TET: Sinful and splintering beyond the vapors

[Hurdegaryp]

No. I am TET.

Tie him down. Burn him. The madness stops now.

It doesn't work like that. WE ARE ONE.

Why do I continue to recieve recruitment telegrams even after I've been in my region for months mow?

Simple, my dear Hladgos. They want you. They want you so hard.

[Monkeykind]

Who the heck is Darius Stavrovic?

Daria Stavrovich, not Darius Stavrovic, and she's the person in my avvy.

Never heard of her.

[Hladgos]

Tie him down. Burn him. The madness stops now.

It doesn't work like that. WE ARE ONE.

Why do I continue to recieve recruitment telegrams even after I've been in my region for months mow?

Simple, my dear Hladgos. They want you. They want you so hard.

Then why, might I ask, hasn't the Army come to my door ages after I should've signed up for selective service or whatever?

[Kannap]

Daria Stavrovich, not Darius Stavrovic, and she's the person in my avvy.

Never heard of her.

Now you have.

[Gallade]

Tie him down. Burn him. The madness stops now.

It doesn't work like that. WE ARE ONE.

Why do I continue to recieve recruitment telegrams even after I've been in my region for months mow?

Simple, my dear Hladgos. They want you. They want you so hard.

I'm not joining the hivemind. You'll take that as an invitation to touch my stuff.

[DesAnges]

It doesn't work like that. WE ARE ONE.


Simple, my dear Hladgos. They want you. They want you so hard.

I'm not joining the hivemind. You'll take that as an invitation to touch my stuff.

That reminds me, I sold most of it. You're leaving soon, anyway.

[Monkeykind]

Never heard of her.

Now you have.

Actually, I've already forgotten her surname.

[Dyakovo]

Always expanding the trophy room.
*nods*

Why do you nod so much?

Why do you not nod more?

[Gallade]

I'm not joining the hivemind. You'll take that as an invitation to touch my stuff.

That reminds me, I sold most of it. You're leaving soon, anyway.

While we're on the subject, your new owner will be along shortly.

[Hurdegaryp]

Then why, might I ask, hasn't the Army come to my door ages after I should've signed up for selective service or whatever?

It's not that the Army does not like you, it's just that they consider you too precious and delicate to become mangled by a drill sergeant. The Army does not want to damage your perfect form.

I'm not joining the hivemind. You'll take that as an invitation to touch my stuff.

Mutual consent is key in such situations. THE HIVEMIND WOULD NOT LIKE THINGS TO BECOME AWKWARD.

[Dyakovo]

Daria Stavrovich, not Darius Stavrovic, and she's the person in my avvy.

Never heard of her.

Now you have.
She's the female lead of Russian Alt-metal band Слот.

[DesAnges]

That reminds me, I sold most of it. You're leaving soon, anyway.

While we're on the subject, your new owner will be along shortly.

I'm not Esty, I'm my own property. You were merely the lease holder.

[Hurdegaryp]

Why do you nod so much?

Why do you not nod more?

The noddity of the situation is not lost on me.

[Monkeykind]

Why do you nod so much?

Why do you not nod more?

Because nodding is not required in most situations.

[Kannap]

Never heard of her.

Now you have.

The Ostrich Ninja wins again.

[Dyakovo]

Actually, I've already forgotten her surname.

That's okay, she goes by the stage name "Нуки" anyway.

[Gallade]

While we're on the subject, your new owner will be along shortly.

I'm not Esty, I'm my own property. You were merely the lease holder.

It's so adorable that you still think that. :3

[Hladgos]

Then why, might I ask, hasn't the Army come to my door ages after I should've signed up for selective service or whatever?

It's not that the Army does not like you, it's just that they consider you too precious and delicate to become mangled by a drill sergeant. The Army does not want to damage your perfect form.

I'm not joining the hivemind. You'll take that as an invitation to touch my stuff.

Mutual consent is key in such situations. THE HIVEMIND WOULD NOT LIKE THINGS TO BECOME AWKWARD.

It'slike they don't think I need discipline. *questions authority*

[Dyakovo]

Now you have.

The Ostrich Ninja wins again.

I had more to say as well though, so there...

[Kannap]

The Ostrich Ninja wins again.

I had more to say as well though, so there...

Very well. We must be tied.

[DesAnges]

I'm not Esty, I'm my own property. You were merely the lease holder.

It's so adorable that you still think that. :3

I had the contracts checked three times.

[Kannap]

It's so adorable that you still think that. :3

I had the contracts checked three times.

The checkers were wrong beyond measure.

[Gallade]

It's so adorable that you still think that. :3

I had the contracts checked three times.

We're well past international law and inalienable human rights, sweetcheeks.

[Dyakovo]

It's so adorable that you still think that. :3

I had the contracts checked three times.

You shouldn't have had them checked by ostriches...

[Kannap]

I had the contracts checked three times.

You shouldn't have had them checked by ostriches...

Hey! Ostrich law is better than human law! We never have enslaved our fellows during our lifetime, like you demons have.