Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. V

[Gajra]

“Humanity has no ‘privilege’ to do anything in the grand scheme of the decaying and dying universe. Humans are vile sacs of organs and waste, defying the natural pecking order of Mother Earth and thinking that they are supreme because of it.

The only privilege Humanity has is to die a peaceful death is the entropy of the dying world.”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, Gajran nihilist philosopher.

"3edge5me not enough 'homosexualisms'/10"

-Shitposter

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"Frenkish citizens have rights overseas, and they shall not be infringed upon, because everyone knows how we respond to such. Only at home could you consider them 'privileges'."

-Francis Levine

"wat teh fak did u just say about vajinagay, u litl shit?"

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— Shitposter on a Gajran Philosophy board.

[Estainia]

"What a bleak and dreary existence his must have been, sitting beyond the red-gold walls of that gilded and impregnable cage, never to escape, never to hear the sounds of the outside world, never to realise the universe was bigger than those halls. Very sad, honestly." - Cornelius A. Maximilian

[Gajra]

“I had met Hitler at the young age of 20, in 1939. From that day on, I knew that the Allies would conjure up lies about him that weren't true. Whether you praised his policies or despised his actions, he would go on to lead a superpower that could have taken on the entire world, if let alone to prosper.”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, Gajran nihilist philosopher, at 96 years old.

[Confederation of Common Sense]

"Greater Mackonian Logic: All foreigners are ISIS Terrorists.
Common Sensean Logic: All foreigners increase our Tourism revenue.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, which is more logical?"
- Josh Drake

[Great Manchukuo]

"What a bleak and dreary existence his must have been, sitting beyond the red-gold walls of that gilded and impregnable cage, never to escape, never to hear the sounds of the outside world, never to realise the universe was bigger than those halls. Very sad, honestly." - Cornelius A. Maximilian

"The sounds float in just fine, the walls are not that high." - The Current Empress

[Allancia]

"Greater Mackonian Logic: All foreigners are ISIS Terrorists.
Common Sensean Logic: All foreigners increase our Tourism revenue.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, which is more logical?"
- Josh Drake

"That Josh Drake has no idea what he's talking about?
Got heem!"

-Public orator and audience member

[Confederation of Common Sense]

"Greater Mackonian Logic: All foreigners are ISIS Terrorists.
Common Sensean Logic: All foreigners increase our Tourism revenue.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, which is more logical?"
- Josh Drake

"That Josh Drake has no idea what he's talking about?
Got heem!"

-Public orator and audience member

"No, that YOU have no idea what you're talking about, and of course that your wife blew me last week. "
- Josh Drake

[Allancia]

"That Josh Drake has no idea what he's talking about?
Got heem!"

-Public orator and audience member

"No, that YOU have no idea what you're talking about, and of course that your wife blew me last week. "
- Josh Drake

"Jokes on you scrub, 'cause I'm not married. Marriage is banned under the State."

-Same orator, in the Confederation of Common Sense

[New Frenco Empire]

“I had met Hitler at the young age of 20, in 1939. From that day on, I knew that the Allies would conjure up lies about him that weren't true. Whether you praised his policies or despised his actions, he would go on to lead a superpower that could have taken on the entire world, if let alone to prosper.”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, Gajran nihilist philosopher, at 96 years old.

"Sure, if you ignore his policies of expanding beyond Germany's means and poor leadership that led to war with not one, but two superpowers that could (and eventually did) wipe the floor with him. It wasn't the Soviet Union or the United States that was Nazi Germany's undoing. It was Hitler himself."

-Ygritte Kline

[Confederation of Common Sense]

"No, that YOU have no idea what you're talking about, and of course that your wife blew me last week. "
- Josh Drake

"Jokes on you scrub, 'cause I'm not married. Marriage is banned under the State."

-Same orator, in the Confederation of Common Sense

"*A ton of diarrhea suddenly spills upon the orator*"

"You walked right into the trap, moron, now the joke's on YOU!"
- Josh Drake

[Barboneia]

"The fact that they're somehow able to godmod in a quote thread of all places truly shows what we're dealing with here."-Muri Komaleski, Barboneian ambassador.

[Allancia]

"Jokes on you scrub, 'cause I'm not married. Marriage is banned under the State."

-Same orator, in the Confederation of Common Sense

"*A ton of diarrhea suddenly spills upon the orator*"

"You walked right into the trap, moron, now the joke's on YOU!"
- Josh Drake

OOC: This is why no one likes to talk to you, you realize this?

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"How ironic that a breadmaker can not eat food for his stomach ulcers."

-Analyst for the agricultural ministry

[Auzkhia]

"We have two rules here, no Godmod and no Godwin's."
-The Bureaucrat

[White Sun]

... Must we always get ridiculous on the last pages? It gets us yelled at.

