The Eternal Thread lived in a lilac wood...

[Dumb Ideologies]

Yes, I didn't quite think that through. I'm sure I could cook something up that could be eaten without cutlery.

aren't some middle eastern dishes eaten without the use of cutlery?

Kalashnikov chopsticks.

[Bralia]

Anyway, I have to be back at camp by half three, so I must dash. I'll try to get online again soon. Bye bye, my lovelies. o/

No! I demand you come back! I totally don't like all these Galla Withdrawal Symptoms I get itchy in all sorts of places and I sneeze constantly.. I need my daily dose of Galla, missy

Wait a second, I thought sexual tension was one of the symptoms of GWS, too? If not . . . what the hell is wrong with me?

[The Holy Therns]

You want to get my fingers dirty. You monster.

Hey, if you weren't getting violent with the cutlery, you wouldn't have to.

I can be perfectly violent without them, you know.

[Lordieth]

Hey, if you weren't getting violent with the cutlery, you wouldn't have to.

I can be perfectly violent without them, you know.

Can I placate you with some fine dining?

[The Holy Therns]

I can be perfectly violent without them, you know.

Can I placate you with some fine dining?

If you can guarantee a proper knife and fork, certainly.

[Kiruri]

No! I demand you come back! I totally don't like all these Galla Withdrawal Symptoms I get itchy in all sorts of places and I sneeze constantly.. I need my daily dose of Galla, missy

Wait a second, I thought sexual tension was one of the symptoms of GWS, too? If not . . . what the hell is wrong with me?

Nope, no sir, it isn't. Take it from me, a future doctor. That sexual tension means all your inner giblets, nuts and bolts are in their normal working condition. Sexual tension is perfectly normal when one's around Galla. You should worry and consult your GP if there's no sexual tension for it may indicate you're dead.

[Kiruri]

aren't some middle eastern dishes eaten without the use of cutlery?

Kalashnikov chopsticks.

Do those count as cutlery?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Kalashnikov chopsticks.

Do those count as cutlery?

Of course. The blood of rival relgionists also functions as ketchup.

[Kiruri]

Do those count as cutlery?

Of course. The blood of rival relgionists also functions as ketchup.

Oh, I see.. Anyway, I don't like ketchup. I go for mayonnaise or mustard. What bodily fluid do I use for mayonnaise and what other one for mustard?

[Bralia]

Wait a second, I thought sexual tension was one of the symptoms of GWS, too? If not . . . what the hell is wrong with me?

Nope, no sir, it isn't. Take it from me, a future doctor. That sexual tension means all your inner giblets, nuts and bolts are in their normal working condition. Sexual tension is perfectly normal when one's around Galla. You should worry and consult your GP if there's no sexual tension for it may indicate you're dead.

Aaah, good to know it's a natural occurrence, then. I, for one, welcome such feelings.

[Lordieth]

Can I placate you with some fine dining?

If you can guarantee a proper knife and fork, certainly.

Deal. Just no impaling me on them.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Of course. The blood of rival relgionists also functions as ketchup.

Oh, I see.. Anyway, I don't like ketchup. I go for mayonnaise or mustard. What bodily fluid do I use for mayonnaise and what other one for mustard?

This answer is trying to write itself but my PG-13 sense is tingling and I'm supposedly nearing a last warning given my "long history" and my gargantuan warning level of zero

[Kiruri]

Oh, I see.. Anyway, I don't like ketchup. I go for mayonnaise or mustard. What bodily fluid do I use for mayonnaise and what other one for mustard?

This answer is trying to write itself but my PG-13 sense is tingling and I'm supposedly nearing a last warning given my "long history" and my gargantuan warning level of zero

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

[The Holy Therns]

If you can guarantee a proper knife and fork, certainly.

Deal. Just no impaling me on them.

I'm not sure I can give promises... Who knows what'll happen, after all.

[Luziyca]

Hi, folks.

[Lordieth]

Deal. Just no impaling me on them.

I'm not sure I can give promises... Who knows what'll happen, after all.

I suppose it adds an air of mystery. I'll prepare for all conceivable eventualities.

[Dyakovo]

Wait a second, I thought sexual tension was one of the symptoms of GWS, too? If not . . . what the hell is wrong with me?

Nope, no sir, it isn't. Take it from me, a future doctor. That sexual tension means all your inner giblets, nuts and bolts are in their normal working condition. Sexual tension is perfectly normal when one's around Galla. You should worry and consult your GP if there's no sexual tension for it may indicate you're dead.

I may be dead then.

[Lordieth]

Nope, no sir, it isn't. Take it from me, a future doctor. That sexual tension means all your inner giblets, nuts and bolts are in their normal working condition. Sexual tension is perfectly normal when one's around Galla. You should worry and consult your GP if there's no sexual tension for it may indicate you're dead.

I may be dead then.

They have pills for that kind of thing.

[The Holy Therns]

I'm not sure I can give promises... Who knows what'll happen, after all.

I suppose it adds an air of mystery. I'll prepare for all conceivable eventualities.

What's life without a little adventure?

[Dyakovo]

I may be dead then.

They have pills for that kind of thing.

Or I'm just not into people younger than my kids...

[Kiruri]

Nope, no sir, it isn't. Take it from me, a future doctor. That sexual tension means all your inner giblets, nuts and bolts are in their normal working condition. Sexual tension is perfectly normal when one's around Galla. You should worry and consult your GP if there's no sexual tension for it may indicate you're dead.

I may be dead then.

Well.. look at the bright side. You're part of the 5% that don't die off completely. You're like a leper

[DesAnges]

This answer is trying to write itself but my PG-13 sense is tingling and I'm supposedly nearing a last warning given my "long history" and my gargantuan warning level of zero

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

And that's the end of my cottage cheese sandwich for the day.

[Kiruri]

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

And that's the end of my cottage cheese sandwich for the day.

Hurrah!The Mayonnaise is here :3

[The Holy Therns]

This answer is trying to write itself but my PG-13 sense is tingling and I'm supposedly nearing a last warning given my "long history" and my gargantuan warning level of zero

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

Oh my goddess.

[Hurdegaryp]

I knew it! :3 Semen is the equivalent of mayonnaise! It tastes much sweeter though...well, depending...but it's still mayonnaise's equivalent. Speaking of which... I have no mayonnaise left. How am I suppose to make sammiches nao? :I And the worst part is my boyfriend's out of town for the week. Sigh :/ I'll just go see if I can batch myself some homemade mayonnaise then I just wish my bf was here. His tastes better.

And that's the end of my cottage cheese sandwich for the day.

Thafoo may be gone, but his legacy is still with us.