TET: Sinful and splintering beyond the vapors

[Dyakovo]

Then scare them off or something. Tell them you see them. Then they'll quit their ninja jobs because being seen makes them a shame to their ninja academy and their master.

But then they might commit whatever the word is when they stab themselves. And I don't want that on my criminal history. And besides, that just leaves the two of us, and Bra.

Seppuku

[United Marxist Nations]

No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.

Yes. He got DOSed for talking about actually fucking his cat.
I fail to see how that applies here.

Just saying that it's all fun and games until someone fucks an exotic cat.

[Kannap]

Then scare them off or something. Tell them you see them. Then they'll quit their ninja jobs because being seen makes them a shame to their ninja academy and their master.

But then they might commit whatever the word is when they stab themselves. And I don't want that on my criminal history. And besides, that just leaves the two of us, and Bra.

So we all know each other? That is marvelous. Got no stranger Asians surrounding us.

[Gallade]

We were so close to getting off the topic of beastiality. Oh dear.

It's what all the cool kids do after enjoying vodka enemas or whatever it is they are doing according to the hysterical media.

Such scaremongering. Everyone knows vodka goes in your eye socket.

[DesAnges]

It's what all the cool kids do after enjoying vodka enemas or whatever it is they are doing according to the hysterical media.

Such scaremongering. Everyone knows vodka goes in your eye socket.

Tequila suicides? I'm not cleaning up that mess.

[Bralia]

No more of this bestiality in the TET, we all remember what happened to 1000 cats.

Yes. He got DOSed for talking about actually fucking his cat.
I fail to see how that applies here.

Ew. Now I'm genuinely disturbed.

I shall take this post and hold it as a battle trophy. I have won TET!


10 PM. N'Djamena, Chad.

Very discrete location you chose there. Scared to be seen by somebody you know elsewhere?

Not at all. I just thought you'd be comfortable there, being near your natural habitat.

[Kannap]

Yes. He got DOSed for talking about actually fucking his cat.
I fail to see how that applies here.

Just saying that it's all fun and games until someone fucks an exotic cat.

To my knowledge, none of us partake in bestiality. Except Bra, he had the hots for that alligator and it wanted him back.

[Hladgos]

But then they might commit whatever the word is when they stab themselves. And I don't want that on my criminal history. And besides, that just leaves the two of us, and Bra.

Seppuku

This just sounds like a naughty noise.

But then they might commit whatever the word is when they stab themselves. And I don't want that on my criminal history. And besides, that just leaves the two of us, and Bra.

So we all know each other? That is marvelous. Got no stranger Asians surrounding us.

True, but we all know an asian model or two, right?

[Kannap]

Yes. He got DOSed for talking about actually fucking his cat.
I fail to see how that applies here.

Ew. Now I'm genuinely disturbed.

Very discrete location you chose there. Scared to be seen by somebody you know elsewhere?

Not at all. I just thought you'd be comfortable there, being near your natural habitat.

Very well then, such a caring lover.

[Kannap]

Such scaremongering. Everyone knows vodka goes in your eye socket.

Tequila suicides? I'm not cleaning up that mess.

You were hired on as the janitor, you will be cleaning up all the messes made here.

[Kannap]

Seppuku

This just sounds like a naughty noise.

So we all know each other? That is marvelous. Got no stranger Asians surrounding us.

True, but we all know an asian model or two, right?

Only Jackie Chan. Only Jackie Chan.

[Gallade]

Such scaremongering. Everyone knows vodka goes in your eye socket.

Tequila suicides? I'm not cleaning up that mess.

Just be prepared to drag my deadweight home.

[Kannap]

Tequila suicides? I'm not cleaning up that mess.

Just be prepared to drag my deadweight home.

It'll be more convenient for him to toss you in the trunk and dump you in your front yard. *nods* Such a wild night.

[Hladgos]

This just sounds like a naughty noise.


True, but we all know an asian model or two, right?

Only Jackie Chan. Only Jackie Chan.

He's a model? Ne'er would've guessed

[DesAnges]

Tequila suicides? I'm not cleaning up that mess.

Just be prepared to drag my deadweight home.

Fireman's sling, methinks. You weight nothing.

[Hurdegaryp]

Tequila suicides? I'm not cleaning up that mess.

Just be prepared to drag my deadweight home.

And lay it to rest after cleaning it up. A lot of work is involved in it, actually.

[Kannap]

Only Jackie Chan. Only Jackie Chan.

He's a model? Ne'er would've guessed

I don't think he is. I am most certain he's just an actor, but he is the only Asian I know by name and face.

[Dyakovo]

Just be prepared to drag my deadweight home.

And lay it to rest after cleaning it up. A lot of work is involved in it, actually.

Nah... The mass grave has already been dug...

[Hladgos]

He's a model? Ne'er would've guessed

I don't think he is. I am most certain he's just an actor, but he is the only Asian I know by name and face.

What about Hiro Nakamura?

[Bralia]

Ew. Now I'm genuinely disturbed.


Not at all. I just thought you'd be comfortable there, being near your natural habitat.

Very well then, such a caring lover.

We can sit under the moonlight, share a few locusts and maybe even flee from a few cheetahs together. It'll be a night to remember!

[Dyakovo]

He's a model? Ne'er would've guessed

I don't think he is. I am most certain he's just an actor, but he is the only Asian I know by name and face.

You should familiarize yourself with Jet Li and Tony Jaa.
*nods*

[Kannap]

I don't think he is. I am most certain he's just an actor, but he is the only Asian I know by name and face.

What about Hiro Nakamura?

Nope, don't know him.

[Hurdegaryp]

And lay it to rest after cleaning it up. A lot of work is involved in it, actually.

Nah... The mass grave has already been dug...

I see you found room for your trophies.

[Gallade]

Just be prepared to drag my deadweight home.

And lay it to rest after cleaning it up. A lot of work is involved in it, actually.

The ditch is fine. I'll make a fine mulch come Spring.

[Kannap]

Very well then, such a caring lover.

We can sit under the moonlight, share a few locusts and maybe even flee from a few cheetahs together. It'll be a night to remember!

The perfect romantic night.