Look on, ye mortals, and despair - it's another TET.

[Gidgetisms]

This aint yours. It's mine. Look on the first page, I scented it

I raised the hammer and sickle over this territory and declared a socialist state...

is mine now

muahuahauah

*Beats your skull with hammer until your brains squish out*

[Other Thafoo]

because it'll be fun, I thought I made that clear

Just for you, I will.

tired, I just got offa work

Good other than that, though?

woop woop \o/

[Gidgetisms]

because it'll be fun, I thought I made that clear

Just for you, I will.

tired, I just got offa work

Good other than that, though?

*shrug* going through a depressive phase. I'll survive

[Other Thafoo]

I raised the hammer and sickle over this territory and declared a socialist state...

is mine now

muahuahauah

*Beats your skull with hammer until your brains squish out*

woah gidgey cool it with the vivid imagery

[Gidgetisms]

*Beats your skull with hammer until your brains squish out*

woah gidgey cool it with the vivid imagery

why? Tis fun. Besides, this is nothing

[District XIV]

I raised the hammer and sickle over this territory and declared a socialist state...

is mine now

muahuahauah

*Beats your skull with hammer until your brains squish out*

No need for violence when we can have glasnost

[Luziyca]

Signing off for the night. It's one, I'm tired. Bye!

[Stern des Meeres]

Just for you, I will.


Good other than that, though?

*shrug* going through a depressive phase. I'll survive

Sorry to hear that. :/

[Gidgetisms]

*Beats your skull with hammer until your brains squish out*

No need for violence when we can have glasnost

I'm not a nice person, but I will accept your hugs.

[Gidgetisms]

*shrug* going through a depressive phase. I'll survive

Sorry to hear that. :/

It's unfortunately a common reoccurance

[Other Thafoo]

woah gidgey cool it with the vivid imagery

why? Tis fun. Besides, this is nothing

it was very good imagery though, props on that

[Gidgetisms]

why? Tis fun. Besides, this is nothing

it was very good imagery though, props on that

Lemme find my novel, I'll show you

[Stern des Meeres]

Sorry to hear that. :/

It's unfortunately a common reoccurance

Well I hope you feel better soon, then. And that it becomes a little less common of a reoccurrence.

[Other Thafoo]

it was very good imagery though, props on that

Lemme find my novel, I'll show you

no, I'll find my novel, and I will show you, mark my words

[Other Thafoo]

oh, my novel is in the other room, and I'm too lazy to get it

you win on this one, gidgey, as much as it pains me to admit it

[Gidgetisms]

oh, my novel is in the other room, and I'm too lazy to get it

you win on this one, gidgey, as much as it pains me to admit it

I'll TG my bit to you, I might get in trouble for actually posting it

[Other Thafoo]

oh, my novel is in the other room, and I'm too lazy to get it

you win on this one, gidgey, as much as it pains me to admit it

I'll TG my bit to you, I might get in trouble for actually posting it

mine involved the protagonist of the story setting the grand controller of all of Manhattan's zombies alight as his evil throne was a large bathtub filled with an antibiotic liquid to slow decomposition that is also very flammable

the story I read it in was very good and not the usual zombie novel but in a good way, 8.5/10, known as Monster Island

I can recite the whole plot setup if you would like me to, I'm bored

[Gidgetisms]

I'll TG my bit to you, I might get in trouble for actually posting it

mine involved the protagonist of the story setting the grand controller of all of Manhattan's zombies alight as his evil throne was a large bathtub filled with an antibiotic liquid to slow decomposition that is also very flammable

the story I read it in was very good and not the usual zombie novel but in a good way, 8.5/10, known as Monster Island

I can recite the whole plot setup if you would like me to, I'm bored

and you wrote this? also, yes please

[Other Thafoo]

mine involved the protagonist of the story setting the grand controller of all of Manhattan's zombies alight as his evil throne was a large bathtub filled with an antibiotic liquid to slow decomposition that is also very flammable

the story I read it in was very good and not the usual zombie novel but in a good way, 8.5/10, known as Monster Island

I can recite the whole plot setup if you would like me to, I'm bored

and you wrote this? also, yes please

oh, by "my novel" I thought you meant just a really good novel you happened to own, no, I didn't write that

if you wrote what you sent me then that's damn impressive, damn impressive

still want to hear the plot?

[The Republic of Merrimont]

Galaxy of the guardians I r8 8/8 m8 would watch with m8s again.

[Gidgetisms]

and you wrote this? also, yes please

oh, by "my novel" I thought you meant just a really good novel you happened to own, no, I didn't write that

if you wrote what you sent me then that's damn impressive, damn impressive

still want to hear the plot?

Yes I wrote it. Thank you

Yes please

[The Serbian Empire]

Galaxy of the guardians I r8 8/8 m8 would watch with m8s again.

You wot m8 with Iggy Azalea?

[Other Thafoo]

oh, by "my novel" I thought you meant just a really good novel you happened to own, no, I didn't write that

if you wrote what you sent me then that's damn impressive, damn impressive

still want to hear the plot?

Yes I wrote it. Thank you

Yes please

hokay. so, it all starts off on a boat approaching Manhattan in foggy weather. the protagonist is- or, rather, was, since the first world is gone- a UN weapons inspector, taken prisoner by the Free Women's Republic of Somaliland, ruled by a cult of personality revolving around the warlord Mama Halima. this is after the apocalypse, by the way- a zombie epidemic came and left only all the third world nations alive. they're on a boat approaching Manhattan with the goal of picking up AIDS medication for Mama Halima at the fourth floor health office of the UN building. it was planned as a simple mission- dock, kill all the zombies on the way, take the meds, run back to the boat, and go back to Somaliland. problem is, they find that, though they are only half a kilometre away from the building, they're blocked by a bloody great pile of bodies in the water rendering the bit between them and the UN building far too shallow to sail through. they dock and fight through the waves of zombies.

meanwhile, somewhere only kilometres away, a man known as Gary wakes up. Gary's a strapping g young med student who, seeing no hope for the future in staying in Manhattan, infected himself and connected himself to circulatory machines to prevent the brain damage sustained by the loss of circulation that comes with death that rendered the undead so mindless. unfortunately, he is as hungry as the rest of the undead all the same. as he is going through Manhattan looking for frozen meats and such, he has a little altercation with the Somalians and they take him prisoner only for the fact that he's a freakin' talking zombie

the Somalians fight and fight until their leader is bitten, forcing them to retreat into a Virgin megastore as their leader's condition deteriorates

hold on, gotta go rest my fingers for a minute, I'll continue soon

[Bunkeranlage]

Here I am.

[Other Thafoo]

Here I am.

excellent, we may now begin