The Eternal Thread lived in a lilac wood...

[Lordieth]

This answer is trying to write itself but my PG-13 sense is tingling and I'm supposedly nearing a last warning given my "long history" and my gargantuan warning level of zero

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

I'm going to have to keep this in mind if you ever ask me to make you a sandwich. As in, always make sure there's mayonnaise in the cupboard.

[Hurdegaryp]

That sudden shock when you realize that Blazedtown is lacking in moral fiber.

I recommend more roughage.

Things might get rough, yes.

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

Oh my goddess.

At least it's the environmentally friendly alternative for regular mayonnaise.

[DesAnges]

And that's the end of my cottage cheese sandwich for the day.

Hurrah!The Mayonnaise is here :3

My nickname is The Mayonnaise? Well don't I feel objectified.

[Hladgos]

I'm very glad I got to see this lewdness before class. I feel complete. :3

[The Holy Therns]

At least it's the environmentally friendly alternative for regular mayonnaise.

It's got nothing to do with me and yet I still feel violated. I should probably go now.

[Bralia]

Hurrah!The Mayonnaise is here :3

My nickname is The Mayonnaise? Well don't I feel objectified.

I suggest taking it as a compliment, Des. You must be the superior condiment.

[Hurdegaryp]

I'm very glad I got to see this lewdness before class. I feel complete. :3

Thank you for reminding us that nobody is thinking of the children. Now go and learn useful things.

[DesAnges]

My nickname is The Mayonnaise? Well don't I feel objectified.

I suggest taking it as a compliment, Des. You must be the superior condiment.

That honorific, my friend, belongs to HP Spicy Woodsmoke Barbeque sauce.

[Kiruri]

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

I'm going to have to keep this in mind if you ever ask me to make you a sandwich. As in, always make sure there's mayonnaise in the cupboard.

Okay c: but please let it be homemade, nothing from the store. ;P

[Hurdegaryp]

At least it's the environmentally friendly alternative for regular mayonnaise.

It's got nothing to do with me and yet I still feel violated. I should probably go now.

Maybe drink a nice cup of coffee. Or did you drink too much coffee?

[Kiruri]

Hurrah!The Mayonnaise is here :3

My nickname is The Mayonnaise? Well don't I feel objectified.

Would a hug make it better?

[DesAnges]

My nickname is The Mayonnaise? Well don't I feel objectified.

Would a hug make it better?

You keep those hands away from me.

[Lordieth]

I'm going to have to keep this in mind if you ever ask me to make you a sandwich. As in, always make sure there's mayonnaise in the cupboard.

Okay c: but please let it be homemade, nothing from the store. ;P

I have no idea how to make it. I think egg whites are involved.

[DesAnges]

Okay c: but please let it be homemade, nothing from the store. ;P

I have no idea how to make it. I think egg whites are involved.

Egg white, oil and water, IIRC.

[Bralia]

I suggest taking it as a compliment, Des. You must be the superior condiment.

That honorific, my friend, belongs to HP Spicy Woodsmoke Barbeque sauce.

That name. That name alone is superior.

My nickname is The Mayonnaise? Well don't I feel objectified.

Would a hug make it better?

A . . . *ahem* . . . special kind of hug, K?

[Kiruri]

Okay c: but please let it be homemade, nothing from the store. ;P

I have no idea how to make it. I think egg whites are involved.

>:I blah, just buy one for the store :c

[Lordieth]

I have no idea how to make it. I think egg whites are involved.

Egg white, oil and water, IIRC.

I'd rather just eat an egg.

[Kiruri]

I have no idea how to make it. I think egg whites are involved.

Egg white, oil and water, IIRC.

you could use olive oil

[Lordieth]

Egg white, oil and water, IIRC.

you could use olive oil

That I do have. Just no eggs.

[The Holy Therns]

It's got nothing to do with me and yet I still feel violated. I should probably go now.

Maybe drink a nice cup of coffee. Or did you drink too much coffee?

Coffee's brewing. I need safety.

[Kiruri]

Would a hug make it better?

You keep those hands away from me.

Aww, fine... but they're clean, I swear on Lordy's grave

[Lordieth]

Maybe drink a nice cup of coffee. Or did you drink too much coffee?

Coffee's brewing. I need safety.

We're going to need a bigger cup.

[DesAnges]

Maybe drink a nice cup of coffee. Or did you drink too much coffee?

Coffee's brewing. I need safety.

Safety is a cup of warm coffee, a big stick, and some delightful Dubliners

[The Holy Therns]

Coffee's brewing. I need safety.

We're going to need a bigger cup.

Not. Helping!

[Kiruri]

you could use olive oil

That I do have. Just no eggs.

I'll bring a dzen over :3 we can start our own brand of home-made mayo and we can overprice it and sell it to the rich c: we'll make hundreds