TET: Sinful and splintering beyond the vapors

[Lordieth]

Baconify!

Do you still use the spell of death on poultry?

Cursing your chicken makes it taste off.

[Hladgos]

Do you still use the spell of death on poultry?


I've mastered the part where you boil water..

You're on your way.

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I want to write a cyberpunk novel for this NaNoWriMo.

I've been thinking about doing NaNoWriMo this year. Not sure if I will yet.

I'm not sure either, but either way I have a lot of time until them to come up with something.

[Hladgos]

Do you still use the spell of death on poultry?

Cursing your chicken makes it taste off.

So long as I smother it in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce, I'll eat it

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You're on your way.

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

If you burn milk, you're golden.

[Hladgos]

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

If you burn milk, you're golden.

I've actually made some cheese sauces with milk in em. Stirstirstir

[Kiruri]

Why not both?

There's a certain degree of wizardry in cookery.

Yeah! Some manage to make love potions to conquer the heart (and stomach) of their crush, some manage poison potions that'll have you in the restroom all night and others manage sleeping potions that'll have your taste buds near comatose

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I've been thinking about doing NaNoWriMo this year. Not sure if I will yet.

I'm not sure either, but either way I have a lot of time until them to come up with something.

Gidge told me of a group she's in for NaNoWriMo. I may take her up on the invite.

[Lordieth]

You're on your way.

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

I've done it to pasta before. Water evaporates..

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If you burn milk, you're golden.

I've actually made some cheese sauces with milk in em. Stirstirstir

Mmmmm, cheese.

[Hladgos]

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

I've done it to pasta before. Water evaporates..

What did you do? Go to school with the stove on?

I destroyed a pan like that, back when I sucked at cooking.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

There's a certain degree of wizardry in cookery.

Yeah! Some manage to make love potions to conquer the heart (and stomach) of their crush, some manage poison potions that'll have you in the restroom all night and others manage sleeping potions that'll have your taste buds near comatose

Culinary voodoo.

[Hladgos]

I've actually made some cheese sauces with milk in em. Stirstirstir

Mmmmm, cheese.

I'm not a terrible cook, dad's teaching me how to not eat frozen waffles and old pizza when I move out.

[Kiruri]

You're on your way.

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

If you achieve that you automatically become a su-wizard

[Hladgos]

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

If you achieve that you automatically become a su-wizard

I just get payed less than a normal wizard?

[Kiruri]

Next step, burn spaghetti, IN WATER

If you burn milk, you're golden.

Yay! I'm gold

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Mmmmm, cheese.

I'm not a terrible cook, dad's teaching me how to not eat frozen waffles and old pizza when I move out.

Ramen is your salvation.

[Lordieth]

I've done it to pasta before. Water evaporates..

What did you do? Go to school with the stove on?

I destroyed a pan like that, back when I sucked at cooking.

No. I left the kitchen and got distracted. By the time I smelled smoke it was ruined. The pan was a write-off.

[Camelza]

You should, fatpires are an amusing concept.

That's what my best friend said too. I just don't know how to frame it.

Hmmm, what about an ancient curse of a witch on a debauched Roman family that survived up to this day, with the modern fatpires trying to achieve word domination through fastfood chains? But then a slim vegetarian girl and a member of Greenpeace wrecks their plans!

[Hladgos]

I'm not a terrible cook, dad's teaching me how to not eat frozen waffles and old pizza when I move out.

Ramen is your salvation.

Nah, I'm gonna be a proper cook in my college years! That'll save me from having to live by myself. I'll tout myself as an excellent housemaid to the big sororities and stuff, and when they make me wear a maid's outfit, it won't be demeaning, I'll take it as my right and privilege!

[Kiruri]

If you achieve that you automatically become a su-wizard

I just get payed less than a normal wizard?

You get paid exactly as much as a su chef.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's what my best friend said too. I just don't know how to frame it.

Hmmm, what about an ancient curse of a witch on a debauched Roman family that survived up to this day, with the modern fatpires trying to achieve word domination through fastfood chains? But then a slim vegetarian girl and a member of Greenpeace wrecks their plans!

I can have Caligula be the fatpire ancestor.

[Hladgos]

What did you do? Go to school with the stove on?

I destroyed a pan like that, back when I sucked at cooking.

No. I left the kitchen and got distracted. By the time I smelled smoke it was ruined. The pan was a write-off.

Well, good thing noodles are cheap.. What happened to the pan? Did it crack like mine?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Ramen is your salvation.

Nah, I'm gonna be a proper cook in my college years! That'll save me from having to live by myself. I'll tout myself as an excellent housemaid to the big sororities and stuff, and when they make me wear a maid's outfit, it won't be demeaning, I'll take it as my right and privilege!

You, I like you a lot. I do.

[Hladgos]

I just get payed less than a normal wizard?

You get paid exactly as much as a su chef.

Well, that could mean I'll be living in a bucket, or a $200,000 house.