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"I am 'humbly' requesting that the Takeda Daimyo go fuck himself, I had no interest in lands or titles, these idiots named me headman without my consent, but to hell if I'm going to let some mere warlord come along and fuck up the village I've been protecting on and off again for going on over half a century now." - Taisho Sato*, 1568

*Same one from the throw-away quote from before, yeah.

[Wisconsin9]

“I had met Hitler at the young age of 20, in 1939. From that day on, I knew that the Allies would conjure up lies about him that weren't true. Whether you praised his policies or despised his actions, he would go on to lead a superpower that could have taken on the entire world, if let alone to prosper.”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, Gajran nihilist philosopher, at 96 years old.

"Sure, if you ignore his policies of expanding beyond Germany's means and poor leadership that led to war with not one, but two superpowers that could (and eventually did) wipe the floor with him. It wasn't the Soviet Union or the United States that was Nazi Germany's undoing. It was Hitler himself."

-Ygritte Kline

It's like a problem in physics class: as long as you exclude all the things you're told to exclude it works fine, but the split second you try it in the real world it falls on its face and probably explodes.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

[Gajra]

“I had met Hitler at the young age of 20, in 1939. From that day on, I knew that the Allies would conjure up lies about him that weren't true. Whether you praised his policies or despised his actions, he would go on to lead a superpower that could have taken on the entire world, if let alone to prosper.”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, Gajran nihilist philosopher, at 96 years old.

"Sure, if you ignore his policies of expanding beyond Germany's means and poor leadership that led to war with not one, but two superpowers that could (and eventually did) wipe the floor with him. It wasn't the Soviet Union or the United States that was Nazi Germany's undoing. It was Hitler himself."

-Ygritte Kline

“The United States would never had went to war and actually land troops if it weren't Germany's hasty alliance with the Japanese. Stalin also is accounted for not having plans to invade Nazi Germany.

America did not contribute in the European Theatre until the Soviets were having their way with the Nazis after Operation Barbarossa. No, I could have believed one superpower, but not two; since the United States most likely would have never intervened, following the war hysteria after World War I. ”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, Gajran nihilist philosopher, at 96 years old.

[Fatatatutti]

"There are very few places on earth with security so tight that we can't sneak a few troops in under cover of darkness. We might not be able to invade them openly but a quick in-and-out is simple enough."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina, indirectly referring to the activities of Raiding Force, which she helped to organize, and similar units

[Allancia]

... Must we always get ridiculous on the last pages? It gets us yelled at.

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"I am 'humbly' requesting that the Takeda Daimyo go fuck himself, I had no interest in lands or titles, these idiots named me headman without my consent, but to hell if I'm going to let some mere warlord come along and fuck up the village I've been protecting on and off again for going on over half a century now." - Taisho Sato*, 1568

*Same one from the throw-away quote from before, yeah.

OOC: First Multifarity, now this guy. I think you've spotted a trend.

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"For miles and miles around, there is nothing to see but snow and rocks. Camps dot the landscape, smoke rising from them. To the naked eye, they may seem like innocent mines. But to the people inside of them, they are most certainly not."

-Account of forced labor camps in occupied Newfoundland

[Auroya]

"Ah yes, the power of apologism truly is amazing in its ability to change history entirely."

--- Curtis Archer

[Gajra]

... Must we always get ridiculous on the last pages? It gets us yelled at.

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"I am 'humbly' requesting that the Takeda Daimyo go fuck himself, I had no interest in lands or titles, these idiots named me headman without my consent, but to hell if I'm going to let some mere warlord come along and fuck up the village I've been protecting on and off again for going on over half a century now." - Taisho Sato*, 1568

*Same one from the throw-away quote from before, yeah.

OOC: First Multifarity, now this guy. I think you've spotted a trend.

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"For miles and miles around, there is nothing to see but snow and rocks. Camps dot the landscape, smoke rising from them. To the naked eye, they may seem like innocent mines. But to the people inside of them, they are most certainly not."

-Account of forced labor camps in occupied Newfoundland

You argued with Mutlifarity? hue

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“Liberals can never answer how liberalism itself affects cultures apathetic to it.”

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— A post on a thread on Gajchan.

[Auroya]

"Sorry sir, but if it is a part of the Auroyan realm, liberalism is absolutely non-negotiable there. You're fresh out of luck; try a less developed country somewhere."

--- Curtis Archer

[Gajra]

“Death and destruction isn't psychopathic in itself. It is a natural order.”

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— Vijay J. M. Suraj, nihilist philosopher and General of his own Militia, the Suraji Militia Corps.

[Auroya]

"Look, the universe tries to kill anything that tries to explore it. If this was designed it was a bad rushed job."

--- Evangeline Monty

[The Andromeda Confederation]

"The universe is a rough draft by the Artisan. Our job is to finish it."

-Common Dagdinist proverb

[Barboneia]

"So this country is basically my country if it were totalitarian and everyone was also English and Russian, while also using 1960's Cold War Russian military weaponry?"

"...Yeah, pretty much."-A Finnish tourist and a Barboneian chav citizen.