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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:41 am

Lordieth wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:√ Ginger
√ Drives great
√ Loves animals
√ Probably fertile
√ Pizza

All in all I am the best girl on earth.


Next time you meet a boy you like, just list those points, and you're done.

Gr8 because Monday I start working at the other store and there is a really cute boy there but I have to lure him away from his boyfriend
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Postby Lordieth » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:42 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Next time you meet a boy you like, just list those points, and you're done.

Gr8 because Monday I start working at the other store and there is a really cute boy there but I have to lure him away from his boyfriend


Does he swing both ways? Or are you hoping the fun will be in finding out?
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Postby The united states of Saints » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:43 am

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The united states of Saints wrote:Bold claim, but a huge chance of that being true :)

Ok you know what I am so mad though
Like day in and day out I get guys (and ladies~) flirting with me right
I can fuck p much anyone I want to fuck
But??? All the people that I like are the ones who are like "oh no thank u"

Sadness ensues and guilt being I would be one to say "oh no thank you"
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:43 am

Lordieth wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Gr8 because Monday I start working at the other store and there is a really cute boy there but I have to lure him away from his boyfriend


Does he swing both ways? Or are you hoping the fun will be in finding out?

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Postby Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:44 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Next time you meet a boy you like, just list those points, and you're done.

Gr8 because Monday I start working at the other store and there is a really cute boy there but I have to lure him away from his boyfriend

Make love to him without warning.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:44 am

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Postby Wretched Sinner » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:48 am

Who would've thought that a lava lamp could effect one's sleep so much. >.<
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Postby Lordieth » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:49 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Does he swing both ways? Or are you hoping the fun will be in finding out?

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I think it's your doors you want him smashing through.
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Postby The united states of Saints » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:50 am

Wretched Sinner wrote:Who would've thought that a lava lamp could effect one's sleep so much. >.<

I did because it reminds me of hippies
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:51 am

Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Gr8 because Monday I start working at the other store and there is a really cute boy there but I have to lure him away from his boyfriend

Make love to him without warning.

He stands at the cut table, waiting for the next pizza to come out of the oven. There is a delivery waiting on it, time is of the essence. Suddenly, just before it peaks it's crust into the open air, he feels something in his nether regions. He looks down. It is me. I am not subtle.
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My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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Postby Wretched Sinner » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:51 am

The united states of Saints wrote:
Wretched Sinner wrote:Who would've thought that a lava lamp could effect one's sleep so much. >.<

I did because it reminds me of hippies

I'm saying that I guess I was used to staring at my lava lamp until I fell asleep, then the bulb went out, and the two nights without the lamp I only slept 1-2 hours. Now I have a bulb for it, and I can sleep fine. >.<
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:53 am

Lordieth wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Image


I think it's your doors you want him smashing through.

damn straight
Or, damn bi, whichever works best I guess
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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Postby The united states of Saints » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:54 am

Wretched Sinner wrote:
The united states of Saints wrote:I did because it reminds me of hippies

I'm saying that I guess I was used to staring at my lava lamp until I fell asleep, then the bulb went out, and the two nights without the lamp I only slept 1-2 hours. Now I have a bulb for it, and I can sleep fine. >.<

Wierd i thought you couldnt sleep because it was on
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Postby Wretched Sinner » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:55 am

The united states of Saints wrote:
Wretched Sinner wrote:I'm saying that I guess I was used to staring at my lava lamp until I fell asleep, then the bulb went out, and the two nights without the lamp I only slept 1-2 hours. Now I have a bulb for it, and I can sleep fine. >.<

Wierd i thought you couldnt sleep because it was on

Nope.
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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:56 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Kiruri wrote:An ashtray made of pizza? Hmm.....

I'm a pizza delivery babe. All of my possessions smell like pizza. I'm pretty sure if a guy went down on me he would come back up with pepperoni breath.

That's not where you're supposed to put the pizza to keep it warm.
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Postby Lordieth » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:59 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I think it's your doors you want him smashing through.

damn straight
Or, damn bi, whichever works best I guess


You'll soon find out, I'm sure.
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Postby Stormwind-City » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:59 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I'm a pizza delivery babe. All of my possessions smell like pizza. I'm pretty sure if a guy went down on me he would come back up with pepperoni breath.

That's not where you're supposed to put the pizza to keep it warm.

What is it with you and putting attractive women in your flag? Are you trying to distract people from reading your posts?
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Postby Kiruri » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:04 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Kiruri wrote:An ashtray made of pizza? Hmm.....

I'm a pizza delivery babe. All of my possessions smell like pizza. I'm pretty sure if a guy went down on me he would come back up with pepperoni breath.

Eeeeww :P
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Postby Kiruri » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:06 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I think it's your doors you want him smashing through.

damn straight
Or, damn bi, whichever works best I guess

Bi* fo' sho :3
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Postby Kelinfort » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:06 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Quite the seductress, she is. Pizza gives her a distinctive advantage, for who doesn't simply love pizza?

√ Ginger
√ Drives great
√ Loves animals
√ Probably fertile
√ Pizza

All in all I am the best girl on earth.

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Postby Lordieth » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:11 am

Kiruri wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I'm a pizza delivery babe. All of my possessions smell like pizza. I'm pretty sure if a guy went down on me he would come back up with pepperoni breath.

Eeeeww :P


Julian prefers extra sausage.
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Postby Napkiraly » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:16 am

Immoren wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Woot new workout goal in mind. Gotta get in shape for the Royal Marines. Since I have a few years until eligible I should attain that if I stick forward. Should be a fun ride.


Soldier or Commision? :P

Napkiraly wrote:Anyways how is everyone today?


It was decent day of learning about building/new estate automation and Industrial engineering.

Marine. ;) Enlisted though.

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Postby Kiruri » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:20 am

Lordieth wrote:
Kiruri wrote:Eeeeww :P


Julian prefers extra sausage.

I don't think I can fit more than one :S Well.. I wouldn't know.. perhaps. Maybe if I'm very very hungry.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:23 am

Napkiraly wrote:Marine. ;)


Soldier whose ride is a boat is still a soldier. :p
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Postby Lordieth » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:24 am

Kiruri wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Julian prefers extra sausage.

I don't think I can fit more than one :S Well.. I wouldn't know.. perhaps. Maybe if I'm very very hungry.


Well, don't be greedy, then. ;)
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