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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:41 am

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DesAnges wrote:So a morgue worker has been shagging corpses, and has apparently racked up 100 notches on his coffin lid.

Not many things make me do this, but: ew.


Gotta get it somehow. Clearly no living person wants to do him.

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DesAnges wrote:So a morgue worker has been shagging corpses, and has apparently racked up 100 notches on his coffin lid.

Not many things make me do this, but: ew.

Well, that has thoroughly put me off my dinner.

I was expecting these responses the other way around.
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:44 am

DesAnges wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Gotta get it somehow. Clearly no living person wants to do him.

Gallade wrote:Well, that has thoroughly put me off my dinner.

I was expecting these responses the other way around.

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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:46 am

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DesAnges wrote:
I was expecting these responses the other way around.

Whatever you may think of me, I have the utmost respect for the dead.

Oh I think nothing badly of you, just you're usually on hand with an irreverent answer.
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Postby Bralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:46 am

DesAnges wrote:So a morgue worker has been shagging corpses, and has apparently racked up 100 notches on his coffin lid.

Not many things make me do this, but: ew.

At least it's not bestiality. That's what I keep on telling myself . . .
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:49 am

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Gallade wrote:Whatever you may think of me, I have the utmost respect for the dead.

Oh I think nothing badly of you, just you're usually on hand with an irreverent answer.

Ah. Not for anything genuinely deplorable.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:50 am

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DesAnges wrote:Oh I think nothing badly of you, just you're usually on hand with an irreverent answer.

Ah. Not for anything genuinely deplorable.

Fair enough. I'll have to keep a stock of dark yet glib one liners handy for just such an occasion.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:53 am

Gallade wrote:Very loud old people talking about everyone they know who died or is dying and the very inevitable and welcome embrace of death is the cornerstone of city bus conversation.

It must have been a very pleasant experience.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:58 am

This should be implemented
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:59 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Very loud old people talking about everyone they know who died or is dying and the very inevitable and welcome embrace of death is the cornerstone of city bus conversation.

It must have been a very pleasant experience.

It's too morbid to be morbid, really. It was rather entertaining, really. Considering how casual they are about it.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:00 am



Maybe you shouldn't have grown so tall. Ever think of that? :P
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Postby Farnhamia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:01 am

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DesAnges wrote:
I was expecting these responses the other way around.

Whatever you may think of me, I have the utmost respect for the dead.

At least they're quiet.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:01 am

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Maybe you shouldn't have grown so tall. Ever think of that? :P

Blame my superior Nordic genes and sturdy British diet.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:01 am

DesAnges wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Gotta get it somehow. Clearly no living person wants to do him.

Gallade wrote:Well, that has thoroughly put me off my dinner.

I was expecting these responses the other way around.


I certainly corpsed when I heard the story.

Unfortunately this really weird guy started humping me.
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:03 am

DesAnges wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Maybe you shouldn't have grown so tall. Ever think of that? :P

Blame my superior Nordic genes and sturdy British diet.

I was working under the impression that you were raised near a nuclear spill.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:03 am

Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:It must have been a very pleasant experience.

It's too morbid to be morbid, really. It was rather entertaining, really. Considering how casual they are about it.

Going to funerals becomes a significant part of your life when you get older, so I assume death becomes rather common. Not as common as it is for those working in hospitals, but still.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
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Postby Lastwordsgoodbye » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:04 am

Kannap wrote:


Maybe you shouldn't have grown so tall. Ever think of that? :P

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:04 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Unfortunately this really weird guy started humping me.

That would probably be your partner. Undoubtedly he means well.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:09 am

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Blame my superior Nordic genes and sturdy British diet.

I was working under the impression that you were raised near a nuclear spill.

I was actually found at the base of a beanstalk.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:10 am

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:I was working under the impression that you were raised near a nuclear spill.

I was actually found at the base of a beanstalk.


Are you the cow the beans were sold for?
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:11 am

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:I was working under the impression that you were raised near a nuclear spill.

I was actually found at the base of a beanstalk.

I was wondering how your poor mother could have survived.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:13 am

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I was actually found at the base of a beanstalk.

I was wondering how your poor mother could have survived.

The answer to that is spam. Spam: the nourishment of the British Empire.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:13 am

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I was actually found at the base of a beanstalk.

I was wondering how your poor mother could have survived.

There were three of us and I wasn't the biggest. My sister was a few pounds heavier.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I was actually found at the base of a beanstalk.


Are you the cow the beans were sold for?

I have grown into a mighty bull with huge horns. Or something.
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Postby Gallade » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:15 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:I was wondering how your poor mother could have survived.

The answer to that is spam. Spam: the nourishment of the British Empire.

With its lesser known side dish I hope, Smash.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:19 am

Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:The answer to that is spam. Spam: the nourishment of the British Empire.

With its lesser known side dish I hope, Smash.

Only after the electronic revolution.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
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Postby Luziyca » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:21 am

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