, finally... I'm going to spend the rest of the night going through these at this rate."

[Barboneia]

"I find it funny how you complain about how barbaric and horrible humans such as myself are, yet you encourage castration as a punishment."

"Meh. I'm fuckin' with you." She says plainly as the line finally starts to thin out. "Oh, finally... I'm going to spend the rest of the night going through these at this rate."

He leans against the booth with his arms folded and glares at those in the line.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Meh. I'm fuckin' with you." She says plainly as the line finally starts to thin out. "Oh, finally... I'm going to spend the rest of the night going through these at this rate."

He leans against the booth with his arms folded and glares at those in the line.

The last person in the line, a young changeling returns his glare, making a ridiculous expression towards him as she fills out the application.

[Barboneia]

He leans against the booth with his arms folded and glares at those in the line.

The last person in the line, a young changeling returns his glare, making a ridiculous expression towards him as she fills out the application.

He rolls his eyes.