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Postby Hladgos » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:25 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Bralia wrote:Ninjas are fucking ostriches, I think. It's hard to tell.

Indeed... Without a closer look it might be ostriches Fucking the ninjas.
I volunteer Hlad to take a closer look.

Do I have any insurance in the case that I get pulled in?
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Postby Bralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:25 am

Kannap wrote:
Bralia wrote:Ninjas are fucking ostriches, I think. It's hard to tell.


Somebody has gotta do it. Us ostriches need to be pleasured too!

Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.

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Bralia wrote:Ninjas are fucking ostriches, I think. It's hard to tell.

Never knew what hit em?

They got in and out and the ostriches never even knew they'd had sex.
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Postby Dyakovo » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:26 am

Hladgos wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Indeed... Without a closer look it might be ostriches Fucking the ninjas.
I volunteer Hlad to take a closer look.

Do I have any insurance in the case that I get pulled in?

Yes.
It doesn't cover anything involving ostriches or ninjas though
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Postby Hladgos » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:27 am

Bralia wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Somebody has gotta do it. Us ostriches need to be pleasured too!

Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.

Hladgos wrote:Never knew what hit em?

They got in and out and the ostriches never even knew they'd had sex.

Ninjas are asian, so it does kinda explain why the ostriches might not feel a thing.
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Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by craving and aversion. Suffering can be overcome and happiness can be attained. Live a moral life.

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"The purpose of our life is to be happy." -Dali Lama

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:27 am

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Hurdegaryp wrote:Well, we'll just have to be the better persons, then.

You're demanding quite a lot from people on the internet.

They'll just have to suck it up, then. Can't bother to feel personally responsible for the gargantuan amounts of butthurtitude that might be unleashed in response.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:27 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Don't be relieved yet. There is so much you don't know about your world.

Like what? I'm slightly starting to panic now!


Like, Santa isn't real. Neither is that Easter bunny fellow.
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Postby Hladgos » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:28 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Hladgos wrote:Do I have any insurance in the case that I get pulled in?

Yes.
It doesn't cover anything involving ostriches or ninjas though

Alright then, here I go-wait, what was thataaaAAAHHH
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Postby Dyakovo » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:28 am

Bralia wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Somebody has gotta do it. Us ostriches need to be pleasured too!

Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.

Congratulations.
You managed to say something that even I find slightly disturbing...
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:28 am

Hladgos wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Indeed... Without a closer look it might be ostriches Fucking the ninjas.
I volunteer Hlad to take a closer look.

Do I have any insurance in the case that I get pulled in?


No insurance needed when I'm in the mix ;) :P
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:29 am

Kannap wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Like what? I'm slightly starting to panic now!


Like, Santa isn't real. Neither is that Easter bunny fellow.

I knew that.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:29 am

Bralia wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Somebody has gotta do it. Us ostriches need to be pleasured too!

Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.


Name the time and place.
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Postby Hladgos » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:29 am

Kannap wrote:
Hladgos wrote:Do I have any insurance in the case that I get pulled in?


No insurance needed when I'm in the mix ;) :P

But what about the ninjas? I don't want to get impaled with one of their little daggers
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Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're a nut. I like that.
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Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by craving and aversion. Suffering can be overcome and happiness can be attained. Live a moral life.

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." -Stephen Hawking

"The purpose of our life is to be happy." -Dali Lama

"If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago committed suicide." -Gandhi

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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:30 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Like, Santa isn't real. Neither is that Easter bunny fellow.

I knew that.


Don't lie to yourself.
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:30 am

Kannap wrote:
Bralia wrote:Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.


Name the time and place.

We were so close to getting off the topic of beastiality. Oh dear.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:31 am

Hladgos wrote:
Kannap wrote:
No insurance needed when I'm in the mix ;) :P

But what about the ninjas? I don't want to get impaled with one of their little daggers


Then scare them off or something. Tell them you see them. Then they'll quit their ninja jobs because being seen makes them a shame to their ninja academy and their master.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:31 am

No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:31 am

Kannap wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:I knew that.


Don't lie to yourself.

Sinterklaas is real, though.

United Marxist Nations wrote:No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.

I do not.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:31 am

Gallade wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Name the time and place.

We were so close to getting off the topic of beastiality. Oh dear.


Were we ever on the road to the exit?
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Postby Bralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:32 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Bralia wrote:Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.

Congratulations.
You managed to say something that even I find slightly disturbing...

I shall take this post and hold it as a battle trophy. I have won TET!

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Bralia wrote:Such slender necks . . . wide hips . . . I'd totally do an ostrich.


Name the time and place.

10 PM. N'Djamena, Chad.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:32 am

United Marxist Nations wrote:No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.


We all remember what happened to who?
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Postby Dyakovo » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:32 am

United Marxist Nations wrote:No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.

Yes. He got DOSed for talking about actually fucking his cat.
I fail to see how that applies here.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:33 am

Gallade wrote:
Kannap wrote:Name the time and place.

We were so close to getting off the topic of beastiality. Oh dear.

It's what all the cool kids do after enjoying vodka enemas or whatever it is they are doing according to the hysterical media.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:33 am

Bralia wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Congratulations.
You managed to say something that even I find slightly disturbing...

I shall take this post and hold it as a battle trophy. I have won TET!

Kannap wrote:
Name the time and place.

10 PM. N'Djamena, Chad.


Very discrete location you chose there. Scared to be seen by somebody you know elsewhere? :p
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Postby Hladgos » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:33 am

Kannap wrote:
Hladgos wrote:But what about the ninjas? I don't want to get impaled with one of their little daggers


Then scare them off or something. Tell them you see them. Then they'll quit their ninja jobs because being seen makes them a shame to their ninja academy and their master.

But then they might commit whatever the word is when they stab themselves. And I don't want that on my criminal history. And besides, that just leaves the two of us, and Bra.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:33 am

Kannap wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.


We all remember what happened to who?

You must have joined to late to ever see him. He was some guy who was pretty open about the fact that he fucks an exotic cat, so the mods DOS'd him.
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