TET: We Are Violet Below The Mud

[Arcturus Novus]

Hey children and grown-ass people.

[Kannap]

Hey children and grown-ass people.

What of those who fare in between the couch cushions?

[DesAnges]

Good news. I couldn't survive another second.

Spill.

Sarcasm.

[Dumb Ideologies]

So who are you guys, describe yourself, interests, do what you want, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, let's be friends.

Oh herro Mr FBI agent.

[Kannap]

Spill.

Sarcasm.

What?

[Kannap]

So who are you guys, describe yourself, interests, do what you want, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, let's be friends.

Oh herro Mr FBI agent.

I knew that that pink suit was a cover up!

[DesAnges]

So who are you guys, describe yourself, interests, do what you want, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, let's be friends.

Oh herro Mr FBI agent.

Do you own the City Wok?

[Lordieth]

Spill.

Sarcasm.

Ah yes. Good old deadpan British humour.

[Kannap]

Sarcasm.

Ah yes. Good old deadpan British humour.

Only the deadest and the panniest.

[Lordieth]

Ah yes. Good old deadpan British humour.

Only the deadest and the panniest.

We're also incredibly ironic.

[DesAnges]

Ah yes. Good old deadpan British humour.

Only the deadest and the panniest.

LISTER: How do we stop it? Isn't there something we can do?
KRYTEN: I'm afraid not, sir. All mechanoids are supplied with a built-in expiry date. Well, if we lasted forever, how would the manufacturers sell the latest models?
LISTER: I can't believe it.
KRYTEN: Oh, don't be distressed, sir. I've lived a long and relatively interesting life. The only truly terrible thing is that, as my adopted owner, you have to die with me.
LISTER: ... you what?!
KRYTEN: Joke. Deadpan mode.

[Kiruri]

Downloading apps is like crack. Just one more hit.

Also got one that turns my photos into cartoons.

OMG for realz? Tell me please?

[Lordieth]

Only the deadest and the panniest.

LISTER: How do we stop it? Isn't there something we can do?
KRYTEN: I'm afraid not, sir. All mechanoids are supplied with a built-in expiry date. Well, if we lasted forever, how would the manufacturers sell the latest models?
LISTER: I can't believe it.
KRYTEN: Oh, don't be distressed, sir. I've lived a long and relatively interesting life. The only truly terrible thing is that, as my adopted owner, you have to die with me.
LISTER: ... you what?!
KRYTEN: Joke. Deadpan mode.

Dimitri Martin is the only Amercian comic I've seen do it well.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Also got one that turns my photos into cartoons.

OMG for realz? Tell me please?

Let me get you the name of the app.

Paper Camera.

[Kiruri]

Only the deadest and the panniest.

LISTER: How do we stop it? Isn't there something we can do?
KRYTEN: I'm afraid not, sir. All mechanoids are supplied with a built-in expiry date. Well, if we lasted forever, how would the manufacturers sell the latest models?
LISTER: I can't believe it.
KRYTEN: Oh, don't be distressed, sir. I've lived a long and relatively interesting life. The only truly terrible thing is that, as my adopted owner, you have to die with me.
LISTER: ... you what?!
KRYTEN: Joke. Deadpan mode.

:I

I don't get it...

[DesAnges]

LISTER: How do we stop it? Isn't there something we can do?
KRYTEN: I'm afraid not, sir. All mechanoids are supplied with a built-in expiry date. Well, if we lasted forever, how would the manufacturers sell the latest models?
LISTER: I can't believe it.
KRYTEN: Oh, don't be distressed, sir. I've lived a long and relatively interesting life. The only truly terrible thing is that, as my adopted owner, you have to die with me.
LISTER: ... you what?!
KRYTEN: Joke. Deadpan mode.

Dimitri Martin is the only Amercian comic I've seen do it well.

Rich Hall is incredible at it.

Stewart Francis too, but he's Canadian.

[Kiruri]

OMG for realz? Tell me please?

Let me get you the name of the app.

Paper Camera.

Aw poo... I already knew that one. I didn't like it cus it wasn't as cartoony as I'd expect. I want something that will make me a cartoon, like your friend and you.

[The united states of Saints]

LISTER: How do we stop it? Isn't there something we can do?
KRYTEN: I'm afraid not, sir. All mechanoids are supplied with a built-in expiry date. Well, if we lasted forever, how would the manufacturers sell the latest models?
LISTER: I can't believe it.
KRYTEN: Oh, don't be distressed, sir. I've lived a long and relatively interesting life. The only truly terrible thing is that, as my adopted owner, you have to die with me.
LISTER: ... you what?!
KRYTEN: Joke. Deadpan mode.

:I

I don't get it...

Im completely lost

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Let me get you the name of the app.

Paper Camera.

Aw poo... I already knew that one. I didn't like it cus it wasn't as cartoony as I'd expect. I want something that will make me a cartoon, like your friend and you.

That's Bitstrips. And you can get an app for your Android device. I have it.

[Lordieth]

Dimitri Martin is the only Amercian comic I've seen do it well.

Rich Hall is incredible at it.

Stewart Francis too, but he's Canadian.

I love Stewart Francis' one liners.

[Kiruri]

Aw poo... I already knew that one. I didn't like it cus it wasn't as cartoony as I'd expect. I want something that will make me a cartoon, like your friend and you.

That's Bitstrips. And you can get an app for your Android device. I have it.

Bitstrips? Ah, I didn't know about that. Interesting and cool! ^.^ I'll search the store. Tanks a bunch, Nana

[Wretched Sinner]

I'm not a minion.

Exactly what a minion would say if a minion wanted you to think they weren't a minion.

-.-

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's Bitstrips. And you can get an app for your Android device. I have it.

Bitstrips? Ah, I didn't know about that. Interesting and cool! ^.^ I'll search the store. Tanks a bunch, Nana

You're welcome, dear.

[Kiruri]

Bitstrips? Ah, I didn't know about that. Interesting and cool! ^.^ I'll search the store. Tanks a bunch, Nana

You're welcome, dear.

Is it possible for a little Kiruri-Nanatsu no tiki comic?

[DesAnges]

:I

I don't get it...

Im completely lost

You should both watch Red Dwarf.

Rich Hall is incredible at it.

Stewart Francis too, but he's Canadian.

I love Stewart Francis' one liners.

He's good but I prefer Milton Jones.